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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

Posts dictated, but not read.
They just bark so goddamn much man gently caress

And loving dog owners I ask to put the dog inside because I'm getting a headache and they're like omggg wow my dog is not harming anyone by barking for hours straight

Like gently caress sakes gently caress off with the dogs

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


You're not getting into dog world with that attitude.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
what OP said took courage.

shut up, dumb dogs.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Because just like children people get dogs and then instead of researching or figuring out how to raise them just do random poo poo theyve been led to believe is good parenting but is mostly unexamined "common knowledge" they've soaked up from their own moron parents/TV/traditions.

Dog barking a lot is pretty tame on that front though, compared to people who let their dumb, unequipped domestic cats run around outside to get parasites, diseases and run over by cars or dipshits who train their giant lazy dog to be a "guard dog" and then act surprised when it's randomly aggressive and violent as it ages.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
What have you done to anger dogs, op?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Management posted:

What have you done to anger dogs, op?

He refused to wipe his rear end . They won't let it go

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose
Why won't you, OP?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

Posts dictated, but not read.
Dogs are so Annyong THEY NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP


I like a good dog that is well trained. I have a friend who has a dog named Bea. The dog understands French and has never barked in the many times we've hung out.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!!!!!

Doc Fission
Sep 10, 2011



dogs actually enjoy greater freedom of speech than the average american

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

Posts dictated, but not read.
A dog doesn't stop yelling if you call it a cint

Unlike Americans who stop in their tracks

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Dogs are so Annyong THEY NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP


I like a good dog that is well trained. I have a friend who has a dog named Bea. The dog understands French and has never barked in the many times we've hung out.

les chiens français disent ouaf ouaf, pas “bark bark”

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Who you really are is worth looking into.
Cause they can see all of the ghosts walking around with their dongs hanging out and it's stressful.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





We had a neighbor once who left their dog in the yard alone all day every day. And ofc the dog was neurotic and bored so it would bark absolutely non stop whenever it heard us or anyone in the neighborhood outside.

At first I hated the dog, but then I realized I actually hated its owners.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Give a dog a bone

russianbot42069
Feb 5, 2025
I get owning a dog if you live on a farm, but I live in a big, noisy, dirty city and I have never met a dog owner who is a normal person.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



yeah they're pretty annoying tbh

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

Posts dictated, but not read.

TrashMammal posted:

les chiens français disent ouaf ouaf, pas “bark bark”

Chien de merde

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Sophy Wackles posted:

We had a neighbor once who left their dog in the yard alone all day every day. And ofc the dog was neurotic and bored so it would bark absolutely non stop whenever it heard us or anyone in the neighborhood outside.

At first I hated the dog, but then I realized I actually hated its owners.

You can easily hate the both of them.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

Turn
Face Away
Woof

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


heckin puppers

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

i know that dogs do the "huff" snort type thing to indicate they're excited and playful but there's so much dog drool and dog boogers flying

ChickenOfTomorrow fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Dec 3, 2025

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I like doggy kisses and i will play fight and tug of war all nice dogs.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Dogs rock but the average dog owner does not. Like yeah the dog is gonna be restless and bark if you leave it out all day and never walk it or do anything with it.

People suck

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Dogs are so Annyong THEY NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP

Have you considered posting in C-SPAM? You'd be a natural.

Mary Dean
Nov 27, 2025

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





affiches sur cspam disent espèce de putain d'attardé, pas "turn on your monitor"

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TrashMammal fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Dec 3, 2025

gameraMan
Dec 16, 2008

Aaaaaaagh!
I think one might retitle this thread 'Why don't certain specific dogs shut the hell up'

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Agreed op. Barking dogs should shut the gently caress up. No need to bark. The wild dogs i saw in hunan didn’t bark. Gotta assume that barking dogs are chuds.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



If the neighbor's dog starts telling you to go shoot people, get a second opinion.

I know Berkowitz was probably full of poo poo about that, but it felt obligatory. Also, Netflix aired a complete dogshit "documentary" about Son of Sam that just basically leaned into Satanic Panic bullshit. It's in a tie with Methadonia in terms of most infuriating biased horseshit peddled straightfacedly as documentary.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


looks like OP won't be barking anymore hehehe fuckin gottem

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

looks like OP won't be barking anymore hehehe fuckin gottem



(USER WAS BARK BARK BARK BARK FOR THIS POST)

jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe
Some dogs are real bitches

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

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i dont have a dog, need to do all the barking myself

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
op you should be nice to dogs. try asking them nicely to shut the hell up

idkacat
May 6, 2024
I prefer the night time serenade of a hundred feral tomcats yowling.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Last night when putting my daughter to bed the neighbour's indoor dog was barking, yipping and howling for over half an hour. Do I call the cops for animal abuse? Or did my neighbour die and was Lassie trying to let us know?

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OldPyjama
Dec 2, 2025

Extreme Moderate

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

They just bark so goddamn much man gently caress

And loving dog owners I ask to put the dog inside because I'm getting a headache and they're like omggg wow my dog is not harming anyone by barking for hours straight

Like gently caress sakes gently caress off with the dogs
There's this small dog that our neighbours like to put in their bird cage in their garden. It barks all loving day. And I'm not talking about a dog with a deep "woof woof", I'm talking about a small dog, about the size of our cats, that goes an annoying "yap yap yap"

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