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I’m a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but they’re all guys. I don’t really have any women in my life. Well that’s not entirely true. I have a sister, Laurie. Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating, everyone except for my clique. Anyways, lately, my friends have started getting girlfriends, I’m really happy for them, but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies, and frankly, I’m jealous. Last week my friend James called me up to tell me that he had just gone down on his girlfriend, for the first time. He said it was really cool. He’s been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time, to “reap the rewards of having a woman” as he puts it. I don’t think I’m ready. Well, its not that I’m not ready, I’m just not in a position of getting a woman. Anyways, back to what this is all about. I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up, talking about how cool vaginas are, well, I’ve been curious, thanks to DPPH I know all about their construction, but, well, the Internet doesn’t lend itself to transferring smells. I’ll just say it. For the last couple of days, I’ve been going into my sister’s laundry, and smelling her panties. It’s not too hard; I just say I’m doing a load of wash, or wait for everyone to leave, and then go into her hamper. I’m in no way sexually attracted to my sister; this doesn’t have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of vagina, and she has one. I don’t think this is too wrong, but I’m afraid to ask my friends if they have done it. Is this normal?
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WHAT THE gently caress
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Mar 10, 2003 04:12
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You should have stuck with the blank thread.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:13
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:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
http://www.calwong.org
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Mar 10, 2003 04:13
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No.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:13
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You're like 12, aren't you? loving kill yourself you miserable piece of poo poo.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:13
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NO. NO NO NO NO NO. For the love of god, take Macpike's fat chick. Jesus christ, you're better off smelling dog vagina than your sister's panties. PUT THEM DOWN, WOMAN. GO GET YOURSELF A FAT CHICK IF YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:14
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This did not excite me. I feel all dirty.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:14
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g'night everybody!
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Mar 10, 2003 04:14
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What. I hope this is a gimmick.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:14
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:megamon:
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Mar 10, 2003 04:15
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you took a wrong turn, friend. http://www.allaboutsex.org I can't believe you people are falling for this either
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Mar 10, 2003 04:15
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quote:Life is Eat and Die came out of the closet to say: Yeah. That about says it.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:15
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Hahahaha. This thread is great.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:15
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This thread makes me feel itchy and dirty. You're a horrible loving human being.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:16
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That's hosed up, she's your own sister. Go smell some other pussies.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:16
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<(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
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Dear lord, this is brilliant. Utterly brilliant. Its like the early writings of Zarbot7.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:16
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Well I came.
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quote:Life is Eat and Die came out of the closet to say: :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
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Mar 10, 2003 04:16
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no, it's not ok. sorry.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:17
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No.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:17
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This got me pretty hot.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:18
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This thread scares me in ways I have never been scared before.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:18
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Hahah youre a furry and since furries will never ever ever touch a female you have to get off to your sister hahahahahaha
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Mar 10, 2003 04:18
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This is perfectly healthy he's not loving his sister he is just curious and exploring. Stop being judgemental you jerks. :(
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Mar 10, 2003 04:19
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Mar 10, 2003 04:19
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On my block this is hosed up.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:19
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Hey, are you sure they're your sister's? Maybe they're your mom's. Be sure and ask. Edit: Now that I think about this... I figure if he's willing to tell strangers on the internet, someday he'll get very drunk and tell HER. And then they'll have a beautiful family of web-footed children with no eyes. lets be best friends okay fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Mar 10, 2003 |
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Mar 10, 2003 04:20
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This is the best thread ever!
♫•*¨*•¸♫♪.•**♫♪ ♫•*¨*•¸♫
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Mar 10, 2003 04:20
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It's only ok if she's cute, post pic.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:20
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HAHAHA! And No.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:20
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I knew there had to be some incest twist the second he mentioned having a sister. Find Girlfriend. Fast.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:22
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i knew it was gonna be really bad when this was said:quote:I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. as much as i wanted to throw up, i really want a follow up post pls. lol. hay guys
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Mar 10, 2003 04:22
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quote:Redfox came out of the closet to say: for the love of sand no it is not
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Mar 10, 2003 04:22
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quote:Redfox came out of the closet to say: .... :megamon::megamon::megamon:  dude seriously, stop smellin your sisters panties, and seek immediate professional help.
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Mar 10, 2003 04:23
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Lowtax rated me a 900 hundred
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Mar 10, 2003 04:23
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I really, REALLY wish I can just post "what" for this thread. It certainly deserves just... "what."
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Mar 10, 2003 04:24
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:monocle:* *:2monocle:** **:megamon: ...
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Mar 10, 2003 04:24
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Hey Fiwer.. How ya been doin', man?
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That is perfectly normal. I smell my sisters and my cousins panties all the time! Don't pay attention to these assholes, they are just trying to discourage you. Ps. Rate this thread a five!
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Mar 10, 2003 04:25
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- This isn't a warning, this is a threat.