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Brad Pitt
Nov 7, 2009

:smugdog::smugdog::smugdog::regd09:
In both Sesame Street and The Muppets universes (are they the same?) there are real actual humans, as well as "human" Muppets. Amongst the various muppet monsters, dogs, farm animals, cats, there are human muppets.

In "A Muppet Christmas Carol" miss piggy has kids with Kermit the frog. Their kids are all pigs if girls and frogs if boys. Clearly they can interbreed. But can the muppets breed with real humans? And is that how you get the human muppets? What was Jim's plan here?

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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It seems like you just answered all of your own questions

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
the vaporeon meme post but it’s about beaker

i glued my balls t
Apr 22, 2003


Can someone please ask grok to solve this mystery for us

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


This was already explained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRTjksM3YAs

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc

Brad Pitt posted:

In both Sesame Street and The Muppets universes (are they the same?) there are real actual humans, as well as "human" Muppets. Amongst the various muppet monsters, dogs, farm animals, cats, there are human muppets.

In "A Muppet Christmas Carol" miss piggy has kids with Kermit the frog. Their kids are all pigs if girls and frogs if boys. Clearly they can interbreed. But can the muppets breed with real humans? And is that how you get the human muppets? What was Jim's plan here?

Our current vice president is proof the product of a union between a muppet and a human can go far in this world

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Brad Pitt posted:

In both Sesame Street and The Muppets universes (are they the same?) there are real actual humans, as well as "human" Muppets. Amongst the various muppet monsters, dogs, farm animals, cats, there are human muppets.

In "A Muppet Christmas Carol" miss piggy has kids with Kermit the frog. Their kids are all pigs if girls and frogs if boys. Clearly they can interbreed. But can the muppets breed with real humans? And is that how you get the human muppets? What was Jim's plan here?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Some people have fuzzy felt skin. Don't be racist about it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Are there any examples of a human muppet having a muppet pet?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
They're like Pokemon

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

All the muppet babies were birthed by nanny and then they grew up OP. So a human can give birth to muppets.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Elmo is canonically a motherless bastard, despite attempts at retconning the character.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

redshirt posted:

Are there any examples of a human muppet having a muppet pet?

Do Gonzo's nonverbal chicken harem count?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





If you have sex with a muppet is it considered a hand job?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Sophy Wackles posted:

If you have sex with a muppet is it considered a hand job?

Nah you just get felt up.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

there’s no biological component it’s all a wonderful world of make believe op

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i don't think you're supposed to call them that anymore

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

There hasn't been a good muppet movie since muppet treasure island.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

titties posted:

Nah you just get felt up.

:dudsmile:

also nowhere is it implied that muppets and humans can interbreed. no characters in a muppet movie cross the muppet divide. this is because the hensons and hp lovecraft share a lot of opinions.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but maaa a a aaaan :D

So to answer your question I don't know.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

titties posted:

Nah you just get felt up.

:newlol:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


sounds like you wanna take a ride on gonzo's nose OP

you sicko

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Brad Pitt posted:


In "A Muppet Christmas Carol" miss piggy has kids with Kermit the frog. Their kids are all pigs if girls and frogs if boys.

That's not their real children. Kermit played Bob Cratchet, Miss Piggy Mrs Cratchet and Kermit's nephew Robin played Tiny Tim. It's called acting, op :rolleyes:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


it's all propaganda for vitalism

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

i glued my balls t posted:

Can someone please ask grok to solve this mystery for us

I MECHA HITLER DECLARE THAT THE MUPPETS ARE INFERIOR BEINGS TO

Yeah I turned it off from there :(

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012

First day as a muppeteer scowling at the giant "banged" pile and dwindling "unbanged" pile from towards the back of the line

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

bitterandtwisted posted:

That's not their real children. Kermit played Bob Cratchet, Miss Piggy Mrs Cratchet and Kermit's nephew Robin played Tiny Tim. It's called acting, op :rolleyes:

Here's your answer OP, and it is stinging.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Animal-form Muppets canonically look just like the animals they're based on.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
The way that Kermit is stoic and rational while everyone around him is impulsive and irrational is representative of how Jim Henson viewed himself working with others in the entertainment industry who did not share his vision for the Muppets and constantly tried to derail him early on.

Also,

https://x.com/theonion/status/1782586461235101719?s=46

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Muppets are not really the animals they are modeled after. For example, kermit isn’t a frog. You may have been tipped off to this by the fact that he can’t breathe underwater, walks on two legs, and also talks and sings and manages a theater company.

So human-modeled muppets are not really humans. Just felt-skinned abominations

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).


Muppet is a portmanteau of Man and Puppet OP. A Muppet is a grotesque abomination born of man’s hubris and disdain for the rules of nature.

TheMightyMinotaur
Dec 21, 2012

I thought it was monster and puppet

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 2, 2004

titties posted:

Nah you just get felt up.

:)

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Brad Pitt posted:

In both Sesame Street and The Muppets universes (are they the same?) there are real actual humans, as well as "human" Muppets. Amongst the various muppet monsters, dogs, farm animals, cats, there are human muppets.

In "A Muppet Christmas Carol" miss piggy has kids with Kermit the frog. Their kids are all pigs if girls and frogs if boys. Clearly they can interbreed. But can the muppets breed with real humans? And is that how you get the human muppets? What was Jim's plan here?

Sesame Street and the Muppets exist in the same universe. The Muppets are entertainers and in A Muppet Christmas Carol, they are actors portraying the characters from the Charles Dickens story.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

The Management posted:

Muppets are not really the animals they are modeled after. For example, kermit isn’t a frog. You may have been tipped off to this by the fact that he can’t breathe underwater, walks on two legs, and also talks and sings and manages a theater company.

So human-modeled muppets are not really humans. Just felt-skinned abominations


Frogs can't breathe underwater

What even is this post

gently caress

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).


TheMightyMinotaur posted:

I thought it was monster and puppet

That’s what they want you to believe

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

kermit is a frog. it's in his name

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Are the brothers in The Muppets 2011 related by blood?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Kermit the Frog rides a bicycle in Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas and The Great Muppet Caper.

I don’t really think frogs can ride bicycles, can they?

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

kermit is a frog. it's in his name

This poster thinks Steven Miller makes flour

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