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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



So we all know the classics: Dick Trickle, Dick Armey, Oral Roberts, Colin Powell. But are there others? Other names of famous (or at least pretty well-known people) with funny sounding names? Post them here! Looking forward to hearing some new ones! Plz be very serious. No fake names plz or I'll be very disappointed in you.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




reince priebus

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Bad Purchase posted:

reince priebus

Lmao. Classic.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Harry Baals

Former mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana. His name is pronounced as you would imagine.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
Bubba

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Dick Trickle

In that vein, there is a lawyer in Charlotte named Richard Peniston.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Dick Pole

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
Pronounced vaginitis

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004




Whether this is funny or not highly depends how from Arkansas you are.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Dick Suckerberg

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Bum Farto

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
Dick Bong Ace pilot

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004




Hahahaha! :hellyeah:

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Dick Butkus

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. NFL announcers had a great year when he briefly played.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I'm gonna toss in Gary Numan and Gary Oldman as a combo.

Because Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman!

ITS TAPE
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Dick Pound has to be way up there.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



ITS TAPE posted:

Dick Pound has to be way up there.

Lol. Forgot that one.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Joey Buttafuoco

tombert
Apr 20, 2025

I don't drink coffee
One of the US founding fathers had the laziest parents ever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Williams_%28Connecticut_politician%29

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Engelbert Humperdinck is a funny name, funnier than his birth name of Arnold George Dorsey. But the name change worked for him I guess...

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Johnathan Pissman

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Gay Dickman Bowser

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

the gaming soundtrack composer Shota Nakama

Shota reads like Xota (the letter X sounds like Sh) in portuguese, which is a common brazilian-portuguese slang for vagina, it has the same practical effect as referring to vagina as pussy

Nakama reads like Na cama, which means "in bed"

so his name literally sounds like "vagina in bed" in portuguese, or better, pussy in bed

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024


Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Oliver Clothesoff hehehehe

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Nooner posted:

Oliver Clothesoff hehehehe

Final warning, Nooner!

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



drunkb posted:

Dick Butkus

funniest name ever

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

Tokyo Sexwale

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014





Short-lived Roman emperor Pupienus.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

Imogen Gay Poots

Don Glover

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A pal of mine once met a man called Mr. Schizze (unsure about spelling, but you just know how it was pronounced) and fell apart laughing on the spot.

E:oops, not famous. please forgive me.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Nov 19, 2025

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Dutch politician Tiny Kox.

Oddly enough it's his chosen nickname from Martinus. Why he doesn't just go by Martin is beyond me. Maybe because it's funny.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

What a Fucka

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

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I'm not sure how famous this guy is but his name is Richard Chopp. He's a urologist. Yeah, if you want a vasectomy go see Dr Dick Chopp. :ohdear:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Valko posted:

I'm not sure how famous this guy is but his name is Richard Chopp. He's a urologist. Yeah, if you want a vasectomy go see Dr Dick Chopp. :ohdear:



I've head of him. I think from Anderson Koopa.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Jonathan Pissyfarts

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Valko posted:

I'm not sure how famous this guy is but his name is Richard Chopp. He's a urologist. Yeah, if you want a vasectomy go see Dr Dick Chopp. :ohdear:



He knew, from birth, what he was here to do.

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Escape From Noise posted:

I've head of him. I think from Anderson Koopa.

Yeah I've posted Dr Chopp before. Top tier name

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