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Kid Rock is a real piece of poo poo who's somehow managed to stay in the public eye for going on three decades.  As a kid from Detroit I thought he was pretty cool for just about all of 7th grade. His CD had the middle finger on it so you knew it was gonna have some badass songs:  The guy was basically doing blackface minus the shoe polish for about 20 years, creating an obnoxious caricature of black culture that revolved around smoking cigs, drinking 40s, being a pimp, and dressing like a loving insane person including wearing loving BRAIDS on his album cover. He was also a cowboy, and a biker, and a rockstar, and a trucker, a redneck, and a city guy. He has the "Steven Seagall" syndrome in which he presents himself as everything all at once. This was well before anyone was talking seriously about "cultural appropriation" but by 8th grade it was pretty clear this dude was embarassing. Thing is, these guys exist in nearly every major US city and they aren't famous. They're like Harley Davidson Riding Dentists and other culture vultures.They're white boys who start speaking in a "street" accent after drinking 4 Miller Lites at a downtown sports venue, and then drive 45 minutes back out to their bedroom communities. Obviously he's now become an obnoxious old cigarette of a man.  He went Viral for shooting a bunch of Bud Light (LIKE A BADAZZ) because they had a trans person in their ads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpK0ZVh-PGU He was recently on Fox News wearing an N95 mask for Halloween and told Jesse Waters he was dressed as a "Retard". I'm not particularly offended by the language itself I'm just more embarassed that he's still making fun of COVID masks as we approach 2026. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kid-rock-fox-news-halloween_n_68ff3e1de4b0ebfddfba77bf Anyways post your fave KR tracks up in here mine is clearly BAWITABAW.
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Kid Rock calls himself "Kid" despite the fact that he is over 50 years old. Curious and a  .He also looks like hammered dogshit.
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Nov 8, 2025 23:18
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for more.
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Where’s he hiding his pet dwarf??????
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Nov 8, 2025 23:23
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I went to his dumb bar in Nashville (company dime) and the first floor is just country honky tonk bullshit but the second and third floors were pretty cool, one had a trio playing Metallica covers and they were p good
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Nov 8, 2025 23:31
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Kid Rock ruined The Simpsons. The Florida episode is what made me finally give up on the show. I just checked and that was 25 years ago. Jesus.
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Nov 8, 2025 23:31
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My name is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT COCK!!!
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Nov 8, 2025 23:33
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Remember when Kid Rock was just about dumb fun and not about the onset of fascism in America?
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Kid Rock? Meet Man Sky
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Nov 8, 2025 23:36
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He should change his name to Adult Contemporary imo
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Nov 8, 2025 23:38
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Ding Dong Silver posted:Where’s he hiding his pet dwarf?????? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_C. Joe C. Died 25 years ago
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Nov 8, 2025 23:39
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gently caress you Rob Ritchie
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when he got onstage at woodstock 99 or whatever in that fur coat and screamed the thread title, honestly that was pretty lit to a 12-year old
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If you were to go back in time and tell young Revins circa the turn of the millennium that kid rock would turn out to be a right wing piece of poo poo in 2025 I would be very confused. because that's like the most obvious thing in the world. why did you go back in time and tell me this? you could have done literally anything else.
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Nov 9, 2025 00:17
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Now that he's older, he's matured into Adult Rock
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Dick Sock
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In the 90s we used to baw with the baw but in this economy no one can baw even once anymore
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Now that he's older, he's matured into Adult Rock Anderson Koopa posted:He should change his name to Adult Contemporary imo 
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Nov 9, 2025 00:21
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limp bizkit is better than kid rock
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Now that he's older, he's matured into Adult Rock has he though
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Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie (get ready) 
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Revins posted:has he though He's matured like pruno
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Lt. Cock posted:Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy He looks like Matthew McCaunaghey in True Detective when he's all old
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Nov 9, 2025 00:24
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Typo was unintentional
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Wait I'm stoned asf that's spelled correctly
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how high are you
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i saw kid rock open for metallica, he had strippers on stage, we went to buy beer
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Didn't he come from money too? Whenever I learned that it shocked me, I just assumed he grew up in a trailer.
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:i saw kid rock open for metallica, he had strippers on stage, we went to buy beer With Kid Rock?
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Dixville posted:Didn't he come from money too? Whenever I learned that it shocked me, I just assumed he grew up in a trailer. His dad owned car dealerships and had some gently caress off giant farm with orchards and horses
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Dixville posted:Didn't he come from money too? Whenever I learned that it shocked me, I just assumed he grew up in a trailer. From Wikipedia, quote:Robert James Ritchie was born in Romeo, Michigan, on January 17, 1971, the son of Susan (née Brabbs)[2] and William "Bill" Ritchie (1941–2024),[3] who owned multiple car dealerships.[4][5][6] He was raised in his father's large home on extensive property,[4][7] which included an apple orchard and barnyard for their horses. So yeah, it sounds like he had some cash growing up efb
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Poohs Packin posted:they had a trans person in their ads. barely even true lol
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Hey authority why don't you f*k off!!!
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He's flipping off his own cameraman not the authority 
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Kid rock are u ok pleae blink twice if we need to rescue you from your photographer
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Private Cumshoe posted:barely even true lol Lol yeah there wasn’t a major campaign with her at all, all they did was was make one promo can with her face on it and all the worst people in the country had a full on meltdown
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:With Kid Rock? with the strippers
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He's from Romeo, Michigan which is like 40 miles north of the Detroit city limits and is a very quiet sort of village type place but theres also a lot of rural wealth out there and also juggalo types.
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Remember Butthole Surfers? KR owed them a favor so he offered to write a chorus for them! He turned in this sonorous couplet:quote:I love the girls and the money and the shame of life
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A Very Sexy Baby posted:Remember Butthole Surfers? KR owed them a favor so he offered to write a chorus for them! He turned in this sonorous couplet: Pepper is a great song.
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A Very Sexy Baby posted:Remember Butthole Surfers? KR owed them a favor so he offered to write a chorus for them! He turned in this sonorous couplet: Pretty hard to make a lovely band even shittier but leave it to Kid Rock to make it happen
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