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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > things to do with only one hand after breaking a wrist
 
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Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

 count up to 5

unhealthy doomscrolling

scratch your nose

compulsive online shopping

break another wrist

train signature forgery

what else could keep me entertained during my recovery :confused:

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


 :shlick:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose
:gas:

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.
Learn the secrets behind counting to ten on one hand

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

 Go to a Halloween party dressed as an Arm & Hammer baking soda box with the unbroken arm exposed as the logo image

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

 Fondle a gun. Feel how cold and heavy it feels in your hand. Think how powerful you'd feel if only you just... NO! You mustn't! But what if you did? Where would run? You can't drive with one hand. You'd have to catch a train.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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 Play ping pong

You have to roll the ball off the table and hit it up straight and then serve, but its still better than nothing

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Do a bong rip with the help of a good friend

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky

Grey Cat posted:

:shlick:

yucky

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Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

 only need one hand to jerk it.

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i glued my balls t
Apr 22, 2003


 Jerk someone else off

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surc
Aug 17, 2004


 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4097064

https://www.youtube.com/@WuTangCollectionDope

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

 practice The Blade with your offhand so you can't be disarmed during the Final Showdown

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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

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Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi
 I broke a toe yesterday and so far I've just been complaining about it

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Grey Cat posted:

:shlick:

But what if it's the wrong hand!?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
clap and notice the sound it makes

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 Keep posting here, but word your posts so they only use letters from the proper side of your keyboard for your functional hand.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Do your usual chores with one arm, it'll get all buff. Everyone will be SO impressed.

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Ding Dong Silver
Feb 4, 2024

Rubber Chicken posted:

But what if it's the wrong hand!?

Now is the time to become the Akimbo King

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:

Rubber Chicken posted:

But what if it's the wrong hand!?

Just be ambisextrous.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.
Wheelchair around in a circle

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

 play rhythm heaven fever

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

 tetris and jrpgs as well...

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0HBfwv9zkI

e: steer with your knees

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cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

credburn posted:

Learn the secrets behind counting to ten on one hand

You can easily go to 2^5-1. More if you are dexterous at using individual phalanges.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

:gas:

Slap this guy

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