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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I haven't seen any ads, but like in all fairness I also block ads and don't watch cable so like are they back? *checks* WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrdNrcMEWoY THAT ISN'T A TRUCK. Christmas is ruined. Also did you notice it's woke? It doesn't even mention Christmas. Not to mention the unrealistic nature of having a car within a car, like the engine goes there and that extra weight is really going to make your car slower. A harbringer of the future? Children having to work a dangerous job!

edit: Okay I do watch QVC which doesn't count.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Dec 3, 2025

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

All of our Hess stations rebranded 15 years ago. Now if Rebel did what is natural and sold die cast General Lees I’d pick one up.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

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𝓢𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷'𝓼 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼
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please tell me the Coca Cola Christmas truck is still normal :ohdear:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hess = NY Jets, FYI.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

please tell me the Coca Cola Christmas truck is still normal :ohdear:

It really loving isn't

It's slop now :mad:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they should release a reindeer this year, maybe a rudolph?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
I like when the toy truck gave birth to a smaller truck

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
If you get hit by the Hess truck you get isekai'd but it's into a world identical to ours with the exception that you are now in a bathtub full of ice and missing both kidneys

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.
They're doing a My Boyfriend's Back thing with the song

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Bros hessing bros

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Hess truck is here, and the Venga Bus is coming, all hope is lost.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i have good news and bad news op

good news is the hess truck is back

bad news is it's a different hess

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
Love and Nappihess

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Junk posted:

i have good news and bad news op

good news is the hess truck is back

bad news is it's a different hess

Is it a Mercedes Sprinter with the exhaust channeled into the back?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.

Rubber Chicken posted:

It really loving isn't

It's slop now :mad:
The AI Coke Truck does drive into a crowd of people crossing the street in the commercial through, which is something.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
I like to mull my Coca Cola with spices and enjoy it as a hot treat on a cold winter night

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Don't kids that age these days get decent stuff like iPhones and iPads?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Three Olives posted:

Don't kids that age these days get decent stuff like iPhones and iPads?

I imagine the poor ones have to settle for something like that, can't even do any real gaming.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

I like to mull my Coca Cola with spices and enjoy it as a hot treat on a cold winter night



I got a hot treat 4 u

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