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this guy hosed a dolphin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwu1XfqlTgE this guy hosed a horse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQGGcb3F4KQ this guy hosed a beautiful woman from beyond the stars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9XoWl3ewag a whole lot of weird fuckers out there, loving the weirdest things. why do they it? how do they do it? haunting questions that boggle the mind—no doubt soon to be answered by freakshow goons oversharing the baroque horrors of their personal lives, here in the Official GBS Weird Fuckers Thread
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Finally a thread to post this rear end in a top hat. He had an affair with an older woman that he married. He decided he wanted to have kids, so he looked for a surrogate. quote:Following his retirement from professional cycling, Anquetil had a strong desire to father a child of his own, however, Jeanine was no longer able to conceive. Anquetil therefore suggested using a surrogate mother, someone they would pay to have their child. Jeanine, not liking the idea of a stranger who they might deprive of their child, instead went to her 18-year-old daughter Annie, who consented to the idea of having a child with her stepfather.[144] Even after their daughter, Sophie, was born in 1971, Annie and Anquetil remained in a sexual relationship while he remained happily married to Jeanine for another 12 years Weird fucker
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I’m loving your mom right now OP
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OP I would agree that all of those things are wrong and gross to gently caress, but weird? Nah. They all fall within the realm of things that gently caress and are hosed. If you want weird you'd need to find someone that fucks their keyboard, or their jet lighter, or their game pad, or their easy home fan remote controller.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m loving your mom right now OP that’s nice. she’s a lonely old lady. hope you’re having a great time hanging with her double digit menagerie of king charles spaniels. the fat ones are the best ones. they’re like little ottomans
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Funky See Funky Do posted:OP I would agree that all of those things are wrong and gross to gently caress, but weird? Nah. They all fall within the realm of things that gently caress and are hosed. here’s a lady who hosed the eiffel tower https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXlaS_jYBFQ
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Oh gently caress yeah that's so loving weird. You got any more like that?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh gently caress yeah that's so loving weird. You got any more like that? here’s a chandelier fucker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQI8d1mw3Z4
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dont post your fetishes op
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Queen Elizabeth famously died from complications of loving a horse.
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this goon hosed a goose
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The cheetah conservatory I volunteered at had a patron named Dolph. I never met him but he would come around from time to time to hang out with the cheetah he had adopted. Dolph wasn't his real name; it was short for dolphin.
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here’s a goon who loves posting about feetWaltzing Along posted:Imagine being one of the women in his films, and knowing while filming a foot scene that as soon as he is alone he's going to be jacking it, thinking about your feet. And when he shouts action, he is leering at your feet, distracted, not even paying attention to the take.
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TrashMammal posted:that’s nice. she’s a lonely old lady. hope you’re having a great time hanging with her double digit menagerie of king charles spaniels. the fat ones are the best ones. they’re like little ottomans Yup I enjoyed all of that and then I busted a fat load in her mouth and puss OP
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Yup I enjoyed all of that and then I busted a fat load in her mouth and puss OP 
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I'm vegetarian, OP.
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Yeah, I hosed it
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Grey Cat posted:Yeah, I hosed it this poster hosed a goon and liked it so much they went and bought a forums account 
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Grey Cat posted:Yeah, I hosed it [dmx voice]: Fuckin' right we did it
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The japanese man who dated a cockroach
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the keyboard goop guy.
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lipid posted:The japanese man who dated a cockroach he ate her when she died
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TrashMammal posted:here’s a chandelier fucker Oh my god that's even weirder than the last one! 
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TrashMammal posted:this poster hosed a goon and liked it so much they went and bought a forums account I hosed a goon and got the account a year later, thank you very much.
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Please don't gently caress goons
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this lady is in a polycule with the berlin wall and a guillotine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f17hZFoPiM
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TrashMammal posted:this lady is in a polycule with the berlin wall and a guillotine That’s against the rules.
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sex is fuckin gross
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I'm married to my job. Which is Jesus.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Yup I enjoyed all of that and then I busted a fat load in her mouth and puss OP Toxic Mental posted:dont post nonstop about your old lady fetishes op
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Toxic Mental posted:dont post your fetishes op The countdown to some goon submitting the type of unironic hornyposting that eventually killed the deviantART mockery thread started with OP hitting the post button
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someone post the muppet fuckers i think a lot of people have canonically hosed muppets but also there's real guys with muppet wives but the internet sucks now and i cant find the muppet fuckers
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did u try muppetfuckers.com? i haven't. just curious tho. ha ha
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some of my favorite weird fuckers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zu0vAMkpag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naymBTRdDZw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujv3LYVfj8o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRdK8DM5vhE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWQzYycyJk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlvF5LH1Kdg
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i didn't gently caress your mum OP
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Milo and POTUS posted:Please don't gently caress goons If you know of another way to create Goons In Training I'm all esrs
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i didn't gently caress your mum OP What about ops mom
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