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The gently caress is the deal with those little metal dealies on the end of the sausage packages? Is there like a trick to get them off or are they just there to make you dirty a pair of scissors to cut the thing open? What jackass designed this I'm going to spit in his face ^^^ That's the stupid bullshit I'm talking about
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seconding. i want an answer too OP. you're onto something big
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Oct 9, 2025 00:17
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Sausage is a low margin product and it costs too much to modernize the packaging assembly line.
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Oct 9, 2025 00:56
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It's called a hog ring and they're commonly used on chubs
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Oct 9, 2025 00:59
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Keeps the tube steak condom on
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Oct 9, 2025 00:59
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You can eat the packaging it’s fine
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Oct 9, 2025 01:35
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When the sausage gets put into the package it's still alive. The sausage is supposed to smother to death since it's best fresh, but they can break out of the packaging if it's not reinforced.
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Oct 9, 2025 01:37
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it keeps the meat tube blacksmiths employed is what it is
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Oct 9, 2025 01:39
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Nooner posted:The gently caress is the deal with those little metal dealies on the end of the sausage packages? Is there like a trick to get them off or are they just there to make you dirty a pair of scissors to cut the thing open? What jackass designed this I'm going to spit in his face Rip it off with your teeth like a man
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Oct 9, 2025 01:39
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This is space age technology. Keeps astronauts from weeing themselves.
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Oct 9, 2025 01:45
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those are the skewer guides. You stuck a skewer through it then unwrap, heat, and eat with a convenient handle.
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Oct 9, 2025 01:47
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da fuq are you in a methhole state where they put this poo poo on as an antitheft device OP do you have to go to a drive thru for booze
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Oct 9, 2025 01:55
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signalnoise posted:It's called a hog ring and they're commonly used on chubs wait is this real
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Oct 9, 2025 01:55
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thats a garbage disposable blade sharpener jig you need to run it in your sink drain for at least a week before you'll notice any results
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Oct 9, 2025 01:56
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I dunno what its called but when you cut it off you're supposed to say RELEASE THE SAUSAGE in your best Liam Neeson voice
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Oct 9, 2025 02:11
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How else can they close the package and let a little meat stick out?
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Oct 9, 2025 02:24
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Why don't they just twist it like the two ends of a smarties? I don't like the idea of metal contaminating my plastics.
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Oct 9, 2025 02:29
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There has to be a better way
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Oct 9, 2025 02:30
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It's a treiffencloggen.
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Oct 9, 2025 02:34
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Nooner posted:There has to be a better way A zipper
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Oct 9, 2025 03:03
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PokeJoe posted:wait is this real it is
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Oct 9, 2025 03:18
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Nooner posted:There has to be a better way Yup. But not a cheaper way.
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Oct 9, 2025 03:23
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I've seen individual sausages with those on them.
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Oct 9, 2025 03:28
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The metal clips seal the end of the casing before a sausage portioning machine extrudes a measured amount of meat into the casing, which is in a loose wrap around the output tube. When the dose is complete, the clipping machine folds two clips over the casing ( one to close up the finished sausage and one to start the next empty casing ) and then cuts the casing between the clips.
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Oct 31, 2025 23:30
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PokeJoe posted:wait is this real yes
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Nov 1, 2025 01:48
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Yeah the metal waste is the the most hosed up part of the process, for sure.
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PokeJoe posted:wait is this real Confirmed, I worked in meat distribution for 10 years until Covid
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Nov 1, 2025 03:53
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The pig had a piercing, have some respect! Good hogs died for this
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Nov 1, 2025 04:54
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Lol. Nobody tell OP the secret.
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Nov 1, 2025 04:58
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Aglets for my sausage strings (sinister)
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Escape From Noise posted:Lol. Nobody tell OP the secret. haha yeah that would be terrible I won't do it but PM me the secret just in case
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Nov 1, 2025 07:54
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the guy who invented these made millions of dollars, now he's sitting on his rear end
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Squiggle posted:it is Incredible
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Nov 1, 2025 16:01
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You're doing it wrong, OP. You're supposed to grab the sausage by the metal things, spin it around like you're rolling up a wet towel, bend it downwards until it splits open across the middle and then you just sloark! it all down your sausage hole.
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Nov 1, 2025 16:26
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my great aunt saves em for the war effort
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Nov 1, 2025 16:44
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That's what sausage scissors are for
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Nov 1, 2025 16:47
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Sausage scissors feels like a secret family cultural item Like a poop knife or diarrhea pants
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Nov 1, 2025 17:01
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Those are actually fully digestible, you can just swallow the sausage whole.
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Nov 1, 2025 18:14
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a hog ring is a facial piercing for hogs to keep them from rooting in the ground
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you're supposed to eat that with the sausage op, you're missing out on valuable minerals
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