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You can gently caress it anytime. I won't tell! 
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Just wait for it to cool down first. Don't want to trouble urology unnecessarily
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for more.
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Never been turned on by a bagel but hey when in Rome
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Saalkin posted:Never been turned on by a bagel but hey when in Rome Can't turn on a bagel? 
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Instructions unclear; dick stuck in toaster oven
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Maybe im an outlier here, but I would prefer just to eat the pizza bagel. Unfucked.
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What toppings are on this pizza bagel?
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Maybe im an outlier here, but I would prefer just to eat the pizza bagel. Unfucked. Yikes, dude you should probably do one or the other. Not both. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Dec 4, 2025 |
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fartknocker posted:What toppings are on this pizza bagel? Extra cream 
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Escape From Noise posted:Yikes ude you should probably do one or the other. Not both. yeah gently caress it and eat it or leave it alone. No more half measures walter
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You can throw that poo poo in the trash and order pizza anytime.
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And then gently caress a whole pizza like an adult
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they call em bagel bites but there’s like barely any hole there at all, i can’t get excited about a gape so small it might as well be hypothetical
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Bad Purchase posted:they call em bagel bites but there’s like barely any hole there at all, i can’t get excited about a gape so small it might as well be hypothetical Use your imagination! The brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
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Bad Purchase posted:they call em bagel bites but there’s like barely any hole there at all, i can’t get excited about a gape so small it might as well be hypothetical It’s your job to expand it 
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I BURNT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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kntfkr posted:I BURNT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Anderson Koopa posted:Just wait for it to cool down first. Don't want to trouble urology unnecessarily
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kntfkr posted:I BURNT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Gratz.
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kntfkr posted:I BURNT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH here lemme rub a bit of this cream on there
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kntfkr posted:I BURNT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the only thing that can save your dick and balls is an experimental new plasty where you end up with just a bagel down there
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kntfkr posted:I BURNT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quick, you have to disinfect and seal the wound! Try cauterizing it!
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Extra sausage?! This is ridiculous!
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Maybe im an outlier here, but I would prefer just to eat the pizza bagel. Unfucked. gently caress = ??? MARRY = ??? BAGEL = pizza
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Elburroman posted:the only thing that can save your dick and balls is an experimental new plasty where you end up with just a bagel down there That's called a chode
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kntfkr posted:I BURNT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How could you give your own brother the spicy bagel, Dominic?!
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We’re living in a post-Seth GBs everyone It’s lawless
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What a man does in his bedroom with his breakfast food is between him and his maker.
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Anderson Koopa posted:What a man does in his bedroom with his breakfast food is between him and his maker. I watch Chronicles of Riddick with mine, 2 hrs every morning
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Revins posted:I watch Chronicles of Riddick with mine, 2 hrs every morning Hell yeah. I usually just enjoy my coffee and play some sudoku
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Hmm interesting and how are coffee and sudoku to have sex with
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1. Hot and hopefully creamy. 2. An interesting geometric problem where you have to fit it in there in a precise manner
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Ow I burned my dick
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weg posted:Ow I burned my dick Anderson Koopa posted:Just wait for it to cool down first. Don't want to trouble urology unnecessarily
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what about a regular pizza where the topping is a bunch of tiny bagels
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Anderson Koopa posted:1. Hot and hopefully creamy. Preciate this people dont take me seriously a lot of the times
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Buce posted:what about a regular pizza where the topping is a bunch of tiny bagels
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kntfkr posted:I BURNT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH weg posted:Ow I burned my dick You guys should sue EFN for making you burn your dicks
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