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Copy of a copy
Nov 14, 2024
Last year we had a thread for people to post their goals in.

This year I didn't see a re-run of that thread so I have made this one!

Post your 2026 personal goals here!

Let's. Get. Aspirational!

My 2026 goals:

- Continue transing myself
- Get my money situation better figured out
- Do a 30km trail run (I have already signed up for it, just need to train more)
- Cultivate thrifting as a habit

Everybody else, what are your goals?

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Get Any Job

That's about it

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
launching my new radio show

Only registered members can see post attachments!

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
Yea I'm gonna lose weight this year, somehow

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

take at least two shits

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING

AEMINAL posted:

Get Any Job

That's about it

This, seriously. :smith:

Also learn more Spanish and keep up the daily exercise on the rowing machine.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




thinkin to go for the world record

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNGClJV92h8

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Pay off the Christmas 2025 debt in time to accrue the Christmas 2026 debt.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
Finish writing book.

Get published.

Win powerball.

Get all my ducks in a row so that I can leave the usa with my family of 5.

Four chicks at the same time.

Kill the internet.

Beat Mizurna Falls.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i stopped doing yearly goals a while ago as i do nothing but disappoint myself lol

AEMINAL posted:

Get Any Job

That's about it


having said that i'll take this or a lottery win plz

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I'm going to eat more burritos next year

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010
Gonna roll down a big hill

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

weener joke
I wanna get my passport and see more of the world. More of the US too. I’ve been to like a dozen state parks this past year and I’d like to visit more of them.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

More Big rear end Salads

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

redshirt posted:

More Big rear end Salads

Okay this one I can get behind.

Maybe do a little rocket cultivation on my balcony as well..

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Nah I'm just going to vibe.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Not die.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i'm going to orgasm 5.50% more frequently

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Survive.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Get the gently caress out of the USA

Copy of a copy
Nov 14, 2024

AEMINAL posted:

Okay this one I can get behind.

Maybe do a little rocket cultivation on my balcony as well..

Ohhh I was gonna do container gardening again, that might be a fun one to add. At the very least a few herbs would be nice.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Become queerer.
Become sexier.
Become buffer.


Also

The Management posted:

Get the gently caress out of the USA

This is under the works, hopefully we'll get good news in a couple months.

mystes
May 31, 2006

kntfkr posted:

Get all my ducks in a row so that I can leave the usa with my family of 5.

Four chicks at the same time.
really going all in for this waterfowl thing, huh

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

-Lose a little weight and ramp up strength training to have some real muscle definition
-Ramp up from walking into running. Join a race eventually?
-Find other ways to improve fitness
-Find a new job and get the hell out of the sinking ship I'm on
-Get my new garage and porch addition built
-Take a road trip to the Smokey Mountains
-Reduce drinking to like once a month

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My main goal is to blow up, then act like I don't know nobody.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



A CRAB IRL posted:

I'm going to eat more burritos next year

I don't generally like to focus on year-end resolutions, but this is the kind of goal that feels attainable. I'm hereby joining team More Burritos 2026 :toot:

irish lald
Oct 1, 2025

mmmm, boot!

Sphincter power!

mystes
May 31, 2006

I think I have eaten zero burritos in 2025 so maybe I should do more burritos next year too

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My main goal is to blow up, then act like I don't know nobody.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

The Management posted:

Get the gently caress out of the USA


Grey Cat posted:


This is under the works, hopefully we'll get good news in a couple months.

Where y'all aiming?

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Getting into kettlebells.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Soccer goal from like midfield would be sweet

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


kntfkr posted:

Where y'all aiming?

Australia at least for a few years maybe more, just waiting on some of the last visa paperwork to come.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Thinking about losing my virginity.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

Grey Cat posted:

Australia at least for a few years maybe more, just waiting on some of the last visa paperwork to come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjWRsxbt1OM

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART



thought about this but seems ambitious

The Bible
May 8, 2010

If it goes pretty well maybe I can disappear into those tunnels under Las Vegas.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.
Try to get my ex gf to come to NA meetings with me.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what happened to the guy who posted the goals thread last year, anyway? did he die?

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Summarily executed for not fulfilling each one

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