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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, get some if you need 'em because we're in uncharted territory and shit's weird!
Dinosaur Gum
Hopefully there are some popular people through the years that aren't in the Epstein File.

I'm pretty sure Gandhi isn't in there, that doesn't excuse Sir Benjamin Kingsley, an actor who played him but sure, why not?

Let's start with them both!

I hope Betty White, Bob Ross and Mr Rogers aren't involved. I hope the Foo Fighters aren't in there, along with Jim Gaffigan and Jim Henson as well.

Who else is hopefully not in them, I wonder?

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AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Ernest Borgnine

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

I’m not in there OP, I hope this information eases your mind.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, get some if you need 'em because we're in uncharted territory and shit's weird!
Dinosaur Gum

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m not in there OP, I hope this information eases your mind.

:sotw:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Andre The Giant

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Lucille Ball

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Missy Elliot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Keanu

Stay Alright
Sep 18, 2024

The Saudis have their own thing going.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i'm not i nthe oppenheimer files because I only gently caress adults :smuggo:

freetrialaccount
Nov 24, 2024
I hope my dear old friend Ghislaine Maxwell isn't in there

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Going to bet there are no poor people in there.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

big nipples big life posted:

Going to bet there are no poor people in there.

probably plenty in the victim pool

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
oh right :(

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

big nipples big life posted:

Going to bet there are no poor people in there.

Yeah, I'm way too poor to be in the files unless they had a bunch of emails mocking me for being too poor to join their club, and that would be really mean so I hope they didn't.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Buce posted:

i'm not i nthe oppenheimer files because I only gently caress adults :smuggo:

Well what do you want a cookie????

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

Instead, say "Fuck it."
That's your answer for everything.
It is the way of the Dude.
My aunt died on Epstein's Island

She fell out of the guard tower

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, get some if you need 'em because we're in uncharted territory and shit's weird!
Dinosaur Gum

X JAKK posted:

My aunt died on Epstein's Island

She fell out of the guard tower

Defenestration, you hate to see it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

What about the Ben Stein files

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, get some if you need 'em because we're in uncharted territory and shit's weird!
Dinosaur Gum

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What about the Ben Stein files

…anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Ben Stein definitely went to the island

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Well what do you want a cookie????

yeah i do

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Pete

And Pete

Artie, the world's strongest man

edit: I also would like a cookie

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE
Nov 5, 2017
Stephen Hawking flew on the private jet but apparently never committed horrendous acts on the island.

Did we ever find out if it was that Chris Tucker in the black book?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks 'eti'

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, get some if you need 'em because we're in uncharted territory and shit's weird!
Dinosaur Gum
Excuse me, this is the Epstein File thread, not the Epstein cookie jar thread!

Now I want a cookie…

Content- the Cookie Monster is not in the file.

He IS in the cookie jar, however

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Socks Clinton

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Jesus Christ

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
The only question is were Lowtax, Moot, and Hotwheels all on the same flight, or did they go at separate times?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

:pray: hope that "Weird Al" isn't that specific kind of weird

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib
I went to an island and had sex there one time, let's hope there aren't files about that!

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Genesplicer, Saint Isaias Boner, Tarquinn, Captain Hygiene, Infidel Castro, Solefald, Cubone, Karma Comedian, CaptainSarcastic, Jestery, A Fancy Hat, and AARD VARKMAN aren't in the Epstein files, but Seth Picksniff is.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Tube posted:

I went to an island and had sex there one time, let's hope there aren't files about that!

you just posted about it on the internet, which is made up of data and files. you just got hoist upon your own petard, buddy

e: and I even copied those files right here :devil:

nocaps
Nov 24, 2024

which Epstein file? i think there are different people in different ones

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.


Epstein is in the Kotter File

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

nocaps posted:

which Epstein file? i think there are different people in different ones

I don't think he ever got the file that was in the cake I sent him in jail so I'm not sure what people have even been talking about.

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
:filez:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



Me

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Johnny Five

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Juan Epstein

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