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Cornfield Lucifer
Sep 1, 2025

by vyelkin

(and can't post for 10 days!)

Truck nuts. Cars with tinted windows. Cars with busted windows replaced with a trash bag. People who wear shirts that say "live fast, eat rear end!"

If you ever pay attention you might notice it takes for loving ever for them to leave their car once they park. They pull in and nada. Doors don't open and sometimes the engine is still running. From the outside, we can't see what the hell they are doing (the tinted windows). Are they on their phone? Snorting coke? Hiding from responsibilities?

They need to open the door and get the hell out!

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.
Why does it upset you so?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
My mentally ill neighbor gets fast food and then drives home, parks in her driveway and eats said fast food in her car and leaves the bag in her car. And she lives alone so it's not like she is hiding her shame eating from someone unless she thinks her cats judge her.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Much more annoying when they get in and don't leave

Cornfield Lucifer
Sep 1, 2025

by vyelkin

(and can't post for 10 days!)

credburn posted:

Why does it upset you so?

Not necessarily upset me, but maybe annoyed? I'm trying not to be on the same parking lot with them, well not at the same time at least. I don't want to get stirred into their degeneracy!

Cornfield Lucifer
Sep 1, 2025

by vyelkin

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Rubber Chicken posted:

Much more annoying when they get in and don't leave

Yeah! That too! What's up with that?

Cornfield Lucifer
Sep 1, 2025

by vyelkin

(and can't post for 10 days!)

Three Olives posted:

My mentally ill neighbor gets fast food and then drives home, parks in her driveway and eats said fast food in her car and leaves the bag in her car. And she lives alone so it's not like she is hiding her shame eating from someone unless she thinks her cats judge her.

Oh wow, it's the infamous Three Olives! My friends (who referred me) told me about you.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.
I don't understand why it annoys you that people are in their parked car.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Cornfield Lucifer posted:

Oh wow, it's the infamous Three Olives! My friends (who referred me) told me about you.

Did you get the referral bonus on your other account?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.



Three Olives posted:

My mentally ill neighbor gets fast food and then drives home, parks in her driveway and eats said fast food in her car and leaves the bag in her car. And she lives alone so it's not like she is hiding her shame eating from someone unless she thinks her cats judge her.

Wtf, why you watching them like that. Mind your own drat business

Cornfield Lucifer
Sep 1, 2025

by vyelkin

(and can't post for 10 days!)

Rubber Chicken posted:

Did you get the referral bonus on your other account?

Huh?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wtf, why you watching them like that. Mind your own drat business

Because their driveway is right outside our living room window.

Can we talk about how people never open their house window coverings in this thread? It's creepy as gently caress.

Cornfield Lucifer posted:

Oh wow, it's the infamous Three Olives! My friends (who referred me) told me about you.

Wow, that is a really dickish way to refer to a beloved forum poster.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


are you posting from inside your car right now?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Just having a laugh friend

Please enjoy the something awful forums

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I'm a 'truck nut'. I'm old now so it takes me a long time to make sure I have everything like my phone and keys and vape and backup vape and wallet. It's a lot and I always forget something. Other times, my pod stories are in a good part.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Three Olives posted:

Wow, that is a really dickish way to refer to a beloved forum poster.

Yeah, but he was talking to you

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Tangentially, I'm a little confused by people who go into a store to buy something real quick and leave their car running with the keys in the ignition.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

wash bucket posted:

Tangentially, I'm a little confused by people who go into a store to buy something real quick and leave their car running with the keys in the ignition.

People have ignition keys? I feel like that hasn't been a thing in like a decade.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

my girlfriend takes longer than me to exit the car because she is sampling her collection of water, starbucks drinks, etc, before we go inside

PokeJoe fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Oct 7, 2025

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Three Olives posted:

People have ignition keys? I feel like that hasn't been a thing in like a decade.

Never change

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
They're probably finishing off their road beer

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.



Three Olives posted:

Can we talk about how people never open their house window coverings in this thread? It's creepy as gently caress.

Its because your neighbors know you'd stare at them lmao

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Three Olives posted:

People have ignition keys? I feel like that hasn't been a thing in like a decade.

:dudsmile:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Three Olives posted:

Can we talk about how people never open their house window coverings in this thread? It's creepy as gently caress.

I leave mine closed because I don't want you to look into my home and see that I don't have a smart fridge.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
My blinds stay open because I have plants in all the rooms and the plants eat sunlight

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Got to check tiktok to make sure nothing important happened between home and the half mile drive to tgi fridays.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
Does your car look decent? if so, they are waiting for you to leave your car first, so they can steal your poo poo and/or vandalize your car.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Three Olives posted:

People have ignition keys? I feel like that hasn't been a thing in like a decade.

Yes, cars older than 10 years are illegal.

Did they even ever really exist? :thunk:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Yes, cars older than 10 years are illegal.

Did they even ever really exist? :thunk:

No, I mean my husband's 2012 Nissan Juke didn't have an ignition key and that is like a 14 year old economy car, I think we got like $4k for it when we sold it in near perfect condition.

Pretty sure they stopped putting ignition keys in cars like over a decade ago because putting the key thing in was actually more expensive.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Oct 7, 2025

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
my girlfriend drives a 2013 Corolla that very much has a key so shockingly you are out of touch!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


local unpleasant man shocked people hesitate and drag their feet around him

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
OP have you tried weed it's really chill

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Also they're taking so long in their cars because they are having sex with your mom in those cars OP, all of them.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

3o going hog wild in this thread. not sure why anyone needs to attention whore when they have a husband

ScreenDoorThrillr
Jun 23, 2023

(sings in latex)

Three Olives posted:

My mentally ill neighbor gets fast food and then drives home, parks in her driveway and eats said fast food in her car and leaves the bag in her car. And she lives alone so it's not like she is hiding her shame eating from someone unless she thinks her cats judge her.

She's scared of her weird neighbor

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
She sounds cool I'd be her friend, likes fast food and cats we'd get along pretty good

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
one time I saw a lifted truck stop at an ATM and do nothing for a couple minutes. then the driver side door opened, and a bald man at about five foot nothing hopped out to do his banking.


laughed pretty hard and loud as he was withdrawing and did not feel bad at all

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

OMFG FURRY posted:

one time I saw a lifted truck stop at an ATM and do nothing for a couple minutes. then the driver side door opened, and a bald man at about five foot nothing hopped out to do his banking.


laughed pretty hard and loud as he was withdrawing and did not feel bad at all

ok? you want a cookie?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
poor little guy :(

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Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Three Olives posted:

Can we talk about how people never open their house window coverings in this thread? It's creepy as gently caress.

Serious question about what "house window covering" means. Google just shows me curtains.
Are you talking about curtains? Awnings?

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