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That's right. I'm going to finally gently caress the ocean!
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Oct 11, 2025 17:48
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the ocean fucks u matey
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Oct 11, 2025 17:56
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Apparently fish aren't the only thing that gently caress in the ocean
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Oct 11, 2025 17:57
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for more.
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Parting the waters...
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Oct 11, 2025 17:58
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Can't get even the ocean wet OP? This is a new low
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Oct 11, 2025 18:05
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Should probably fill it with gasoline instead of lube if you want to go anywhere OP. Seems you are a bad boat mechanic.
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Oct 11, 2025 18:07
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Yacht fulla lube, Yacht fulla lube, Sailing with my dudes on a yacht fulla lube My get slippery, might get slick, Might fall down and land on a dick, On my yacht fulla luuuuuuube
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Oct 11, 2025 18:10
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HMS Prince Andrew
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Oct 11, 2025 18:11
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RepeatingMeme posted:Can't get even the ocean wet OP? This is a new low The ocean gets him instead it's a particle man joke
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Oct 11, 2025 18:14
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Escape From Noise posted:That's right. I'm going to finally gently caress the ocean! Pros just get a hag fish.
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Oct 11, 2025 18:23
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Well I been through the ocean on a yacht full of lube it felt good to be out of the rain
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Oct 11, 2025 18:43
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Careful, that’s what the oceangate guys were trying to do
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Oct 11, 2025 18:46
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Full sail op
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Oct 11, 2025 18:47
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make sure it's lemon-lime flavored lube so you don't get scurvy
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Oct 11, 2025 18:50
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Aishlinn posted:make sure it's lemon-lime flavored lube so you don't get scurvy the dutch just used sauerkraut
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Oct 11, 2025 18:53
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The ocean is already hosed OP.
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Oct 11, 2025 19:05
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What ocean you gonna gently caress op?
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Oct 11, 2025 19:05
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The ocean is already as wet as it's going to get.
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Oct 11, 2025 19:08
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signalnoise posted:Full sail op Three sheets to the wind but half mast
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Oct 11, 2025 19:14
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You'll be back to fill your storage gullet.
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Oct 11, 2025 19:24
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Sexxon Valdez
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Oct 11, 2025 19:43
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I'm married to the sea and this is how I learn I'm a cuck 
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Oct 11, 2025 19:44
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Dumping buckets of lube out the back of the boat so the sharks can slide their heads out of the water.
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Oct 11, 2025 20:10
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The goon dream, finally realized...
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Oct 11, 2025 20:11
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weg posted:Sexxon Valdez Lol
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Oct 11, 2025 20:11
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Ok diddy
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Oct 11, 2025 20:18
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We're gonna need a bigger hole. Not with 5 barrels on him Chief. Not with 5.
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Oct 11, 2025 20:21
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so someone's finally gonna do it...
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Oct 11, 2025 20:49
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you may find that lube dissolves in water
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for those of you who aren't aware, because this is going back a ways now, from 2004-2008 goons were very eager to gently caress the ocean. they would post pictures like these        and they would say to each other, "gently caress the ocean!", "let's gently caress the ocean!", "I want to gently caress the ocean so bad!  ", ETC.glad someone's finally taking the initiative   
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Oct 11, 2025 20:51
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it is more likely his dick will get stuck in some plastic ring or fishing net
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Oct 11, 2025 20:55
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Look at Mr. SS Implication over here
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Oct 11, 2025 21:18
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Wait we're loving the ocean, not each other? *picks up luggage, storms off*
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Oct 11, 2025 21:22
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Dwesa posted:you may find that lube dissolves in water If you use a silicone based lubricant then it won't be dissolved by the water 
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Oct 11, 2025 21:32
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Due to a quirk of admiralty law, Diddy has become a sovereign state and we are now running the blockade so he gets his much needed supplies
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Oct 11, 2025 21:38
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If the seas get stormy you just need to empty a 50l barrel of lube overboard to calm the waves, it's an old sailor trick
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Oct 11, 2025 21:45
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Dwesa posted:it is more likely his dick will get stuck in some plastic ring or fishing net Looking for five other goons for a soda can ring holder photo op
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Oct 11, 2025 23:11
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Cubone posted:for those of you who aren't aware, because this is going back a ways now, from 2004-2008 goons were very eager to gently caress the ocean. they would post pictures like these Hachi machi!
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Oct 12, 2025 05:53
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Does your yacht have a poop deck, OP?
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This is kind of like that song Brandy but you can tell the sailor isn't a goon because a woman loves him
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