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You can post about general getting old stuff too idc
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Dec 6, 2025 21:00
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I eat a balanced diet full of fiber, nerd.
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Dec 6, 2025 21:00
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There Bias Two posted:I eat a balanced diet full of fiber, nerd. Sorry, op I didn't put a "I am a constipated philistine" option in the poll because it's a pretty indefensible position tbh
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Dec 6, 2025 21:01
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didnt take my supplements today, thanks OP!
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Dec 6, 2025 21:08
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Isn't it generally recommended to take your fibre throughout the day. Or at least divided in half opposed to chewing orange juice flavored 1000% pulp mouth feel flagon right before bed?
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Dec 6, 2025 21:28
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i never metamucil i didnt like
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I drank some extra coffee to make up for my metamucil deficiency
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for more.
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Don't give big fiber your money.
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Dec 6, 2025 23:13
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Add a small scoop of vanilla protein powder in with your orange metamucil for a delicious Orange Julius. Or "Creamsicle"
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Dec 6, 2025 23:26
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redshirt posted:Add a small scoop of vanilla protein powder in with your orange metamucil for a delicious Orange Julius. My man
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Dec 6, 2025 23:51
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If you eat enough spoons of peanut butter everything sort of works itself out
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If you're looking to lose weight in the new year, a 24 hour moderated fast is a great way to lose 2500/3000 calories in one day, which might be a full pound. Have an orange metamucil/vanilla protein powder glass in the morning with a multivitamin. If you are addicted to coffee, either have a coffee (black if you want to really do this) or a caffeine pill (if you skip caffeine and are addicted you WILL feel it by the end of the day and it sucks). Have another orange metamucil/vanilla protein powder glass at dinner time, along with a banana. And then go to bed early, get as much sleep as possible. Next morning, eat your normal diet routine. Do this once a week and there's a good boost to your weight loss goals. Good luck!
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Dec 7, 2025 00:52
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Fibers basically wood, right? So a pencil would be a metamucil suppository
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I hate wearing reading glasses.
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I like citracel
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i just eat 3 lbs of konnyaku every day to keep ol' pipes clean as a whistle
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Dec 7, 2025 01:50
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I chew on fiber optic cables for optimal gut health
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The Door Frame posted:I chew on fiber optic cables for optimal gut health I don't believe this. I think you're just making this up to impress your little internet friends.
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Dec 7, 2025 02:35
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I've been making so much chili lately that stopping to take metamucil would actually make my average fiber intake go down  But I do take other supplements nowadays, so I guess that puts me in the olds camp too.
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Dec 7, 2025 02:43
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So does anyone take viagra? Asking for friend, my erections are just fine. 
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Does Metamucil still have lead in it, or have they fixed that since the class action?
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Please consult your doctor before deciding which fiber supplement might be right for you
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How much metamucil am I supposed to be funneling into my dick? I'll be hard pressed to tamp anymore in there I think..
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Cousin Todd posted:If you eat enough spoons of peanut butter everything sort of works itself out I would think spoons would get stuck in your gi but I'm not a doctor what the gently caress do I know
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Dec 7, 2025 07:40
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We already have the giant shits thread bro
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Toxic Mental posted:We already have the giant shits thread bro all shits are welcome here
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SonOfGhostDad posted:Does Metamucil still have lead in it, or have they fixed that since the class action? I hope so. It was always the lead that really got me pooping everywhere. (especially in my pants)
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Like I said in the fiber gummy thread, just add more apples and broccoli to your diet and you'll be fine In fact imma go eat an apple right now
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Dec 7, 2025 14:17
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I take a bottle a day OP.
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real pros get the 10lb bulk bags of psyllium husk
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sudonim posted:Like I said in the fiber gummy thread, just add more apples and broccoli to your diet and you'll be fine This is the powdered fiber supplement thread. Gummy thread's that way --->
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Dec 7, 2025 15:09
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But I like having diarrhea 
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I eat an apple a day and it helps me move logs
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We should have a fiber contest, or challenge.
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sudonim posted:Like I said in the fiber gummy thread, just add more apples and broccoli to your diet and you'll be fine It was a banner year at the old popcorn factory.
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My wife's always after me to take magnesium and moisturize, it's pointless, I have flawless skin, why would i moisturize! Also you don't need to take metamucil if you eat a lot of good, fibrous vegetables.
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Ceciltron posted:My wife's always after me to take magnesium and moisturize, it's pointless, I have flawless skin, why would i moisturize! Doctor's report: patient died because they weren't taking enough metamucil
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I've been taking my mutagen serum as prescribed by a samurai.
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covidstomper58 posted:I've been taking my mutagen serum as prescribed by a samurai. His Metamucil levels are off the charts!
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