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One of us has to be the best kisser. What makes a good kisser? Do you use tongue like the French or chin like the Germans? Do you kiss on the first date? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I have. I kissed your mother with that mouth and it was wet and sloppy and she did it like the Germans. You can butterfly kiss someone’s eyelashes like a big ol creep or Eskimo kiss someone on the nose if you want to be racist about it. Ace Frehley died recently. He dressed like an alien to kiss. I guess you can dress however you want but I’m not gonna kiss you. Not dressed like that
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| # ? Dec 15, 2025 08:36 |
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Pity mwah
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i’m available for kisses
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Tldr try KISS method keep it simple stupid
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U can kiss my rear end, OP!
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Zefiel posted:Pity mwah
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Les Os posted:One of us has to be the best kisser. What makes a good kisser? Do you use tongue like the French or chin like the Germans? Do you kiss on the first date? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I have. I kissed your mother with that mouth and it was wet and sloppy and she did it like the Germans. You can butterfly kiss someone’s eyelashes like a big ol creep or Eskimo kiss someone on the nose if you want to be racist about it. Ace Frehley died recently. He dressed like an alien to kiss. I guess you can dress however you want but I’m not gonna kiss you. Not dressed like that this is what the dialogue from megalopolis sounds like lol
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Underneath the milky twilight
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Trip rport: -op is a butthole in a wig -kiss was great had a great time -op gave me 2/10??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGSL0V5txW4
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Escape From Noise posted:U can kiss my rear end, OP! Better mark a spot for OP to kiss because you’re ALL rear end
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Better mark a spot for OP to kiss because you’re ALL rear end Get his rear end, which is all of him
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https://i.imgur.com/4Y2W0sQ.mp4
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i'm afraid i have cooties so you probably want to steer clear
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out of the bearded barley
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"Kiss me!" shrieks the Goon, mouth agape, dead black tooth reeking the stench of death, tartar and encrusted foodstuffs smeared across gum and tooth like smegma.
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I thought they were gonna make a face using their arms as lines for the face or something!
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AcidCat posted:encrusted foodstuffs smeared across gum and tooth like smegma. Plot twist: actual Keyboard Goop
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* Refuses to brush teeth * Chronic years old tonsil stones * Just ate a yellow onion like an apple
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Those fish girls are giving off the strongest public access show energy I've seen in a long time
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Kiss me beneath the milky twilight Lead me out on the moonlit floor Lift your open hand, strike up the band And make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparkling So kiss me
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Cassette Moodcore posted:out of the bearded barley Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Kiss me beneath the milky twilight absolute choon
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piss
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnq9wPDoDKg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jj622vbrrU Any girl that kisses before the third date is A LOOSE HARLOT
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To fairs still have kissing booths (as seen in revenge of the nerds?) Those always seemed really weird to me.
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i’m more into pissing these days
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we have a thread for this, cum
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Bad Purchase posted:i’m more into pissing these days we have a thread for this, cum
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:absolute choon Had to listen to it, it has over a billion plays on spotify. Also they are apparently still touring.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Better mark a spot for OP to kiss because you’re ALL rear end You're just jealous because you have no rear end.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BesDotlg7c
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Mylan posted:Those fish girls are giving off the strongest public access show energy I've seen in a long time There's sound! (right click, unmute)
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I'm pretty good at kissing, but I don't think I want to kiss you, OP.
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Forgot who I heard this from but I was told to try spelling the alphabet with my tongue when kissing. Good results so far.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmzii2u5GME
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kissing is just mouth tetris. and my tongue is a long piece
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:kissing is just mouth tetris. and my tongue is a long piece PM sent.
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| # ? Dec 15, 2025 08:36 |
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Is this the thread for gentle forehead kisses and may I have one please thank u
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