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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i was having to think about past addresses today for something, and i realised that i've never lived more than like 5 miles from the sea.

not super crazy in the uk i suppose as it's quite a wee island. i was thinking about people who live in the middle of the usa or something and i reckon it'd feel quite strange to me now if i wasn't at least within a short drive of the sea.

show yourself landlubbers



picture of the sea for reference

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


this thread can also be used to discuss fish and stuff, and maybe a bit of boats or ships. no watersports though

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
Probably about 30 miles? Without googling it. I'm like 20 miles from a big navigable river though

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
About 2km as the crow flies, 3km by road.

But we’re on a peninsula, so the other direction the sea is about 8km away.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


The ocean is about 1500km away.
The only time I lived "near" the ocean was when I lived in Sacramento.

nutbutter78
Nov 13, 2025
would take about 2 days if you drove 10 hours a day

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023

I was born and grew up along the water, and this year I moved to some middle of the country city, all in the us. For many different reasons the experience has been awful, and very low but nevertheless an important item on the list is I really miss beaches it turns out. Lakes dont hold a fraction of a candle to a beach.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Grey Cat posted:

The ocean is about 1500km away.
The only time I lived "near" the ocean was when I lived in Sacramento.

nutbutter78 posted:

would take about 2 days if you drove 10 hours a day

kind of scary though no? what if you need to get away from the land quickly?

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

kind of scary though no? what if you need to get away from the land quickly?
You go up.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Not far enough, fish do their business in there!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART



all well and good until you get near space. that's where the real hosed up poo poo lives

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I live 10 minutes from the Gulf of Mexico. I’m not really a beach guy, but I love being out on the barrier islands.

nutbutter78
Nov 13, 2025

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

kind of scary though no? what if you need to get away from the land quickly?

what if deep impact happens irl? i'll be all set....

irish lald
Oct 1, 2025
Probation
Can't post for 46 hours!
10 minutes by car

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Panic! At The Tesco posted:

kind of scary though no? what if you need to get away from the land quickly?

You don't need to live near the sea, soon enough the sea will come to us :)

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

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itry posted:

You don't need to live near the sea, soon enough the sea will come to us :)

i will ride the waves inland and see yous soon :tubular:

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

I can be at the ocean in about two hours.its less than 100 miles but there’s a relatively minor mountain range between us

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


HashtagGirlboss posted:

I can be at the ocean in about two hours.its less than 100 miles but there’s a relatively minor mountain range between us

not bad. pretty safe distance for others who may be ocean curious but still nervous. close enough to get to easily, but with a defensive mountain range.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i will ride the waves inland and see yous soon :tubular:

Build your house on a giant surfboard and you'll have nothing to worry about.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Do the Great Lakes count? Those are pretty big.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
To your blitzball goal

About 1.5 miles.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

not bad. pretty safe distance for others who may be ocean curious but still nervous. close enough to get to easily, but with a defensive mountain range.

Grateful for the safety tbch. The Oregon coast is the angry kind of coastline where the ocean mostly actively tries to kill you a lot of the time, none of the gentle beaches that people like so much

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
To your blitzball goal

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Grateful for the safety tbch. The Oregon coast is the angry kind of coastline where the ocean mostly actively tries to kill you a lot of the time, none of the gentle beaches that people like so much

we take our KILL WATER seriously

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Living like 3 hours away it sucks I need someone to give me a million dollars so I can move to like Santa Barbara or something

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
I can walk to the atlantic ocean in 45 minutes

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

milled by a vibe coded CNC bot using some type of terrible LLM that was trained on stolen stack overflow dot com posts
Upset Trowel
the road my house is on used to longer, but the part of it that used to lead down to the beach fell into the sea in a storm about a decade back and nobody was arsed to fix it. They just put up a heap of rubbish as sort of a bollard to stop cars from driving over the edge and fall 6 meters down to the rocks below.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

150 miles if you count the Puget Sound. 240km in communist units.

I just learned the a sound is larger than a bay and deeper than a bight. I'm not sure how I'll use this information.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
About 3 miles, but it’s more of a stinky swamp than open water. The San Francisco Bay turns into gross marshlands at the edges

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

1.5 hours and I can be in the water at OOB.

Further than I'd prefer, but not bad. I've lived close at other times.

Boston is close enough to the ocean that there are days you can smell it downtown, that's always cool.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


redshirt posted:


Boston is close enough to the ocean that there are days you can smell it downtown, that's always cool.

it's a bit of a cliche but there really is something about fresh sea air

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I don’t call it the sea or the ocean, but rather the “seocean” and it’s about a 40 min drive due west from me. I like to take my puppy there for swims

I also like to go there and think how lewis and clark spent a winter living in a lovely little fort they made and bear grease lmao pwned

Buce fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Nov 16, 2025

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

it's a bit of a cliche but there really is something about fresh sea air

That something is fish pee

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Management posted:

That something is fish pee

It's the promise of adventure, matey.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


The Management posted:

That something is fish pee

redshirt posted:

It's the promise of adventure, matey.


one and the same my friends

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

it's a bit of a cliche but there really is something about fresh sea air

Being able to smell the Harbor used to be a problem, not an advantage.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015
TEDIOUS, UNFUNNY GIMMICK POSTER
If i go walk uphill i can see the ocean. I grew up a few hours away from it but have managed to live near it most of my adult life. Really makes the weather nicer

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015
TEDIOUS, UNFUNNY GIMMICK POSTER

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

150 miles if you count the Puget Sound. 240km in communist units.

I just learned the a sound is larger than a bay and deeper than a bight. I'm not sure how I'll use this information.

Go look at the Bay of Bengal on a map and come back

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Still dealing with my recent neck injury in the ocean, but I sure don't blame the sea.

I blame that dumb lifeguard!

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

150 miles if you count the Puget Sound. 240km in communist units.

I just learned the a sound is larger than a bay and deeper than a bight. I'm not sure how I'll use this information.

A sound is a somewhat inartful word that was applied differently depending on the period of exploration but in North America at least there’s usually a very large island involved (puget, prince williams, Long Island, etc…)

HashtagGirlboss fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Nov 16, 2025

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

^^ thanks for the info!

titty_baby_ posted:

Go look at the Bay of Bengal on a map and come back

The Puget Sound is way bigger than Michael Bay. Checkmate.

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