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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said

Ham Wrangler
"I can be your long lost pal."

-AI

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

RIP Paul Simon.

Only the sounds of silence now.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



At least we still have Saul Pimon

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

Poohs Packin posted:

RIP Paul Simon.

Only the sounds of silence now.

He's still alive :monocle:

No word on the silence tho

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said

Ham Wrangler

Slam Pajamas posted:

He's still alive :monocle:

No word on the silence tho

He's alive but he's lost hearing in his left ear. So you could say his left ear is hearing the sound of silence at all times. That would be kinda mean to use his music to make fun of him though. Nevertheless, lol.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

RIP Paul Simon. Bludgeoned to death with a trumpet by Chevy Chase, he was only 84 years old.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



It was a trombone you uninformed CLOD!!!!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



Update: it was in fact a trumpet. CBS News wishes to express our condolences to the above poster.

irish lald
Oct 1, 2025
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
*funky bass riff*

irish lald
Oct 1, 2025
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
*ffir ssab yknuf*

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

How far do you think Chevy Chase could throw Paul?

Not now but back in the day when he was in shape.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
That beat on 50 ways to leave your lover. loving immaculate.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Thanks for reminding me how overplayed that goddamn mediocre song was back in the day. :mad:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



bundy?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

He scored four touchdowns in a single game you know

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



big nipples big life posted:

That beat on 50 ways to leave your lover. loving immaculate.

It really is, and still somehow it's a mindfuck despite not being *that* crazy

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
:gas:

We don’t do AI threads in GBs anymore!!!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Poohs Packin posted:

RIP Paul Simon. Bludgeoned to death with a trumpet by Chevy Chase, he was only 84 years old.

Remember when everyone liked Chevy Chase?

RIP

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Dixville posted:

"I can be your long lost pal."

-AI

It's all tears in heaven to me.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


CaptainSarcastic posted:

Thanks for reminding me how overplayed that goddamn mediocre song was back in the day. :mad:

drat bitch

All of Graceland is perfect

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees Leave Paris in the morning with T-E-E
Hi Al.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I wonder how many actual babies have been named AI in the last year.

6? More? Less?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

It's a relatively common Japanese name.

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023

aww paul simon is still alive. what a shame.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Who the hell wishes death on paul simon? He seems pretty harmless.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

title and original post only add up to 13 words. this is extremely inauspicious and is ruining gbs's feng shui

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023

lol hes a known rear end in a top hat, plus his music really sucks.

a history of not crediting songwriters and undermining collaborators. or his whole thing of citing and cribbing black south african music while also circumventing BDS in the 80s. Yknow, apartheid and all, loved supporting it.

plus his music really sucks.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Toxic Mental posted:

Update: it was in fact a trumpet. CBS News wishes to express our condolences to the above poster.

Don't bring a penny whistle to a trumpet fight.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



For getting this stupid song stuck in my head I almost lashed out with two of the worst earworms possible, but I centered myself and spared the thread. Crisis averted.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



I like a lot of Paul Simon and Simon & Garfunkel songs

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
i thoufht your name was dicks

DemihumanResources
Apr 16, 2019

Just let me frob some dang bits already
So who's Eddie in this situation?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Toxic Mental posted:

I like a lot of Paul Simon and Simon & Garfunkel songs

why would you say something so controversial yet so brave. a cat in a hat told us his music sucks and he should be dead, try to keep up

irish lald
Oct 1, 2025
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
i like his music

irish lald
Oct 1, 2025
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
now what

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



What a twist!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



I mostly find his stuff pretty boring but I'm a fan of poo poo that makes your ears bleed for the most part. I don't hate his stuff tho.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Al Talk.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
sorry Al, your posts were much more engaging when they were suffused with the inherent background tension of your hidden secret identity. might be wise to have a good long think about how to retool your posting career now that's dissipated

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

That song sucks and that singer is dumb and stupid, but the real point is the plight of Als these days. They never know if you are referring to them or AI.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Al is a pixel taller.

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