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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said

Ham Wrangler
**BRB** mom needed the phone!! :P

I'm tired of rumors starting~
I'm sick of being followed~
I'm tired of people lying saying what they want about me~

"Cut R wrists like cheap coupons n say that death was on sale 2day" xXxMarylin MansonxXx

♡♡I Hate Myself & I Want to Die!♡♡ XD

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

there was a trick where you could put a .wav as your buddy icon and it would play the audio when you messaged people

I briefly had one that was a guy excitedly saying "Hey everyone, I'm watching a gay porno!"

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees Leave Paris in the morning with T-E-E
I'm not available right now because i'm playing a game that takes up the whole screen.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
msn messenger had a kind of poke feature that would shake the window and make an annoying sound. it had a cooldown but you could write a script that would send a poke like 1000 times a second and crash your friend's computer

GreatMrPopo
Apr 17, 2003
i love kami-sama

Astrochicken posted:

I'm not available right now because i'm playing a game that takes up the whole screen.

Lol I remember that, I would usually be playing a late 90's Blizzard game in such instances

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

PokeJoe posted:

there was a trick where you could put a .wav as your buddy icon and it would play the audio when you messaged people

I briefly had one that was a guy excitedly saying "Hey everyone, I'm watching a gay porno!"

Lol there was a website that played that and popped up dozens of windows of goatse. I sent it to a friend and his whole family heard it and he was so mad he wanted to fight me

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

*relevant song lyrics*

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
toime fur a bit o the rough an tumble

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder, it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
hey ya
it's me, imoen

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

kazr posted:

Lol there was a website that played that and popped up dozens of windows of goatse. I sent it to a friend and his whole family heard it and he was so mad he wanted to fight me

being a teenager was pretty funny sometimes

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My friend sent the "I'm looking at gay porn" link to another kid in computer class and of course it loudly started doing what it was designed to do.

My friend got called into the office where the principal solemnly explained to his mother over the phone that he had been suspended for "distributing pornographic material of a homosexual nature to other students".

His came into the office in absolute shambles and was like "it's okay if you're gay, son".

LOL

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

signalnoise posted:

hey ya
it's me, imoen

ahh my child i am glad i have found you

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

PokeJoe posted:

there was a trick where you could put a .wav as your buddy icon and it would play the audio when you messaged people

I briefly had one that was a guy excitedly saying "Hey everyone, I'm watching a gay porno!"

How often were you actually though

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
%n needs TP for their bunghole

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




PokeJoe posted:

there was a trick where you could put a .wav as your buddy icon and it would play the audio when you messaged people

I briefly had one that was a guy excitedly saying "Hey everyone, I'm watching a gay porno!"

lol just remembered i did this with the wilhelm scream

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Poohs Packin posted:

My friend sent the "I'm looking at gay porn" link to another kid in computer class and of course it loudly started doing what it was designed to do.

My friend got called into the office where the principal solemnly explained to his mother over the phone that he had been suspended for "distributing pornographic material of a homosexual nature to other students".

His came into the office in absolute shambles and was like "it's okay if you're gay, son".

LOL

His what into the office

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
hyperlink that opens A:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Rubber Chicken posted:

How often were you actually though

constantly

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

by Pragmatica
What do people use for instant messaging on a PC nowadays without needing a phone number? Delta Chat? Session? Something else?

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
The number of AIM handles I can remember from people I would never consider talking to again now is staggering.

I mean it's like 5 but that's still a lot to me.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Bula Vinaka posted:

What do people use for instant messaging on a PC nowadays without needing a phone number? Delta Chat? Session? Something else?

Skype

Well, until last week lol

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

PokeJoe posted:

there was a trick where you could put a .wav as your buddy icon and it would play the audio when you messaged people

I briefly had one that was a guy excitedly saying "Hey everyone, I'm watching a gay porno!"

Lol

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

kazr posted:

Lol there was a website that played that and popped up dozens of windows of goatse. I sent it to a friend and his whole family heard it and he was so mad he wanted to fight me

I wish those popups would make a come back

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
When you tried to put “Please Wait…” so that when it loaded they’d waste time thinking it hadn’t.

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
Either Fuckin o Poopin

i glued my balls t
Apr 22, 2003


"Hey everyone, I'm watching a gay porno!" was probably the peak of comedy for me in those years

and also now

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010
*BrB dinner with the rents roflcopter*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i remember getting my dorm room ethernet port shut off for a couple days because i ran a local server that would let you download the song that was currently playing in winamp through link in my aim bio

they never cared about the hundreds of GBs of stuff i shared on DC++ that year, just the open http port

nocaps
Nov 24, 2024

Bula Vinaka posted:

What do people use for instant messaging on a PC nowadays without needing a phone number? Delta Chat? Session? Something else?

discord and its hot garbage

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i remember DC++

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
so much low res pornography

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite dota

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

kntfkr posted:

i remember DC++

i loved dc++ when dumbasses would share their entire c: drive and i'd steal all their cd keys

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

R.L. Stine posted:

vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite dota

I hear you mahn

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I feel you mahn

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



I had this one friend who would constantly ape my buddy icons because they were so good



I had to tell him to stop copying me and find his own

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

R.L. Stine posted:

vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite dota

Discernibly Turgid
Mar 30, 2010

This was not the improvement I was asking for!
“The score at this point reads:
Clams - 1
Joe - 0
On the pot, be right back”

That clam linguini hosed him up good.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Bula Vinaka posted:

What do people use for instant messaging on a PC nowadays without needing a phone number? Delta Chat? Session? Something else?

I want to congratulate you on not being forced to use Microsoft Teams at your workplace. They are about to take all of our desk phones away and make us use Teams for all our phone calls. :(

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