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Lately the urge has been on me. I can’t stop thinking about handling fat stacks of cash and guns. I don’t have fat stacks of cash outside of my collection of $27 in one-dollar bills and I don’t have any guns except my airsoft Glock 19 (gas blow-back). But I still can’t stop thinking about it, about the smell of hundreds of mushy bills all bound together, banded in greasy, humid stacks, can’t stop thinking about the feeling of racking the slide on a pistol, the textured grip and the serration, the slight smell of gun oil and old gunpowder and cold blued steel. This is a totally normal feeling that every person has, right?
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Oct 8, 2025 01:54
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I'd like to fondle fat stacks of cash. Not so interested in the guns
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Oct 8, 2025 01:55
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for more.
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No I don't do that
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Oct 8, 2025 02:02
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Yeah nah. My cash sleeps in a big bank with my safe deposit box full of Furbys and Furby memorabilia
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Oct 8, 2025 02:25
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I'm not 30, so I can only dream to fondle one or the other.
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Oct 8, 2025 02:41
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OP I suggest you open google and search the term "stealing" You'll achieve your dream in no time
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Oct 8, 2025 03:40
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No OP, my dick works fine
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Oct 8, 2025 03:44
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No, but I guess it's cool you're comfortable enough with us to come out as ammosexual
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Oct 8, 2025 03:59
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Just try and steal my gun op i will bury you in cash like the caske of montessori
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Oct 8, 2025 04:08
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gunsexuals should keep it in their rangeroom
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Oct 8, 2025 04:16
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Lt. Cock posted:OP I suggest you open google and search the term "stealing" holy poo poo
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Oct 8, 2025 04:20
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I only fondle rear end and fat tits OP
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Oct 8, 2025 15:52
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kturkey posted:Lately the urge has been on me. I can’t stop thinking about handling fat stacks of cash and guns. I don’t have fat stacks of cash outside of my collection of $27 in one-dollar bills and I don’t have any guns except my airsoft Glock 19 (gas blow-back). But I still can’t stop thinking about it, about the smell of hundreds of mushy bills all bound together, banded in greasy, humid stacks, can’t stop thinking about the feeling of racking the slide on a pistol, the textured grip and the serration, the slight smell of gun oil and old gunpowder and cold blued steel.
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Oct 8, 2025 15:56
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mystes posted:I think for your own safety you need to withdraw your life's savings in stacks of hundred dollar bills and then give them to me for safekeeping slides you nearly a quarter of a hundred dollar bill
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Oct 8, 2025 19:24
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i don't enough money to make even one decent stack, and guns are very illegal here
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Oct 8, 2025 19:25
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Go to Las Vegas. There are gun ranges you can shoot at and there are casinos you can lose a lot of money at; fat stacks worth. But no, I'm not in a movie where guns and cash are fondled.
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Oct 8, 2025 19:39
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Elburroman posted:slides you nearly a quarter of a hundred dollar bill
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Oct 8, 2025 21:47
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You can quite cheaply acquire fat stacks of Chinese joss paper hell bank dollars. Billions and billions. They come in many motifs. Smell like wax and cardboard tho.
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Oct 8, 2025 22:34
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My mind oft wanders to idle thoughts of handling a blicky furnished with a switch and extendo, op. Oft.
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Oct 8, 2025 22:51
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frumpykvetchbot posted:You can quite cheaply acquire fat stacks of Chinese joss paper hell bank dollars. Billions and billions. They come in many motifs. Smell like wax and cardboard tho. welp, i'm about to be rich
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Oct 8, 2025 22:56
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I don't know about fondling but I suppose the urge to hold a fat stack of cash up to my ear land pretend it's a phone occurs every now and again
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Oct 9, 2025 00:06
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I pick up my AK and hold it, dreaming of the days when I was a mere Soldier of Fortune magazine ad away from living the life of a highly paid mercenary.
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Oct 9, 2025 01:24
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istewart posted:Yeah nah. My cash sleeps in a big bank with my safe deposit box full of Furbys and Furby memorabilia This guy furbs
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Oct 9, 2025 01:32
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Szyznyk posted:I pick up my AK and hold it, dreaming of the days when I was a mere Soldier of Fortune magazine ad away from living the life of a highly paid mercenary. I played Soldier of Fortune at 640x480
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Oct 9, 2025 01:37
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soldier of fortune was fun
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Oct 9, 2025 01:47
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kturkey posted:Lately the urge has been on me. I can’t stop thinking about handling fat stacks of cash and guns. I don’t have fat stacks of cash outside of my collection of $27 in one-dollar bills and I don’t have any guns except my airsoft Glock 19 (gas blow-back). But I still can’t stop thinking about it, about the smell of hundreds of mushy bills all bound together, banded in greasy, humid stacks, can’t stop thinking about the feeling of racking the slide on a pistol, the textured grip and the serration, the slight smell of gun oil and old gunpowder and cold blued steel. Clothes on or nah
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Oct 9, 2025 02:32
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kturkey posted:Lately the urge has been on me. I can’t stop thinking about handling fat stacks of cash and guns. I don’t have fat stacks of cash outside of my collection of $27 in one-dollar bills and I don’t have any guns except my airsoft Glock 19 (gas blow-back). But I still can’t stop thinking about it, about the smell of hundreds of mushy bills all bound together, banded in greasy, humid stacks, can’t stop thinking about the feeling of racking the slide on a pistol, the textured grip and the serration, the slight smell of gun oil and old gunpowder and cold blued steel. Spread that all out on a table with a handful of advils and an eighth of shake and you can pretend you're a cop getting your picture taken for the Daily Hollerer
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Oct 9, 2025 04:58
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I used to withdraw $20 from the atm every paycheck and add it to a large rack of cash held together with rubber bands that I kept in my sock drawer for the express purpose of fondling a fat stack of cash
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Oct 9, 2025 05:41
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NO NEXT QUESTION
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Oct 9, 2025 06:23
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No, but I do get the gold fever sometimes. Just a couple 1 ounce gold coins to twirl around in your hand, you know?
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Oct 9, 2025 06:45
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Private Cumshoe posted:NO Whats it like to lose all worldly attachment to the concept of doing cool things
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Oct 9, 2025 06:50
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Nirvana
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Oct 9, 2025 07:12
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Private Cumshoe posted:Nirvana Nice
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Oct 9, 2025 07:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I played Soldier of Fortune at 640x480 kntfkr posted:soldier of fortune was fun Yep
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Oct 9, 2025 10:49
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The Cubelodyte posted:This guy furbs giggled
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Oct 10, 2025 23:18
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I like looking at the numbers in my investment portfolio get bigger. I don’t want to fondle them, they’re just rendered numbers on a screen. Guns seem heavy and unpleasant. Not something I really want to fondle
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Oct 10, 2025 23:41
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The Management posted:
Like bags of sand
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Oct 11, 2025 00:00
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Mossberg pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
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Oct 11, 2025 00:07
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I am the one who gets fondled
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Oct 11, 2025 00:08
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No, but I have considered filling a black duffle bag with drugs, guns, and cash. Just in case. Or maybe the drug briefcase from Fear and Loathing. To share with friends.
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