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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

Posts dictated, but not read.
ina Boluarte. Peru can finally be free of its leader with 2% approval rate

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



dang for a sec I thought you were going to say Donald Trump, the president of the USA

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Toxic Mental posted:

dang for a sec I thought you were going to say Donald Trump, the president of the USA

Impossible, that's against the rules and GBS (Ghoulish Boner Slime) doesn't break the TOS, the most sacred of texts

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
I did a big loud bouuuuuularte into the toilet earlier. drat that needed a lot of air freshener

mekyabetsu
Dec 17, 2018

Toxic Mental posted:

dang for a sec I thought you were going to say Donald Trump, the president of the USA

what the gently caress

mods

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
President’s dick??

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Gasmask posted:

President’s dick??

oh, I see what happened here. fixed it for you op

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Secret Service accidentally left Donald Trump's penis on the White House lawn and a crow picked it up and ate it. In the paper it said the crow died and now the Secret Service laugh at Donald Trump there's nothing he can do about it. They found the penis but it had a bunch of crow vomit on it and there were a bunch of peck holes and Donald Trump tried to staple it back on and it fell in half. I saw the vision of it in my dreams. It's like a form of divination so I will let you know what it bodes. Safe to say Trump will be removed from power and they will take his penis and put it next to Rasputin's so people can compare and laugh. The new carnie era will begin then and people won't watch TV anymore.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The Secret Service accidentally left Donald Trump's penis on the White House lawn and a crow picked it up and ate it. In the paper it said the crow died and now the Secret Service laugh at Donald Trump there's nothing he can do about it. They found the penis but it had a bunch of crow vomit on it and there were a bunch of peck holes and Donald Trump tried to staple it back on and it fell in half. I saw the vision of it in my dreams. It's like a form of divination so I will let you know what it bodes. Safe to say Trump will be removed from power and they will take his penis and put it next to Rasputin's so people can compare and laugh. The new carnie era will begin then and people won't watch TV anymore.

yes. Yes!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The Secret Service accidentally left Donald Trump's penis on the White House lawn and a crow picked it up and ate it. In the paper it said the crow died and now the Secret Service laugh at Donald Trump there's nothing he can do about it. They found the penis but it had a bunch of crow vomit on it and there were a bunch of peck holes and Donald Trump tried to staple it back on and it fell in half. I saw the vision of it in my dreams. It's like a form of divination so I will let you know what it bodes. Safe to say Trump will be removed from power and they will take his penis and put it next to Rasputin's so people can compare and laugh. The new carnie era will begin then and people won't watch TV anymore.

Checks out

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They found the penis
That had to take some doing in the first place

mekyabetsu
Dec 17, 2018


This is the future I voted for.

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010
Every time I think I understand politics they pull a fast one on me

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Les Os posted:

Every time I think I understand politics they pull one off on me

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches
Just remember if congress can vote to remove a presidents dick, they can vote to remove your genitalia as well!


It's a slippery slope people!!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuhe1CpHRxY

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


it's true, this president has no dick

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Removal at this point is just insult to injury

It doesn't even work!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

presidents dick: nixon, cheney

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Aishlinn posted:

it's true, this president has no dick

Finally!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).


:hmmyes:

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Copping a probe for saying Trump in GBS itt

Ding Dong Silver
Feb 4, 2024
I thought we were going to get a beautiful lady Trump that I could make out with like my anime’s :ohdear:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Toxic Mental posted:

dang for a sec I thought you were going to say REDACTED, the president of the USA

:rip: your :10bux:

big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Oct 10, 2025

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Toxic Mental posted:

dang for a sec I thought you were going to say Donald Trump, the president of the USA

We aren't allowed to talk about D*nald here. Edit your post, quickly.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
good looking out.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The new carnie era will begin then and people won't watch TV anymore.

Excellent, I've been looking forward to taking my bouuuuuularte act on the road

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
D*nald D*ck

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The Secret Service accidentally left Donald Trump's penis on the White House lawn and a crow picked it up and ate it. In the paper it said the crow died and now the Secret Service laugh at Donald Trump there's nothing he can do about it. They found the penis but it had a bunch of crow vomit on it and there were a bunch of peck holes and Donald Trump tried to staple it back on and it fell in half. I saw the vision of it in my dreams. It's like a form of divination so I will let you know what it bodes. Safe to say Trump will be removed from power and they will take his penis and put it next to Rasputin's so people can compare and laugh. The new carnie era will begin then and people won't watch TV anymore.

anxiously awaiting updates to this developing story

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
Abolish the secret service.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

kntfkr posted:

Abolish the secret service.

better yet, go back in time and invent the secret service before abe goes to see our american cousin

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

:mmmhmm:

Toxic Mental posted:

dang for a sec I thought you were going to say Donald Trump, the president of the USA

You're saying Donald Trump is the president of the usa? THE Donald Trump? C'mon man, that can't be right lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012
I'm going back to my dimensional nexus until someone sorts this poo poo out

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The Secret Service accidentally left Donald Trump's penis on the White House lawn and a crow picked it up and ate it. In the paper it said the crow died and now the Secret Service laugh at Donald Trump there's nothing he can do about it. They found the penis but it had a bunch of crow vomit on it and there were a bunch of peck holes and Donald Trump tried to staple it back on and it fell in half. I saw the vision of it in my dreams. It's like a form of divination so I will let you know what it bodes. Safe to say Trump will be removed from power and they will take his penis and put it next to Rasputin's so people can compare and laugh. The new carnie era will begin then and people won't watch TV anymore.

The President's dick got corvid and died LOL

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