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You wake up from a stupor and a puppet on a tricycle wheels itself to you. A tape player scratchily plays a prerecorded message: Would you rather put your hand in a big hot fire for ten seconds or have your hand cut off with a quick machete chop You have to decide now. You got like five seconds. A door will open and you'll be let free either way, but you have to decide which first, or you'll get shot in the head.
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Oct 8, 2025 07:52
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I could beat a tricycle riding puppets rear end no problem. He doesn't even know how to ride a bike
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Oct 8, 2025 08:54
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If it's all the same to you I'd rather not.
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Oct 8, 2025 08:55
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>>> jam my hand up the puppets rear end
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Oct 8, 2025 09:18
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would you rather: eat cum or guzzle cum
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Oct 8, 2025 09:21
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 OP didn't use the exclusive OR. So there's a masochist out there who can request the fire AND the machete chop
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Oct 8, 2025 10:07
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for more.
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I would rather not read ur posts, OP! BOOM! ROASTED!
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Oct 8, 2025 10:10
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The fire obviously. I assume I'm impervious to fire. Pretty sure.
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Oct 8, 2025 11:06
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Im pervious for sure so id take the fire, do the amputation somewhere reputable, and id guzzle next
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Oct 8, 2025 11:59
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I'm too hot to get burned by fire, so I'll go with guzzle
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Oct 8, 2025 12:11
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"Guzzle and Burn" if anyones got the itt names thread
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Oct 8, 2025 12:14
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I’ll take the chop at least I won’t get gangrene from the maimed unhealable hand that will be useless anyway
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Oct 8, 2025 12:21
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would you rather eat pineapple on pizza eat pizza on pineapple well done steak dry rear end turkey vote for tom green for president vote for andy dick for president jared leto stars in every movie forever all music is replaced with amateur dubstep
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Oct 8, 2025 12:25
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pineapple on pizza dry rear end turkey tom green jared leto we didn't start the fire
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Oct 8, 2025 12:26
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Can we do both?
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Oct 8, 2025 12:26
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Colonel Cancer posted:Can we do both? They didn't specify the exclusive or, so yes
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Oct 8, 2025 12:33
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I remember in college seeing the to go meal offered a cookie OR a brownie. They wouldn't let me take both home  It's not my fault they weren't precise with their language
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Oct 8, 2025 12:34
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Horace Kinch posted:would you rather pizza on a pineapple if the sizes are inverted as well steak. rather eat boot than dry turkey. rather eat piss than almost anything. rather eat crap and turd than dry turkey andy dick that'd be fine he'd be good at it i'd rather give up movies than music but i'd rather give up music than give jared leto the satisfaction. he's not the worst famous person but might be my least favorite
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Oct 8, 2025 12:40
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Horace Kinch posted:would you rather if he was eligible, tom green. (he's canadian though.) apparently outside of his silly tv persona he's an okay guy. Andy dick is a terrible person.
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Oct 8, 2025 12:43
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rather turn bi sexual or buy sexual
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Oct 8, 2025 13:00
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What ig Jon lovitz was vice president and could beat Andy Dick up anytime he was stupid?
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Oct 8, 2025 15:19
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I could beat a tricycle riding puppets rear end no problem. He doesn't even know how to ride a bike
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Oct 8, 2025 15:23
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i'd rather you stop posting, op
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