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King of Computers
Nov 17, 2025

HAIL TO DA KING BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ygFFs0B1cg

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King of Computers
Nov 17, 2025

HAIL TO DA KING BABY
this really is what it's like to have 2 computers

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
that's wild op

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
2 computers is not enough computers.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
I only have 1 computer :(

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I have two computers but that is just in my kitchen.

King of Computers
Nov 17, 2025

HAIL TO DA KING BABY

goatface posted:

2 computers is not enough computers.

the big step is going from 1 to 2, which is why it's so exciting

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

big nipples big life posted:

I only have 1 computer :(

I got 2 work computers plugged into a KVM cuz im like that dude in the matrix…meatball

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
I have 4, at times up to 5, computers, and let me tell ya it's not all it's cracked up to be

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Who elected you king of computers anyway OP? I feel like I would have remembered such a thing happening.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What's a computer?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


2 computers, 3 olives

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

redshirt posted:

What's a computer?

It's a machine with attitude

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).


I wish there were zero computer

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



nice post OP [fumbles for report button]

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012

redshirt posted:

What's a computer?

A miserable pile of sex appeal

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

milled by a vibe coded CNC bot using some type of terrible LLM that was trained on stolen stack overflow dot com posts
Upset Trowel
is a raspberry pi a computer,
because then I have many computers.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Personally I think 2 computers is only enough to make you a baron, or perhaps a duke of computers

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

One computer for posting, the other computer for reading posts

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I wish there were zero computer

for all the good computer has done, the bad probably outweighs it. I concur.

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

One computer for posting, the other computer for reading posts

Some serious making GBS threads out one butt wiping the other energy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We are all eating on the toilet

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
the ram for 2 computers now costs more than 4 computers

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Rob your local datacentre.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's 2 many computers

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

redshirt posted:

What's a computer?

A mistake that plugs into the wall

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM
I just want them to figure how to make my phone a computer, I hate this Android bullshit so much.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007

no u idiot donkeys are the real robots
Grimey Drawer

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM
A miserable pile of code.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's one of the nice ladies in the office who does all of the difficult calculations.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).


ded posted:

the ram for 2 computers now costs more than 4 computers

I breed my own ram down at the ranch

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
only the ultra rich can afford the ram ranch now.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
one must transcend the shackles of hierarchy, material, capital and the roles they demand. one must become the ram ranch.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


compooter

coincidence?

Stay Alright
Sep 18, 2024

We'll use the computer to find the most efficient route

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007

no u idiot donkeys are the real robots
Grimey Drawer
Is that supposed to just be a still image?

Stay Alright
Sep 18, 2024

Cousin Todd posted:

Is that supposed to just be a still image?

We need digital noise reduction

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

My old computer I built in 2020, I finally built a new one because it didn't support TPM2.0 for 11 Windows.

So I'm thinking I should loot some parts out of the old one and move it to a hip hop operating system, and while I'm looking in the case I see a suspicious connector.

Turns out that there is a TPM2.0 module you can buy for it, which I ordered. Now I have to find a use for a second battlestation.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012
Two!?! S... such power!

AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :goku:

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
(guy from the 1970s voice) I rather think there will soon be some universities that have 2 computers.

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