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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:


Getting twisted on dollaritas and ordering a rutti tutti fresh and fruity

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Does the Applebee's have a bar? I've never seen an IHOP with a bar and that is the only think I can imagine it is contributing.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
hot-plopplbee's

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Im at the Applebees Im at the IHOP Im at the combination Applebees IHOP
the combination made my eyes bleed

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

WELCOME TO APHOLBEEP

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008



Gravy Boat 2k

Nooner posted:



Getting twisted on dollaritas and ordering a rutti tutti fresh and fruity

Happy for you, Nooner, this is a blessing

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ihoapplebeesp

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gently caress them Applebee's. gently caress them ihop

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


ApplePees more like

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

istewart posted:

hot-plopplbee's

I want to play but the platonic ideal has already been reached.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven


I’ve got that pancake smell,
I’ve got that burger smell,
I’ve got that combination
Pancake and burger smell

i glued my balls t
Apr 22, 2003


Holy poo poo

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Does IHOP not already serve burgers? Feels like a cheap, high-margin item to add to their menu on their existing grill.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

IHO

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Three Olives posted:

Does IHOP not already serve burgers? Feels like a cheap, high-margin item to add to their menu on their existing grill.

IHOP does not serve dollaritas I think this is the marketing strategy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

IHOP always be stankin like somebody toes. Yeeyuck!!!

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Welcome to the Ipple-Bop!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Endless mimosas and endless pancakes?

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

The only thing that ends will be you

drowning in endless mimosas, smothered beneath infinite pancakes

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM
A-HOLE BLEEP PIPS

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Ihop growing up had international flags hanging everywhere and foreign currency displayed on the walls and the most magical thing of all

BOYSENBERRY

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Rubber Chicken posted:

Ihop growing up had international flags hanging everywhere and foreign currency displayed on the walls and the most magical thing of all

BOYSENBERRY

And you HATED them for it!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

This isn't even a real berry!! It's loving bullshit!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Sitting at the bar demolishing a stack with a couple Miller Lites to wash it down sounds p good to me

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Your pancakes will be right out. We're microwaving some wings right now, so once their done we'll nuke your breakfast. Can I get you a refill?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:



Getting twisted on dollaritas and ordering a rutti tutti fresh and fruity

Finally a place that ensures I never have to go outside

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

MEIN RAVEN posted:

I’ve got that pancake smell,
I’ve got that burger smell,
I’ve got that combination
Pancake and burger smell

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake
Get some short stack pancakeson the top, too
Two straws, two checks, girl, I got you

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I was going to open a Waffle House with a Bennigan’s attached but a Waffle House with alcohol was considered uninsurable.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Finally! Some place I have margaritas and waffles without feeling self-conscious.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Finally I can get a Denver Omelette and chicken tenders on the same plate.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
eating good in the HOPterhoood

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

one time some friends and i drove to a star terek convention and it was a lot smaller and mroe bring than i had anticipated so we walked across the street to applebees and got hammered on cheap long island ice teas then went back to teh convention and it was a lot more fun. thx applebees

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

I'm for this. This is the kind of thing we have a society for in the first place, foundational.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
I've posted it before but there's a combo Taco Bell / Long John Silvers that somehow fails at being both

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AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Anderson Koopa posted:

I've posted it before but there's a combo Taco Bell / Long John Silvers that somehow fails at being both

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They are asking a question and I am answering: yes. yes I am.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

AcidCat posted:

They are asking a question and I am answering: yes. yes I am.

I'd suggest going somewhere else in that instance:

quote:

Staff was frustrated from the instant that we said we were ordering long John's. Order was missing items which we went back up to ask for and they still never brought the items out ended up just asking for a refund and they still tried to short me handing back the wrong amount of cash and not even putting it throigh the system. Food was ridiculously salty and overcooked. Definitely not worth it, don't risk it.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Anderson Koopa posted:

I've posted it before but there's a combo Taco Bell / Long John Silvers that somehow fails at being both

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We have to go deeper

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Is A&W the same company as Taco Bell? I want some corn dog nuggets and a chalupa in the same bag.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Rubber Chicken posted:

We have to go deeper



:eyepop:

Brb ordering more hypertension meds.

Also you can possibly order the Mexican Pizza, Pizza Hut, and the chizza (chicken pizza) all in one place

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

big nipples big life posted:

Is A&W the same company as Taco Bell? I want some corn dog nuggets and a chalupa in the same bag.



No but you can get terrible fish and mediocre root beer

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