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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

why the gently caress is 495 always so congested. Are the decaying mills of Lowell and Lawrence really such incredible destinations to warrant this kind of regular gridlock

the first time I got stuck on 495 I figured it must’ve been a fluke and there was an accident or roadwork or something. But no 495 always sucks, every time, and I can’t understand why

e:this is the highways and byways forum right

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It's like three lovely lanes with construction and too many cahs.

I love it. I call it "The Mad Max Highway"

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Because four nine five.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Our roads are fine.
The problem is all you assholes coming up from Connecticut and New York slowing down to gawk at the decaying shells of our former industrial infrastructure. 495 is for getting up to Maine, not taking pics of crumbling bricks!

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
It's an outer ring road demarcating the city from the suburbs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky
Massa- who gives two shits

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Like I hit the propane tank as soon as I merge on the road and then just go as fast as allowed, until coming to a screeching stop.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

It’s poorly designed OP

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


classic 495 haha

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Traffic seems to be a problem everywhere. I wonder if there is a way to fix this? Like, maybe some people could study and become experts in planning, engineering and traffic. Then the government could use tax revenue to fund infrastructure projects and improvements.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Take the train instead OP

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the 495th highway ever built. that’s what the number means.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i love merging from 93 onto 95

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky
Massa toots and shits

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Highways just fill up if you build them

Never played SimCity?

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Haha 495 fuckin SUCKS, I also like how nobody drives good on it

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Buce posted:

the 495th highway ever built. that’s what the number means.

That's not how the interstate highway system numbering convention works :argh:

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Really it's because you're going north/south and want to stay as far away from Boston as possible

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky
rear end of pee-ew shits

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Squiggle posted:

Haha 495 fuckin SUCKS, I also like how nobody drives good on it

I'm like a knife through buttah.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


For what it's worth I was thinking of state 213 interchange that links 495 to 93, but 495 kinda sucks too I guess

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Squiggle posted:

For what it's worth I was thinking of state 213 interchange that links 495 to 93, but 495 kinda sucks too I guess

495 for me is through Lowell and Lawrence. Everything else is country driving.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


213 exists so that nobody trying to go to Vermont coming from Amesbury has to interact with Lawrence, and thank god for it

Maybe it's not so bad after all

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
It's because of cars, OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

400 plus 90 plus 5. Explained

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It's FOR 95

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

The east coast is a mess of crumbling infrastructure and will eventually rust into the ocean :pray:

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
So even numbered interstates are east west routes and odd numbered interstates travel north and south.

Interstate numbers increase in a northeasterly fashion working from southwestern California.

So I-95 travels north to south along the east coast of the United States.


Three digit interstates are spurs off of two digit interstates. An even number at the start means they reconnect to another interstate. An odd number indicates they terminate somewhere other than an interstate.

So I-495 (Massachusetts) is a spur route off I-95 that reconnects to another interstate.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
drivin 95, what a way to get to lowell
barely gettin' by
it's all honkin' and no yieldin'
they just use your lane
and they never give you credit
it's enough to drive you
crazy if you let it

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

Squiggle posted:

nobody trying to go to Vermont

I had to go down to shop in both Burlington and Waterbury this weekend, and it's now my even firmer belief that any road which facilitates flatlanders trying to come to Vermont should be struck with the hydrogen bomb for maximum devastation, followed by a layer of chemical weapons to interdict repair efforts.

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

Please don’t mention traffic or highways in MA. I’m new to the state and all the Massholes I know make it a point of conversation. Hours are lost talking about car wrecks and how long it’s gonna take to drive from point A to point B. What’s the best way to get somewhere given multiple options. What kind of delays were experienced the last time taking a particular route. Maybe it’s something in the water.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



I never lived on the east coast or in California so I'm always out of the loop with regional highway chat.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Dazerbeams posted:

Please don’t mention traffic or highways in MA. I’m new to the state and all the Massholes I know make it a point of conversation. Hours are lost talking about car wrecks and how long it’s gonna take to drive from point A to point B. What’s the best way to get somewhere given multiple options. What kind of delays were experienced the last time taking a particular route. Maybe it’s something in the water.

It just sucks to drive there so it's on everyone's minds

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
The entire northeast is bad at driving.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

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The Management posted:

The entire northeast is bad at driving.

Also the rest of humanity

Hugh Mann
Mar 4, 2025
Because Massachusetts committed great sins, op

Streetcar map from 1913:



https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Map_of_the_Street_Railways_of_the_State_of_Massachusetts%2C_1913.jpeg

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
That's a terrible map

Cape cod is on the wrong side

Hugh Mann
Mar 4, 2025
They almost did a 695, too, lmao



e:

free hubcaps posted:

e:this is the highways and byways forum right

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



The Management posted:

The entire northeast is bad at driving.

TBF everyone's bad at driving. Driving sucks.

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Tonetta
Jul 8, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
sell your car and throw yourself to the whim of american public transit

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