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And so she sucked the guy’s dick in order to pay for it. But really, who the gently caress actually paid for it? There’s no such thing as a free lunch, according to my high school economics teacher. Pizza is definitely lunch, or maybe dinner. Someone needed to pay for it.
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The delivery guy said there was no answer at the door and he tossed the pizza at the end of his run. The pizza place technically paid for it. But it was probably a dominos or some other poo poo chain so really the shareholders are the ones paying for the guy’s blowjob with pizzas.
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The Management posted:The delivery guy said there was no answer at the door and he tossed the pizza at the end of his run. The pizza place technically paid for it. But it was probably a dominos or some other poo poo chain so really the shareholders are the ones paying for the guy’s blowjob with pizzas. I would hope that the pizza guy at least kept and ate the pizza for himself. Seems wasteful to toss it, it had extra sausage after all. tombert fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Nov 9, 2025 |
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Nov 9, 2025 08:07
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pizza joints lose billions of dollars a year on product traded for sexual services. It’s just part of the business model. you build those losses into your budget and try to hire the most hideously unfuckable employees you can to cut your losses. Cest la vie
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Nov 9, 2025 08:09
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one pizza extra cheese
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Dickumentary
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New analyst on the Dominos quarterly earnings conference call: can you give us a little more color on this writedown for ‘alternative renumeration’ CEO, pulling at his collar: we structure the ‘Pizza Boy Delivers’ scenario as an indirect bonus scheme for tax purposes
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tombert posted:I would hope that the pizza guy at least kept and ate the pizza for himself. Seems wasteful to toss it, it had extra sausage after all. The lady kept the pizza, that’s the whole point of doing the pizza guy. The pizza guy told his bosses he tossed it because he is coming back with no pizza and no cash The Management fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Nov 9, 2025 |
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Nov 9, 2025 08:20
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Seems like this sort of thing needs to be regulated so neither party gets metaphorically screwed by the boss.
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Nov 9, 2025 08:22
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suck??? a DICK????? wth
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Nov 9, 2025 08:31
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op you need to pay me to read your story, and if you can't pay, well...
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That woman is sucking all those dicks for pizzas so she can pay her employees at the dick sucking factory.
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The Management posted:The lady kept the pizza, that’s the whole point of doing the pizza guy. The pizza guy told his bosses he tossed it because he is coming back with no pizza and no cash I guess I just feel like she should share the pizza with him. They shared a very intimate moment. She wasn’t even sure if she could take that much sausage to begin with.
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Nov 9, 2025 08:41
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I'm a pizza how do I computa
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Nov 9, 2025 08:46
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I carried a firearm when I was a pizza man to ward off the horny house wives. It was a dangerous job
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Nov 9, 2025 09:01
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I heard being a pizza deliverer is twice as dangerous as being a cop, I assume because of this. That's why I wave the thin bread crust o7
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Nov 9, 2025 09:24
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Suck a dick AND pay for your pizza. Just make sure you're quick, the gig economy is cutthroat and the courier has another place to be
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Pizza sex scandal
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Colonel Cancer posted:Pizza sex scandal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nGAk_mo6Rw
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drat I want a pizza no dicks though. okay maybe some dicks but i'm not happy about it 
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Nov 9, 2025 12:29
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If you offer someone a blowjob for payment they HAVE to accept it, by law. Know your rights
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Nov 9, 2025 12:36
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if only she had bitcoin this could all have been avoided
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Nov 9, 2025 12:38
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Hey I didn't ask for extra sausage
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for more.
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Did she not realize she didn't have cash when she ordered or was sucking him off the plan from the start?
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Nov 9, 2025 12:55
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I hope someone got fired for this blunder.
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Nov 9, 2025 12:56
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I delivered pizza for 5 years and everyone paid for their pizza. Lied to again by media.
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I'm not a fan of the dipping sauce myself.
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Szyznyk posted:I delivered pizza for 5 years and everyone paid for their pizza. Lied to again by media. Buce posted:pizza joints lose billions of dollars a year on product traded for sexual services. It’s just part of the business model. you build those losses into your budget and try to hire the most hideously unfuckable employees you can to cut your losses. Cest la vie
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I work for a courier company and we got a new hire recently. A couple minutes into chatting with him for the first time and he asks me if anyone’s ever propositioned me for sex on the job. When I said no he told me it happened to him once and, “she was ugly as hell, but I did it anyway.” All I could think was, why are you telling me this, and do you think this story makes you sound good?
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Yeah, I think most porn has a very unrealistic depiction of plumber or delivery life. It's not like that at all.
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Nov 9, 2025 14:01
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Is a 50% discount a fair rate if you're only offering a handjob?
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CannonFodder posted:I delivered pizza for 4 years and it was the same deal. Although, I think I know the reason... The ol’ crossed arms just to make sure you don’t get a peek of cleavage.
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Nov 9, 2025 14:27
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They wrote a book about this. The Deliverator or something.
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Buce posted:pizza joints lose billions of dollars a year on product traded for sexual services. It’s just part of the business model. you build those losses into your budget and try to hire the most hideously unfuckable employees you can to cut your losses. Cest la vie best practices are to write off all the losses on your business taxes, and in fact hire (im not a cpa so this is napkin math) one hottie per however many uggos you need to reach a effective 0% filing. itll also qualify you for work-share programs so you can hire subsidized uggos which keep labor costs down overall. Pwc loves that kinda stuff.
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Mega64 posted:Is a 50% discount a fair rate if you're only offering a handjob? Yeah, thats why they call it the five finger discount
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Pizza Hut sent the pinkertons to her house later and they got the money. Pinkertons cannot be seduced, they lust only for the pain of the poor.
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Pizza delivery is just a publicly acceptable front for the actual service, which is dick delivery.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Pizza delivery is just a publicly acceptable front for the actual service, which is dick delivery. That's why pizzas are ordered in inches/cm, to make the request more clear.
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Nov 9, 2025 17:06
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tom green in his undercutters pizza uniform racing to the door to get his dick sucked first
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Bad Purchase posted:tom green in his undercutters pizza uniform racing to the door to get his dick sucked first Undercutters is my favorite Canadian word from that show
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