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Blunderkind
Jan 28, 2025

Mine is black coffee.

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Blunderkind posted:

Mine is black coffee.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


bovril

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Gasoline

.random
May 7, 2007

Pure, unadulterated water. All the power my predominantly-magnesium body needs in order to burn hot and clean :pray:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Blunderkind
Jan 28, 2025

I think my second favorite energy drink is a makeshift restoration of the original Four Loko that I call Five Loko. You make it by drinking the top of a Four Loko and pouring Five Hour Energy into it.

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
What's that fast food lemonade that kills you when you drink it? For me, that one

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

LaserPrinter69 posted:

What's that fast food lemonade that kills you when you drink it? For me, that one

Imagine dying in a panera bread

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.

bossy lady posted:

Imagine dying in a panera bread

imagining a gigantic bread bowl. sounds comfy

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

LaserPrinter69 posted:

What's that fast food lemonade that kills you when you drink it? For me, that one

Lol I called it Murder Lemonade. Used to put a bit of it in my mountain dew, followed by rum, sometimes while I was still in the Panera.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Diet coke

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
V in the Lemon Raspberry flavor full sugar tho :cheers:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
meth piss

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
Sometimes I get up early enough to make coffee other times I get whatever is on special. Got to read the label tho some cans only have like 120mg

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Lol I called it Murder Lemonade. Used to put a bit of it in my mountain dew, followed by rum, sometimes while I was still in the Panera.

Did it give you kidney stones like jawbreakers

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees Leave Paris in the morning with T-E-E
Jesus is my favorite energy drink.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
I like farmstand Jesus with extra pulp

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Human breast milk. I've run more miles after trying to get a drink of human breast milk than all other beverages put together.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

"I was almost a Jill sandwich!"
I like the taste of Nos.

Bawls was always good but you have to special order a case off Amazon these days.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

I have a coffee in the morning but I also drink the fruit flavoured monsters. I have pretty bad ADHD but while the stimulants help me a LOT I'm also one of the rare people who get horrible physical side effects so they slowly kill me.

So I'm not allowed my medication, but caffeine helps so the really fruity monster drinks are the most palatable thing I have found. I'd rather just have meds that wouldn't kill me but city girls make do.

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.
Breakfast tea....with a tea bag meant for a pot of tea, not the small ones for a cup.

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.
Or coffee..... very strong coffee.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhG9FBC0JDo

The Hello Machine
Jul 18, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
If u die in a panera they bury u in a bread bowl

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

They lower you into molten broccoli cheddar soup with your thumb up like the terminator

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i dont drink heart attack in a can sorry op

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

or coffee

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Well yeah it's pretty obvious what your pantry is stocked with no need to gloat.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i dont sample the goods

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Like Gatsby's library. What a tragedy.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Sudafed

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
well pee of course piss of course

of course

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.
which monsters actually taste good

are there any

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

All You Can Eat posted:

which monsters actually taste good

are there any

Cookie

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007
I drink a lot of green tea at home. Sometimes at work I'll go across to the cafe and get a black coffee. But I'm also addicted to the sugarfree Monsters, the guava one is the best flavour followed by watermelon.

Lately I've been buying the sugarfree Rockstars in the pastel-coloured cans because the dollar store sells them cheap. They're not as good as Monster but they do the trick. Reign also has some out-of-control flavours like cotton candy, too rich for my blood. I cannot go near a sugared energy drink anymore, it's seriously ludicrous that there's like >60g of sugar in those things.

All You Can Eat posted:

which monsters actually taste good

are there any

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
White Monster is the most American beverage and I drink it to increase my patriotism.

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

Bum Energy Root Beer

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

delicious, hearty borscht

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