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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



There's a dude named Josh Minion!

That last name has gotta suck. Even before those computer animated films came out. I know there are worst family names but drat.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
He should just spell it Mignon

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Bunnies are cute, but deadly
Minion fun fact: when milked, their bodily fluids display non-newtonian fluid properties. For this reason they are highly coveted by makers of nitrogen ice cream dots for use in banana ice cream

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

At the vehicle select screen press L1, Up, Down, Left

this information is very powerful, use it wisely....

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

Fillet Minion

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
it was sposed to be deskippable me and was gonna be moratory progpognanada about skippign commercials on streaming but it hant been invdnentde d yed

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ever wonder what those lil yellow guys did between 1930 and 1945

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
i think we all know the answer to that.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
The Minions were in an ice cave from 1812 or so to about 1968.

Source: Minions movie

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
That's just what they want you to think :tinfoil:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
The girl that the Minion placed his can of cream corn on is named Ashley Jordan.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like their memes especially when they talk about how things were better in the old days when kids played outside and got their asses beat when they didn't eat everything on their plate or whatever

E: lol good timing fancy hat

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
So many horrific minion memes

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Do minions gently caress?
Are there girl minions?
Where do more minions come from?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Rubber Chicken posted:

Do minions gently caress?
Are there girl minions?
Where do more minions come from?

It depends on if you go by what the creators say. The minion community seems to think minions engage in intercourse

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Mom says I'm too old for Shrek. Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself. Mom asks if I've taken my meds. I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake. Mom says no. I call her a Farquaad bitch.
Canonically Minions were frozen in ice from something like 1812-1968

lmao

quote:

The reason the writers had them living in the Arctic for most of the 20th century was because the "searching for the most evil person available" thing unintentionally implied that the Minions would end up working for any dictator of the 20th century during World War I or World War II, particularly Adolf Hitler.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

Rubber Chicken posted:

Do minions gently caress?
Are there girl minions?
Where do more minions come from?

Get them wet or feed them after midnight

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Rubber Chicken posted:

Do minions gently caress?


No

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Canonically Minions were frozen in ice from something like 1812-1968

lmao

do the Minions show up in Shrek erotica?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

SonOfGhostDad posted:

do the Minions show up in Shrek erotica?

Oh yes this is one thing that was missing from my life. Minions/Shrek gangbang in the swamp

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

Ogre in the streets, banana in the sheets

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SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

well i mean i figured if anyone on these forums knew the trends in Shrek erotica...

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