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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's loving bullshit that those disks that turn your toilet water blue also are bad for the toilet and break it. I want blue toilet water dammit and now what the gently caress am I supposed to do? Gotta blast some food coloring in there every time I flush? I'm pissed the gently caress off

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arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
water is blue op

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

is it the toilet duck, is it here

12092025
Dec 9, 2025

by Pragmatica
the toliet that airrates and generates with every flush

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.

Grimey Drawer
I didn't know the blue toilet water discs broke your toilet.

But get yourself some of these

Only registered members can see post attachments!

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Anderson Koopa posted:

I didn't know the blue toilet water discs broke your toilet.

Quick somebody tell 3O I bet he uses those things

i glued my balls t
Apr 22, 2003


I heard big dick nooner cant use the blue toilet water cuz his dick is so big it droops into the water and then turns his dick blue

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

AcidCat posted:

Quick somebody tell 3O I bet he uses those things

How many toilets you reckon he has?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

He IS hot stuff. You should see him skateboard
If you have a blue light in your bathroom it makes your pee glow bright fluorescent yellow. Maybe you could find a similar way to make it look blue.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

He IS hot stuff. You should see him skateboard
I switched my bathroom to blue lights and I feel like Tron every time I piss

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Anderson Koopa posted:

How many toilets you reckon he has?

Well there's definitely one he never uses and is just a showcase for upscale toilet decor.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Anderson Koopa posted:

I didn't know the blue toilet water discs broke your toilet.

But get yourself some of these

Only registered members can see post attachments!

The blue ones don’t. The white bleach discs gently caress up all the rubber.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

toilet stickies are where it's at. keeps all the cleaners below the seals and safely in the bowl

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Shitter's full, rubber got hosed up by all the toilet duck

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.

Grimey Drawer

deep dish peat moss posted:

I switched my bathroom to blue lights and I feel like Tron every time I piss

Hell yeah

AcidCat posted:

Shitter's full, rubber got hosed up by all the toilet duck

There's a pretty good Toy Story short set in a bathroom with a rubber duck

Szyznyk posted:

The blue ones don’t. The white bleach discs gently caress up all the rubber.

:tipshat: Good to know!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

wtf do you mean they're bad for your toilet? How did it break?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Just use the blue fluid they pour on tampons

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Just use the blue fluid they pour on tampons

That's Powerade Arctic Blast

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

OP please answer! I'm in a panic. I literally just dropped two of those discs in which is double the recommended dose. Is my toilet going to die?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


wait is it one of those blue things in a small plastic holder you hang on the inside of your toilet bowl? is my toilet in danger?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

wait is it one of those blue things in a small plastic holder you hang on the inside of your toilet bowl? is my toilet in danger?

Your toilet is now 20% likely to become a Mimic and bite your fanny

What precisely that means depends on what county you're in and your specific anatomy

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


it will turn into an immigrant and steal my social security :argh:

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

toilet crimes

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
Honestly loving same op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

wait is it one of those blue things in a small plastic holder you hang on the inside of your toilet bowl? is my toilet in danger?

those things suck if you’re gonna destroy your toilet get the tank puck

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).


Why bother it just turns green when you piss in it

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


You gotta start eating some blue crayons to make your piss match

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The bidet in the primary bedroom bathroom has a little blue light it shines but it's not the same as actual blue water :sigh:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
I used to have one of those motion sensor disco toilet lights that was pretty fun but I think the wife threw it away :rolleyes:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Get a blue toilet idiots

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


deep dish peat moss posted:

I switched my bathroom to blue lights and I feel like Tron every time I piss

Coolest thing I heard this week and unlikely I'll hear anything cooler in the next two days

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

You know there are bidets that don't need a water hookup and just draw from a bottle.

Hook one up to a Gatorade bottle o blue.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

covidstomper58 posted:

You know there are bidets that don't need a water hookup and just draw from a bottle

No

But I can wash my rear end with sparkling seltzer?

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
:lol: I'm thinkin about a blue dick now, just like Shrek. :lol:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Plop plop,
fizz fizz.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Rubber Chicken posted:

No

But I can wash my rear end with sparkling seltzer?

If you use a bulbed hose you can chainfire it with boba tea.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pimpadelic
Does anyone have their email

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Nooner posted:

It's loving bullshit that those disks that turn your toilet water blue also are bad for the toilet and break it. I want blue toilet water dammit and now what the gently caress am I supposed to do? Gotta blast some food coloring in there every time I flush? I'm pissed the gently caress off

The blue water is good at mini golf but not in the home toilet? How does this technology not transfer?


It's fukcing bullshit!!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

AcidCat posted:

Quick somebody tell 3O I bet he uses those things

Tacky.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Low Class

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