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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Could just throw that sheet over their head and shiv 'em in the guts. Seems pretty easy but IDK. HBU?

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ghosts don't have butts or guts op.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



bradzilla posted:

ghosts don't have butts or guts op.

Yeah. Not when I'm through with em.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Oct 16, 2025

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
I don't think so OP.

naem
May 29, 2011

what if it was a lady ghost and she was very pretty

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

OP take your ghost porn to the Haunted Clubhouse

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
Leave the ghosts alone OP

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
hello noisescape i am the ghost of asskicks future i am here to haunt you about the time in the future where i kick your rear end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
To kick a ghost's rear end you'd first have to become a ghost

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Guys please read the subtext, he is talking about loving a ghost

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012

AcidCat posted:

Guys please read the subtext, he is talking about loving a ghost

leave the sheet off what're you ashamed

loving is like your only right

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Your foot would fly through the ghosts ethereal rear end sending you flying up in the air like charlie brown.

idkacat
May 6, 2024
Fighting moves don’t affect ghosts you fool.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
First you gotta get the ghost to possess a person or an object, then you can kick their rear end.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Violence is never the answer OP.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Violence is never the answer OP.
tell that to the jedi

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

They're all dead because of violence. They should have been Ascetics but instead they chose to employ violence to maintain the political power of a wealthy elite.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m more into bustin than fightin

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
you can kick my rear end op. i won't even fight back

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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R.L. Stine posted:

you can kick my rear end op. i won't even fight back

This is a trap

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what about eating a ghost’s rear end, think you could do that too?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bad Purchase posted:

what about eating a ghost’s rear end, think you could do that too?

This is also a trap

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
my great grandpappy always told me "if you can kick it, you can eat it."

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

My dad thinks a ghost once kicked HIS rear end, for real. He'd tell a story about how he woke up one night and was being held down by a ghost and he couldn't speak or move until it got off of him. TERRIFIED everyone in our little christian congregation when he'd tell that story.

It was sleep paralysis. But they're in a religion that will never apply science and reasoning to a situation when you can first try to explain it through spiritual means.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lol your dad got his rear end kicked by the Holy Ghost

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Lol your dad got his rear end kicked by the Holy Ghost

:cry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvPaBG4aUhI :cry:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Bad Purchase posted:

i’m more into bustin than fightin

Bustin makes me feel good

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I doubt it OP. For you I mean.

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012

R.L. Stine posted:

you can kick my rear end op. i won't even fight back

Lookin to break into this business pm me if you're in the midwest

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012

big nipples big life posted:

my great grandpappy always told me "if you can kick it, you can eat it."

the man died from ingesting soccerballs big mupples he looked like a well fed ana-loving-conda

you put him on a pedestal and you spread this poo poo and you don't THINK

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
He's just a shockjock, you should be able to take him easy.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

if you kick a ghost in their rear end and your foot passes right through them, did you really kick their rear end?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

I’m gonna throw a sheet over your head and kick you in the balls OP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

naem posted:

what if it was a lady ghost and she was very pretty

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
One time I was sick and hallucinated a man in a flannel shirt floating over my bed. It really pissed me off and all I wanted was to be asleep, so I attempted to punch him. Didn't hallucinate feeling anything, but it must've worked as he disappeared.

I kicked that ghost's rear end.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

A lot of ghosts wear flannel because of their checkered past.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

A lot of ghosts wear flannel because of their checkered past.

:hmmyes:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

youch! right in the ether balls.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

drat they already died once. its like dying and finding out you still have to work a double

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Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
I was choked by a ghost in Switzerland

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