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https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/hitler-kallmann-syndrome-genetic-disorder-dna-analysis-b2864135.htmlquote:New DNA analysis suggests Adolf Hitler suffered from Kallmann syndrome, a genetic disorder that would have impacted the development of his sexual organs.
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Hitler's penis? 
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Nov 13, 2025 07:37
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weedlord microboner
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Nov 13, 2025 07:39
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Sounds like this Hitler guy would be right at home here
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Nov 13, 2025 07:40
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Bad Purchase posted:weedlord microboner I'm gonna quote u every single time I wipe my screen because of that feather
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Nov 13, 2025 07:44
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lil bip posted:Sounds like this Hitler guy would be right at home here Sounds like a lot of us here are underachieving!
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Nov 13, 2025 07:52
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I want to say it Hitlor. My inspiration for saying it this way is the guy from the Hanwei XL Katana unveiling video who refers to his brother as "Ty-lor." I would like to say it like that. Hitlor.
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Nov 13, 2025 07:53
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Someone smuggles a vial of Hitler's dna out from a vault under the Whitehouse and this is what they do with it? Jokes aside the fact that there's Hitler dna floating around out there pretty much guarantees clone Hitlers at some point.
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Nov 13, 2025 09:10
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Someone smuggles a vial of Hitler's dna out from a vault under the Whitehouse and this is what they do with it? *designing luxury baby* We’ll take the John cena body with the hitler weenie. Can’t have him too confident.
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Nov 13, 2025 09:21
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hitler, has only got one ball the other, is in the albert hall
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Nov 13, 2025 09:26
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Someone smuggles a vial of Hitler's dna out from a vault under the Whitehouse and this is what they do with it? Uhh what would you do with it? Confirming his hosed up tick tock and stick is like the best case use of Hitler's DNA
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Nov 13, 2025 09:30
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:hitler, has only got one ball This phrase was literally spoken this morning by the presenter of the Today programme on BBC Radio 4.
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Nov 13, 2025 09:31
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quote:Researchers, including Professor Turi King, emphasised the need for rigorous analysis while cautioning against using these findings to stigmatise individuals with similar conditions. *me going to shout at all the nazis at the micropenis anonymous meeting* too late for that lol
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Nov 13, 2025 09:32
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Corporal Hitler pissing in the stall again.
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Nov 13, 2025 09:34
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Htbh, but I think researching Hitler's penis size is not the best use of public money. But whatever, academic freedom and all that, you do you
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Nov 13, 2025 10:23
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How many laboratories are there out there dedicated to digging up new embarrassing facts about Hitler's genitals? It seems like we get a new breakthrough once or twice every decade. What's their equivalent of the Nobel?
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Nov 13, 2025 10:39
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boy he’s gonna be embarrassed, what a way to be remembered
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Nov 13, 2025 10:53
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GABA ghoul posted:Htbh, but I think researching Hitler's penis size is not the best use of public money. But whatever, academic freedom and all that, you do you this research makes it easier for us to diagnose and remove genomes with a critical hitler index from the human genepool, both in prenatal care but also for all the cryptohitlers walking amongst us - those guys need to be put in camps
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Nov 13, 2025 10:54
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Was he a ruthless dictator because he had a tiny dick? Or did he have a tiny dick because he was a ruthless dictator 
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Nov 13, 2025 11:04
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Feels really weird to make jokes about it, when you have a really good friend who also suffers from this condition and you know they don't want to be a fascist. this friend only wants to make peace with it, but then news like this gets everyone talking about his affliction and it makes him a tiny bit deflated
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Nov 13, 2025 11:10
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i have kallmann syndrome and im calling bullshit. dude had a mustache before 1935. you cant grow any facial hair with ks and synthetic testosterone wasnt invented until 1935. for real i was on synthetic t for 15 years before i even thought about shaving. so hitler did not have kallmann syndrome but he did have a microdick
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Nov 13, 2025 11:32
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git apologist posted:boy he’s gonna be embarrassed, what a way to be remembered
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Nov 13, 2025 12:04
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Now when the kids ask their AI to do their history homework it will provide a passable essay about the man with history's most famous micropeen.
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Nov 13, 2025 12:13
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I dated a guy with a micropenis, he was lovely and terrific in bed, cute little dancer. It was very physically sensitive but he wasnt weird about it and thats what made the big difference, he didnt need me to perform about it just understand and adapt very slightlyDeep Glove Bruno posted:Uhh what would you do with it? Confirming his hosed up tick tock and stick is like the best case use of Hitler's DNA I would sinply hunp the DNA
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Nov 13, 2025 12:15
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it's unreal that there are no photos
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Nov 13, 2025 12:15
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we need to arrest everyone with a small penis
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Nov 13, 2025 13:35
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We have no evidence that MPE really exists.
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Nov 13, 2025 13:39
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Smugworth posted:we need to arrest everyone with a small penis Hitler would be conflicted by this
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Nov 13, 2025 13:39
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I guess hitler is finished?
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Nov 13, 2025 13:47
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They should’ve just let him pursue his dreams of being a mediocre artist.
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Nov 13, 2025 13:52
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If he'd painted with his tiny penis he could have been revolutionary.
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Nov 13, 2025 14:02
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goatface posted:If he'd painted with his tiny penis he could have been revolutionary. My art has been commended as being weakly phallic, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Micro Penis.
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Nov 13, 2025 14:12
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The health and moral certitude of a worldview and philosophy is directly proportional to the penis size of the individual holding it. This is why we should never allow the barely-endowed to hold positions of authority in our society. and that includes the people with the smallest penises of all - women.
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Nov 13, 2025 14:16
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The Bramble posted:The health and moral certitude of a worldview and philosophy is directly proportional to the penis size of the individual holding it. This is why we should never allow the barely-endowed to hold positions of authority in our society. and that includes the people with the smallest penises of all - women. Women should still be able to lead, but they should be measured against their own bellend curve. Small clits to the left of the graph, Hyenas to the right.
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Nov 13, 2025 14:18
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The Bramble posted:The health and moral certitude of a worldview and philosophy is directly proportional to the penis size of the individual holding it. This is why we should never allow the barely-endowed to hold positions of authority in our society. and that includes the people with the smallest penises of all - women. Welcome back, Sigmund.
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Nov 13, 2025 14:21
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Big clitoris big life
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Nov 13, 2025 15:05
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hitler might’ve simply been a grower, have we seen him fully aroused?
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Nov 13, 2025 15:50
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Bad Purchase posted:hitler might’ve simply been a grower, have we seen him fully aroused? lets get our hainds on one a them boys from brazil
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Nov 13, 2025 15:52
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:lets get our hainds on one a them boys from brazil Ew, he was also a greenwald fan?
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First they came for the big wangers, and I did not speak up, for I had a tiny penis.
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