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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said

Ham Wrangler

Everclear, California King posted:

All these Californians coming up here and changing everything. They're just a bunch of carpetbaggers and I wish they'd all just go.

You probably know the stereotypes. Bad at driving in the rain. Hippies and liberals. "The land of fruit and nuts."

I've will have lived in California for 10 years in December. I've gotten used to the lovely driving, hot summers and rare rain (it's southern California). I can't decide if I'm meant to be a Californian for the rest of my life. Sometimes I think about moving back to the South, possibly Asheville area but it's such a big move and I've gotten a little spoiled with the lack of bugs, hurricanes and other severe weather. It'll flood here but so far nothing too crazy. I'm not in an area that gets fires.

I've heard of people moving out of California to the disdain of the people in their new locale. I don't think Californians have the best rep. Prove me wrong! (Or don't)

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



who?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I've never heard the driving in the rain thing before. You'd be completely out of your mind to move to the southern USA at this juncture in history.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Ring ding dang dang muthafuckin california

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I think Californians are just as bad as Texans

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

We get the Orange County Californians who move here for less taxes and more “freedom”’, so like the upstate New Yorkers they just keep making our state redder and more lovely.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

True story I used to fly a lot and the worst flights as far as passenger behaviour were always into LAX by a long shot:

- People refusing to check carryons

- An incredible amount of "service animals" who were clearly just people's pets

- Loudly talking on cellphones after the plane has been boarded forcing staff to make them end the call

- Having loud convos about what I can only describe as "LA poo poo". People talking just loud enough so everyone knows they're going to an "opening" or "The Hills" or "Rodeo" or some other vaguely self aggrandising poo poo.

- Complaining about meals that weren't their special Low FODMAP gluten free vegan kosher nut free whatever. Like bitch it's a 4 hour flight eat a banana before you board and stfu if you're going to die from gluten.

So to answer your question OP, I think Californians are weird self entitled shameless assholes. They could use a bit more of that good old Midwestern guilt in their lives.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



According to my favorite punk band there's no place as bad as Southern California (they were from San Francisco).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2eFuQn6nnw

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016
should have left their radio on and maybe less people would have died

Wungus
Mar 5, 2004

I think they either live in or come from California

Wungus
Mar 5, 2004

not sure tho

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
They sure love cilantro

naem
May 29, 2011

I moved there for a girl who then immediately broke up with me, stranding me in the good weather and robust job market

I left for the cost of living

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

naem posted:

I moved there for a girl who then immediately broke up with me, stranding me in the good weather and robust job market

I left for the cost of living

For no clear reason, I read this in my head as lines in a Cake song.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame
All Americans should suffer for what they've done

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
No strong opinion. But they're all the way across the country

naem
May 29, 2011

Baxter posted:

For no clear reason, I read this in my head as lines in a Cake song.

everyone who moves to California from elsewhere has a theme song playing in their head and thinks they are the main character for a couple years

also people who were good looking by the standards of Ploppsville, North Fartcota get to CA and are surrounded by actual hot people, like a 6 among 9’s it’s humbling

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

californians who act like cali is some bastion of enlightened civiliaztion as opposed to other places in the us are the fuckin worst

lot of these kinds of folks up in the northeast to

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

"california is america, only more so"
author wallace stegner, 1959

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m banned from california because i refuse to eat my fries inside the burrito, and don’t expect an apology because it’s never coming

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mostly water

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

California probably has more songs written about it than any other place but they're also the worst songs written about a place.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

I think we should form our own country then point at the rest of the US (and then central valley) and laugh.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
dunno, I live in florida so all our carpetbaggers are the ones who came because they were once asked to put on a mask or stand 6 feet from people to stop a plague.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

California is massive and has many different distinct areas with different cultures and vibes so it's impossible to generalize really. When people talk about "Californians" I think they generally mean folks from the So Cal LA & San Diego area or the SF bay area, but those locales don't represent the entire state.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

AcidCat posted:

California is massive and has many different distinct areas with different cultures and vibes so it's impossible to generalize really. When people talk about "Californians" I think they generally mean folks from the So Cal LA & San Diego area or the SF bay area, but those locales don't represent the entire state.

Just the good part.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Saalkin posted:

All Americans should suffer for what they've done

I didnt even do nothing

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

milled by a vibe coded CNC bot using some type of terrible LLM that was trained on stolen stack overflow dot com posts
Upset Trowel

AcidCat posted:

California is massive and has many different distinct areas with different cultures and vibes so it's impossible to generalize really. When people talk about "Californians" I think they generally mean folks from the So Cal LA & San Diego area or the SF bay area, but those locales don't represent the entire state.

the rest is just content aware infill from hillbilly flyover states.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

AcidCat posted:

California is massive and has many different distinct areas with different cultures and vibes so it's impossible to generalize really. When people talk about "Californians" I think they generally mean folks from the So Cal LA & San Diego area or the SF bay area, but those locales don't represent the entire state.

Yeah there are also nazi bikers, wine guys, weed people, and the entire ILE.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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America

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I lived in Sacramento for a decade and I don't really have an opinion. California is a place with people in it.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Californians are like people anywhere else. You have cool people, assholes, a variety of political beliefs, etc. It's just that there are a lot of people there so its a huge spectrum. Granted that things skewed a bit if you are talking about beach people, mountain people, farming people, city people, and homeless people; etc.

One of the things that burned me out on Cali was the traffic. A 17 mile commute taking an hour; 15 years ago. So many people; and it's only gotten worse. It fundamentally changes people with respect to the idea that "this is normal".

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
In my area they're mostly considered techbro carpetbaggers who get blamed for our unaffordable housing and buying up all the houses/condos and all of the negatively viewed local changes.
In the nearest sticks, folks still use California/n like a slur.

Personally don't really care about Californians one way or the other.

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

californians surely drive bad (regardless of the weather i guess). of all the places i've been in the US, they are the worst drivers by far. the worst experience was having a car almost running over me in a bike path in santa monica

i find it really weird that you guys can turn right even if the sign is red, it took me some almost runovers to figure this out

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just gonna california stop through this here right turn red light

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Poohs Packin posted:

California probably has more songs written about it than any other place but they're also the worst songs written about a place.

What I've got, you've got to give it to your mama
What I've got, you've got to give it to your papa
What I've got, you've got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance, and then you drink a little water

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

They livin' it up in the Hotel North Dakota.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




In my experience the most rabid anti-California types are chuds worried about more Democrats moving to their state, even though many transplants are actually fellow chuds. See: Texas and Idaho.

naem
May 29, 2011

frumpykvetchbot posted:

the rest is just content aware infill from hillbilly flyover states.

I am procedurally generated it is true

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Grimey Drawer

Shamewave posted:

californians surely drive bad (regardless of the weather i guess). of all the places i've been in the US, they are the worst drivers by far. the worst experience was having a car almost running over me in a bike path in santa monica

i find it really weird that you guys can turn right even if the sign is red, it took me some almost runovers to figure this out

:stare: yeah it's right turn on red and it has the potential for disaster.

Some states forbid you from turning with a red light. Pennsylvania is one I think?

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