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Les Os
Mar 28, 2010
One of us has to be the best kisser. What makes a good kisser? Do you use tongue like the French or chin like the Germans? Do you kiss on the first date? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I have. I kissed your mother with that mouth and it was wet and sloppy and she did it like the Germans. You can butterfly kiss someone’s eyelashes like a big ol creep or Eskimo kiss someone on the nose if you want to be racist about it. Ace Frehley died recently. He dressed like an alien to kiss. I guess you can dress however you want but I’m not gonna kiss you. Not dressed like that

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Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Pity mwah

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i’m available for kisses

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Tldr try KISS method keep it simple stupid

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



U can kiss my rear end, OP! :evilbuddy:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

¸.·✨·.¸¸.·🎄⍣🎁
𝓢𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷'𝓼 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼
✩🎁🎄·.¸¸.·✨·.¸

Zefiel posted:

Pity mwah

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Les Os posted:

One of us has to be the best kisser. What makes a good kisser? Do you use tongue like the French or chin like the Germans? Do you kiss on the first date? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I have. I kissed your mother with that mouth and it was wet and sloppy and she did it like the Germans. You can butterfly kiss someone’s eyelashes like a big ol creep or Eskimo kiss someone on the nose if you want to be racist about it. Ace Frehley died recently. He dressed like an alien to kiss. I guess you can dress however you want but I’m not gonna kiss you. Not dressed like that

this is what the dialogue from megalopolis sounds like lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
Underneath the milky twilight

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
Trip rport:

-op is a butthole in a wig
-kiss was great had a great time
-op gave me 2/10??

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said

Ham Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGSL0V5txW4

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Escape From Noise posted:

U can kiss my rear end, OP! :evilbuddy:

Better mark a spot for OP to kiss because you’re ALL rear end :xd:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Better mark a spot for OP to kiss because you’re ALL rear end :xd:

Get his rear end, which is all of him

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

by Pragmatica
https://i.imgur.com/4Y2W0sQ.mp4

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm afraid i have cooties so you probably want to steer clear

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

out of the bearded barley

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

"Kiss me!" shrieks the Goon, mouth agape, dead black tooth reeking the stench of death, tartar and encrusted foodstuffs smeared across gum and tooth like smegma.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


I thought they were gonna make a face using their arms as lines for the face or something!

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007

Insight: Try to discern the fuck they said.


AcidCat posted:

encrusted foodstuffs smeared across gum and tooth like smegma.

Plot twist: actual Keyboard Goop

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


* Refuses to brush teeth
* Chronic years old tonsil stones
* Just ate a yellow onion like an apple

;)

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006




Mylan
Jun 19, 2002



Those fish girls are giving off the strongest public access show energy I've seen in a long time

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand, strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Cassette Moodcore posted:

out of the bearded barley

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand, strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me


absolute choon

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
piss

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnq9wPDoDKg

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jj622vbrrU

Any girl that kisses before the third date is A LOOSE HARLOT

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
To fairs still have kissing booths (as seen in revenge of the nerds?) Those always seemed really weird to me.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m more into pissing these days

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012

we have a thread for this, cum

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012

Bad Purchase posted:

i’m more into pissing these days

we have a thread for this, cum

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Had to listen to it, it has over a billion plays on spotify. Also they are apparently still touring.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Better mark a spot for OP to kiss because you’re ALL rear end :xd:

You're just jealous because you have no rear end.

Cryomancer
Jan 22, 2005

Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BesDotlg7c

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

by Pragmatica

Mylan posted:

Those fish girls are giving off the strongest public access show energy I've seen in a long time

There's sound! (right click, unmute)

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I'm pretty good at kissing, but I don't think I want to kiss you, OP.

GrapeSoda
Oct 22, 2008
Forgot who I heard this from but I was told to try spelling the alphabet with my tongue when kissing. Good results so far.

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmzii2u5GME

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


kissing is just mouth tetris. and my tongue is a long piece

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

kissing is just mouth tetris. and my tongue is a long piece

PM sent.

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Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Is this the thread for gentle forehead kisses and may I have one please thank u

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