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Well, it's officially December as of a day and you know what that means: the holiday parody songs (autobiographical) are going to be flying in thick and fast! Rather than search all over the forums for them, I figured I'd make a catch-all thread for everyone to enjoy. Mods have my consent to make this an Official thread if they want, but not is fine too. I'll start us off with mine (to the tune of Good King Wenceslas): Larry Cum Free smells like crap Plus he's got a boner, Took a picture of that poo poo With his telephone-r; Thought he had a great idea But it was a fail, Sent it to his co-worker Then he went to ja~illll
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Dec 2, 2025 19:04
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panic at the tesco, he don't need no dress code, with his boner out, he likes to shout, then comes his cum, hey presto!
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Dec 2, 2025 19:25
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i am not a big fan of parody songs im afraid
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Dec 2, 2025 21:09
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BAGS’ big balls BAGS’ big balls Swingin through the snow Oh what fun it is to ride Your mom ‘cause she’s a ho
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Dec 3, 2025 00:15
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Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker got away
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Dec 3, 2025 01:30
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Fall on your knees (ow my loving knees) Oh hear the angel voices (I’m schizophrenic) Oh night divine (they sent me a bowel movement!) Oh night, when Christ was born
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Dec 3, 2025 01:35
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up in the bathhouse, gllk gllk gllk down on my knees to get some dick that's all I've got so far, have a blessed day 
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