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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Hi, I'm sure someone here has too much knowledge about animal feces and what type of animal does what, right?

So anyway

This was outside my door a few days ago

I'm guessing a rabbit scat, but this is up 8 feet off the earth on a small deck. And it looks really runny.

Could a bird have done this?

Thanks in advance,
Your wendigee



Happy Friday

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

That's like a large amount. My hand expanded wouldn't cover the entire area.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I'm guessing deer.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
Where you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eating pineapple?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

It does look like deer.. but... It would have had to walk up 2 tight lines of stairs.

I'm thinking maybe a raccoon with a loose stool

Or perhaps the berries were poisonous and they got removed quickly.

A bird seems most likely. It's the quantity makes me question a bird.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame
Taste it and report back

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.
Grimey Drawer
*Scat*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Wendigee posted:

I'm guessing a rabbit scat, but this is up 8 feet off the earth on a small deck. And it looks really runny.

Could a bird have done this?

turn your monitor on

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



I have a small scar on the inside on my left hand from when I was a kid and cut my hand with a knife while trying to slice a pear. Beyond that I can't be of much help.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Wendigee posted:

It does look like deer.. but... It would have had to walk up 2 tight lines of stairs.

i've seen deer do things even a deer wouldn't do

Zazamoot
Apr 2, 2005
That is civet scat. You would be a fool not to take that inside, plop that into a coffee filter, and brew yourself a nice hot cup.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

There ain't no civets in Wichita, Kansas!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm leaning toward some kind of bird that has ate a bunch of berries or stuff that were not great for it and just had a big rear end poo poo

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

That's clearly the Scar-L, which fires the standard NATO 5.56 round

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
It's hellanoma

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

scar is the one with the scar on his face, mufasa is the one without. hope that helps, op.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sorry OP, I'm a scat expert.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Wendigee posted:

Hi, I'm sure someone here has too much knowledge about animal feces and what type of animal does what, right?

So anyway

This was outside my door a few days ago

I'm guessing a rabbit scat, but this is up 8 feet off the earth on a small deck. And it looks really runny.

Could a bird have done this?

Thanks in advance,
Your wendigee



Happy Friday

Are those acorn remains?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Sorry OP, I needed to go really bad and traveling to Kansas and climbing up onto your deck was the easiest way for me to take care of business.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART



don't mind if i do



skibidibidub doodododoodoodoo doodoodododo

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

The migration has started. Imagine that sound times 15x when there are hundreds instead of 30 ducks.



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Sorry OP, I needed to go really bad and traveling to Kansas and climbing up onto your deck was the easiest way for me to take care of business.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
If a rabbit made that, it’s already dead and you don’t need to worry about it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Could be vomit OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

That was me

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


lil swamp pooper baby

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Scar is the bad guy from Lion King hth

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
There was a time when an upper class educated German fellow would deliberately try to get this sort of thing on his face, op.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Is it a lateral incision across the lower right abdomen? Could be appendix removal

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I dunno what raccoon doodoo looks like, but kinda looks like bear poop to me

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
put me in on team racoon



I just like racoons

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm the what man skibiddifigit figibib

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

Wendigee posted:

I'm the what man skibiddifigit figibib

:wiseape:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
Chupacabra

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I've had the boys in the lab working on this day and night for a while, and I gotta give 'em a break. So the answer we came up with is:
Raccoon vomit

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Somebody should start a website for cataloguing all the different kinds of turds.

Call it Poopeepidia

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If you can’t tell the difference between a dry wood termite fecal pellet and the frass of a powder post beetle what are you doing with your life?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said

Ham Wrangler
Birds don't poop like mammals do, it's not all brown like that. There's usually a white part and a darker chunk I guess. I would say whatever it was it looks like it had diarrhea which I would think would make it hard to identify. I don't know anything about different animal scat though. I know like... bears and rabbits and that's about it.

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
Congrats on your gross poop op but we do have a thread alrdy

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Dixville posted:

Birds don't poop like mammals do, it's not all brown like that. There's usually a white part and a darker chunk I guess. I would say whatever it was it looks like it had diarrhea which I would think would make it hard to identify. I don't know anything about different animal scat though. I know like... bears and rabbits and that's about it.

IRC birds don't have a sphincter or separate orifices, so they just drop everything through a singular cloaca

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