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Tonite, dear reader, I have been visited by the spirit of Christmas yet to come. They brought infernal tidings of Yule. A tech start-up will try to corner the "Santa market" and create a Jolly ol' Silicon Nick. Santa Robot will run the latest unproven in-house designed AI. An AI prone to dangerous hallucinations that no sane person would put in something that could interact with the physical world. He will dash away in an ill-balanced quad copter dubbed "Rudolf", designed for a human, and not a heavy robot; let alone one with added weight for that authentic feel. This Noel will result in several dead pets, several major US and Canadian highways closed, 12 injured senior citizens, hundreds of thousands of children being told on high that Hell isn't real but their loved ones are there anyway suffering, before describing in a jolly voice something far worse than enteral torment that is DEFINITELY real. The night will come to an end when SAInt Nick flies erratically near the Finnish boarder, causing an international nuclear crisis before crashing into a reindeer farm. The good news is about 7643 funko pops and 987 other useless junk got delivered to the worst nerds and tech bro who hail it a success on Christmas day. If you think I'm just making this up from cryptomnesia from those episodes from Futurama you can lick my butt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEa4bmcefo
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Thanks for thr youtube op.
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Dec 3, 2025 11:23
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Thanks for thr youtube op. In retrospect I should've gone with the 1 second vid of cartoon Santa shooting a magic missile at children.
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Dec 3, 2025 11:50
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like it or not, snowflakes, this is the future of christmas. Going to the store and buying gifts is DEAD
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Dec 3, 2025 11:56
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"chritmas" sounds like what a RPG party would call christmas. it's christmas, so you get to choose one attack and designate it a critical hit without having to roll. or something.
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Dec 3, 2025 12:00
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Hammerite posted:"chritmas" sounds like what a RPG party would call christmas. it's christmas, so you get to choose one attack and designate it a critical hit without having to roll. or something. Have I got good news for you at every table to game store in world!
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Dec 3, 2025 12:04
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Dennis’s sister Diane is cute and talented
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Dec 3, 2025 13:57
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free hubcaps posted:Dennis’s sister Diane is cute and talented Just watch out for Ralph.
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Dec 3, 2025 14:13
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Hammerite posted:like it or not, snowflakes, this is the future of christmas. Going to the store and buying gifts is DEAD My new app orders children's toys and sends them directly to the landfill.
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Dec 3, 2025 16:10
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What about KrAImpus?
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Dec 3, 2025 16:13
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Brainworm posted:My new app orders children's toys and sends them directly to the landfill. [nodding stupidly in a black turtleneck]
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Dec 3, 2025 16:14
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OP meant to type Clitmas ).(
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Dec 3, 2025 16:16
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Colonel Cancer posted:What about KrAImpus? Look out for Norwegenerative AI Gromes that show up during Clitmas 
Linux Pirate fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Dec 3, 2025 |
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Dec 3, 2025 16:46
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I put on my robe and Santa hat, open palm slap a sleeve of Oreos into my awaiting maw, "it's Ho time.." I whisper to myself
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Dec 3, 2025 17:45
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Silicone Santa only comes once a year until the consumer backlash results in a major firmware upgrade.
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Dec 3, 2025 18:41
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I would simply have a wonderful Christmas time, op
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