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The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVL3DFSnxd0&t=13s

How else am I supposed to interpret this outtake? Help me get closure

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


gonzo's sexual organ is actually the thing on his face that most people mistake for a nose. so no rizzo wasn't sucking him off

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

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𝓢𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷'𝓼 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼
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gonz on
gonz off

daniel san

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

apply directly to gonz

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

gonzo's sexual organ is actually the thing on his face that most people mistake for a nose. so no rizzo wasn't sucking him off

Yup the science is clear on this OP. Seems like the rat was just giving The Gonz a good old fashioned raspberry.

Gas and ban, voted 1

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

gonzo's sexual organ is actually the thing on his face that most people mistake for a nose. so no rizzo wasn't sucking him off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMS4iVA3w6o&t=23s

Fozzie Bear tugging off Gonzo

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART



this makes more sense, fozzie and gonzo together. rizzo can do better

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

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𝓢𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷'𝓼 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼
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gonzo gonzing the elevator door

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





They are puppets and do not have sexual organs OP.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Slanderous attack on the muppets, won't stand for it

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Sophy Wackles posted:

They are puppets and do not have sexual organs OP.

that's not true i've seen bunsen honeydews dick

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

gonzo's sexual organ is actually the thing on his face that most people mistake for a nose. so no rizzo wasn't sucking him off

super reported

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

I’ve seen Beaker’s and let’s just say the carpets match the drapes

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Sophy Wackles posted:

They are puppets and do not have sexual organs OP.

https://youtu.be/uc3rJuZJkHg?si=dkz6EPx2uj_x54II

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






Concerning.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I did a quick search, but I cannot find a complete list of every muppet with visible boobs.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Honestly surprised there isn't a whole subreddit about it.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

weener joke
There absolutely has to be. Muppet fuckers have been a thing for a while. A long time ago I remember seeing a picture on this forum of a bunch of dudes meeting up with their muppet sex wives in tow.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Maybe the aggressive SEO of the muppet fandom site is swamping the results.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
The goth goon history YouTuber did a whole series on some kind of horny kremit fucker tumblr account

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
Hey, just checkin' in, seems like this thread has been goin' strong for about 24h now, how deep are we into weird muppet sex stuff

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
We have not achieved wakka wakka

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

I think the special features on the Muppet Christmas Carol DVD included an "Inside the Actors Studio" segment on Gonzo. In it, Gonzo reveals that he can't tell two chickens apart, so he's rarely dating the same one more than once.

"That's hot," was Animal's response.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

We have not achieved wakka wakka

When you wakka wakka but rizzo keeps sakka sakka

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
Muppetry of the penis

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

There’s a reason they call those 6 hour pornfests “gonzo”

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

weener joke

Smugworth posted:

The goth goon history YouTuber did a whole series on some kind of horny kremit fucker tumblr account

is it this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40

cause i kinda vibe with joker kermit you know

like he reminds me of the angel and the devil that i have inside of me but only one people see unless they get on my bad side

tombert
Apr 20, 2025

I don't drink coffee
You know, it just occurred to me that Rizzo the Rat is probably a play on Ratso Rizzo from Midnight Cowboy, and now all I can think about is a remake starring Fozzy as Jon Voight and Rizzo as Dustin Hoffman.

irish lald
Oct 1, 2025
This reminds me of the time Obama smoked crack with a prostitute and sucked him off in the back of the presidential limo

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


irish lald posted:

This reminds me of the time Obama smoked crack with a prostitute and sucked him off in the back of the presidential limo

big bird is NOT a prostitute and it was consensual

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

big bird is NOT a prostitute and it was consensual

Big bird is 6 years old

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm more into lizzo suckin off gonzo these days

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’ve seen Beaker’s and let’s just say the carpets match the drapes

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Suckin off a Rizzo Rat outside the Tastee Freez.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Rubber Chicken posted:

Big bird is 6 years old

i was watching sesame street as a kid so that motherfucker is at least 40

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i was watching sesame street as a kid so that motherfucker is at least 40

He is canonically mentally and developmentally six

And he celebrates his sixth birthday every year


Make believe. But don't make believe sex things about sesame street characters.

Except the count obviously

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Rubber Chicken posted:

He is canonically mentally and developmentally six

And he celebrates his sixth birthday every year


Make believe. But don't make believe sex things about sesame street characters.

Except the count obviously

that's in bird years

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Rubber Chicken posted:

Make believe. But don't make believe sex things about sesame street characters.

Except the count obviously

The censored Count video still holds up. :discourse:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's actually 3-5 middle aged puppeteers animating an ingenuous disguise

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Colonel Cancer posted:

It's actually 3-5 middle aged puppeteers animating an ingenuous disguise

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