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The dick sucking factory has been a rock-solid forums institution for years. Many goons had their formative first workplace experiences there. And of course it’s provided a steady job for your mom. But lately business has been soft. With demand for dick sucking at an all time low, and stiff foreign competition, the DSF has had to shrink its staff and cut fringe benefits. If things keep going this way, the venerable company will have to zip up the flies and shut down the dick sucking line for the last time. This is where you come in. The DSF isn’t looking for donations, and they have hard workers who are willing to go the extra mile to meet customer needs. They need your ideas on how to reinvigorate this once-proud business. How should the DSF improve its business and better satisfy customers?
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Toxic Mental posted:The dick sucking factory announced they are cutting jobs today Real goons need your help to keep their blow jobs
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Nov 17, 2025 18:04
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Have you tried AI OP? Robosexuals are an increasing demographic
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Nov 17, 2025 18:04
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Due to recent events, the President will be reducing the Tariffs on Blowjobs to Pre-Recession levels in order to put our Great Dicksuckers back to Work and Make America Suck Again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Nov 17, 2025 18:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Due to recent events, the President will be reducing the Tariffs on Blowjobs to Pre-Recession levels in order to put our Great Dicksuckers back to Work and Make America Suck Again! Thank you for your attention to this matter! Trump knows dicksucking, that's for sure!
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Nov 17, 2025 18:26
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Due to recent events, the President will be reducing the Tariffs on Blowjobs to Pre-Recession levels in order to put our Great Dicksuckers back to Work and Make America Suck Again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Nov 17, 2025 18:28
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personally, I blame all the cocksuckers on fiverr.
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Nov 17, 2025 18:34
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Due to recent events, the President will be reducing the Tariffs on Blowjobs to Pre-Recession levels in order to put our Great Dicksuckers back to Work and Make America Suck Again! Thank you for your attention to this matter! Make American Jizz Again
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Nov 17, 2025 18:35
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a lot of good DSF jobs that used to be able to support a family, nice house, couple AMERICAN cars, have been outsourced to overseas call centers. it makes me SICK what they've done to this country.
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Nov 17, 2025 18:41
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Nessus posted:this is very unfunny and the president has done no such thing (lower BJ tariffs, that is) FAKE NEWS and possibly ILLEGAL!
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Nov 17, 2025 18:48
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redshirt posted:Trump knows dicksucking, that's for sure! can't believe you would disrespect the prez like this...
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Nov 17, 2025 18:50
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I got a better job at the dong slapping farm upstate. Better benefits too.
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Nov 17, 2025 18:52
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Lmao this sloppy, toothy mess you call blowjobs would never pass in Canada also we get ours for free from the state enjoy your hellworld
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Nov 17, 2025 18:55
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grok tells me i'm gay and have a small ding dong for free
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Nov 17, 2025 19:17
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redshirt posted:Trump knows dicksucking, that's for sure! You have summoned the concern trolls
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Nov 17, 2025 19:21
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potee posted:grok tells me i'm gay and have a small ding dong for free sure grok sucks but it doesn't suck like the pros down at the DSF.
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Nov 17, 2025 19:23
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I say modernization is needed. The DSF is too stuck in tradition and must move with the times. For example, we have been providing essentially the same service since time immemorial but it's largely based on an informal and not legally binding agreement as to what constitutes a "sucked dick". We should go public and seek funding to buy legislators so we can knock the teeth out of any state or federal consumer protection laws that could be used to come after us as we begin a staged transition to an "optimized" service offering that we'll insist is "just as good" and according to the (adjusted) laws is still legally a "sucked dick" but is cheaper to provide.
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Nov 17, 2025 19:49
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too much red tape nowadays. used to be a door-to-dick pipeline getting new faces into the factory, but now they want at least four interviews and it's a real barrier to entry for the intrepid sucker looking to build a career.
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Nov 17, 2025 19:55
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satanic splash-back posted:too much red tape nowadays. used to be a door-to-dick pipeline getting new faces into the factory, but now they want at least four interviews and it's a real barrier to entry for the intrepid sucker looking to build a career. Kids these days are coming out of college with little or no dick sucking experience. What are they even teaching them?
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Nov 17, 2025 20:13
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The DSF is the world's oldest profession. Why change what ain't broke
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Nov 17, 2025 20:14
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We can't compete with Chinese factories. 50 years of neo-liberal rot has hollowed out our industry and sold it off for scrap, meanwhile they were industrialising and modernising. I visited Qingdao last year and what I saw left me in no doubt - the future of fellatio is in China.
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Nov 17, 2025 20:21
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I was excited when they said they were going to bring in Al to help with the dick sucking, but then I realized they had said AI instead
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Nov 17, 2025 20:34
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Funky See Funky Do posted:We can't compete with Chinese factories. 50 years of neo-liberal rot has hollowed out our industry and sold it off for scrap, meanwhile they were industrialising and modernising. I visited Qingdao last year and what I saw left me in no doubt - the future of fellatio is in China. the American Crust Belt is a sad reminder of our gloryhole days
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Nov 17, 2025 20:38
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Another industry killed by Millennial obsession with eating rear end
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Nov 17, 2025 20:49
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Those guys over at the AEF are eating our lunch.
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Nov 17, 2025 20:50
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big nipples big life posted:personally, I blame all the cocksuckers on fiverr. From a policy standpoint, extending Title VII protections to gig workers would promote healthy competition and open to door for aspiring dick suckers no matter their age, religion, race, or sex.
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Nov 17, 2025 20:57
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I don't want to know what the DSF can do for me, I want to know what I can do to aid the DSF in these unprecedented times
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Nov 17, 2025 20:59
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Brainworm posted:From a policy standpoint, extending Title VII protections to gig workers would promote healthy competition and open to door for aspiring dick suckers no matter their age, religion, race, or sex. drat ... uber for dsf workers .... gents, i'm off to silicon valley. bout to be a billionaire.
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Nov 17, 2025 21:04
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The union just doesn't have any power anymore since the company brought in a bunch of scabs.
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Nov 17, 2025 21:04
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Gig workers out Gag workers in
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Nov 17, 2025 21:16
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put the goon back in gooning
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Nov 17, 2025 21:17
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Y'all want to return to hunting and gathering cum in a cave I bet
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Nov 17, 2025 21:20
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Are there no workhouses? Are there no dick sucking factories?
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Nov 17, 2025 21:29
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big nipples big life posted:Those guys over at the AEF are eating our lunch. that's not what they're eating you know that
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Nov 17, 2025 21:31
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SonOfGhostDad posted:the American Crust Belt lol
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Nov 17, 2025 22:16
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Blue helmet is the safety guy. Purple helmet? Different story.
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Nov 17, 2025 22:36
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Elburroman posted:that's not what they're eating you know that Wrong. it was lunch, a few hours ago.
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Nov 17, 2025 22:56
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Buttchocks posted:The union just doesn't have any power anymore since the company brought in a bunch of scabs. Support your Dicksucker's Union (Local 69)!
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Nov 17, 2025 22:57
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so many folks on depression and adhd meds these days, there’s barely anyone left who can cum, demand simply dried up very unusual as usually it’s the supply that dries up, in socks and so forth
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Nov 17, 2025 23:13
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Back when I worked at the DSF they offered a very generous one hour lunch, but I was never particularly hungry.
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Nov 17, 2025 23:15
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