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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > I work in a mental hospital....
Dan
Nov 26, 2002

Victim of reality
Im going to give you a 5 just for the "land of aborted jesus fetuses and sunbeams" line, but MSpaints would have made it a 10.

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Dan
Nov 26, 2002

Victim of reality

quote:

Serotonin came out of the closet to say:

I may post some stories too if you don't mind

Please do, zany work stories are :cool:

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Dan
Nov 26, 2002

Victim of reality

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Colton came out of the closet to say:

Adult psych patient. I think she was around on the night of the fire alarm drill, so ever since the drill she thought that the building was on fire. In the middle of the night she would wig out and pull the alarm.

The fire department must love you guys. I imagine nutbars unable to resists the break glass to press (hell, I find it hard to resist myself when I see one) would result in one heck of a lot of false calls.

Do the FD ring you guys up to confirm before rocking over with 3 trucks every 15 minutes?

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