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Esco
Jan 18, 2003


So far he has proof that not only is he the great grandson of the man who invented coca-cola, but he has met the man with the gun in the famous exacution picture you guys seem to love to photoshop.
Tomorrow I will try and get his picture scanned that he has of him and the dude with the gun.
Do you know anyone famous by one degree?

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lungfish
Oct 3, 2000


No, but I know this dude whose teacher is the great-grandson of the guy who made Coca-Cola

Esco
Jan 18, 2003


Funny story, my teacher, Dave Candler (I think thats how it's spelt), is niether rich, nor gets free coke. His great-grandfather sold the company for 80 mill back then, and founded schools and paid for atlantas sewer system. Dave was born in Atlanta, and his dad was in the military.

Google
Jul 17, 2001


Be careful, it's always the cool teachers that end up being the kiddy fiddlers :ninja:

Esco
Jan 18, 2003


I am 17, and would kick his rear end if he tried that.
He also plays GTA3 and Vice City, Morrowind, Diablo2, and planetside.

Bad Meat
Jun 17, 2003

by Lowtax


Wow, you mean he does all the things that teenagers like to do? Cool, maybe you should just go over to his house and play some gaymes with him.

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therapy
Jun 12, 2001

Living the dream


quote:

Esco came out of the closet to say:
I am 17, and would kick his rear end if he tried that.
He also plays GTA3 and Vice City, Morrowind, Diablo2, and planetside.

Does he have a windowless van that he claims is full of candy?

If so, I should warn you that the only candy it contains is sorrow and regret.

The Amazing Rando!
May 20, 2001

Winner: Best Poster from Massachusetts, 2007


quote:

therapy came out of the closet to say:

If so, I should warn you that the only candy it contains is sorrow and regret.

You forgot Caramel.

Dane Napalm
May 7, 2002

Fat Brad approves!

quote:

Esco came out of the closet to say:
I am 17, and would kick his rear end if he tried that.
He also plays GTA3 and Vice City, Morrowind, Diablo2, and planetside.

You sound a little obsessed with him.

Does he also shake and cough?


You know, like the man in that book by Nabokov.

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

quote:

The Amazing Rando! came out of the closet to say:


You forgot Caramel.
everyone forgets caramel

poor caramel

Detritus
May 4, 2002


quote:

Esco came out of the closet to say:
I am 17, and would kick his rear end if he tried that.
He also plays GTA3 and Vice City, Morrowind, Diablo2, and planetside.

I think your teacher is a gimmick, dude.

Fragmaster
Dec 1, 2000

nerdshoe

Hey Esco, I found this MP3 of you reading your thread

node9
May 24, 2003


quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:
Hey Esco, I found this MP3 of you reading your thread


LOL!!

Esco
Jan 18, 2003


Wow, you guys seem to hate me...

Fragmaster
Dec 1, 2000

nerdshoe

quote:

Esco came out of the closet to say:
Wow, you guys seem to hate me...

What makes you say that oh look it is another MP3

Epic Proportions
Apr 17, 2002

I love the powerglove, it's so bad.

quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:


What makes you say that oh look it is another MP3
:cool:

Necro-tron
Jan 12, 2003



I'm a direct descendent of Francis "Swamp Fox" Marion, a SC Revolutionary War hero. My family still owns what's left of his land that the government has already grabbed.

Please ignore the idiocy of my above statements.

Exorcism Tongs
Mar 20, 2004

by OMGWTFBBQ


quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:
Hey Esco, I found this MP3 of you reading your thread

:lol:

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The foster
Jun 22, 2003
Just because I'm not born yet, doesn't mean I won't slap you in the nuts

quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:
Hey Esco, I found this MP3 of you reading your thread

wow, thats....kinda funny

poor esco

Mako
Apr 22, 2001



quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:
Hey Esco, I found this MP3 of you reading your thread
ahhahahahahhaha

oxxiox
May 27, 2002

by Lowtax


i love you fragmaster

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Slimey Sue
Jul 11, 2002


quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:
Hey Esco, I found this MP3 of you reading your thread

HAHAHAHAHA

Esco
Jan 18, 2003


quote:

Necro-tron came out of the closet to say:
I'm a direct descendent of Francis "Swamp Fox" Marion, a SC Revolutionary War hero. My family still owns what's left of his land that the government has already grabbed.
I thought Swamp Fox was an American Revelutionary hero :confused:
Care to link to this guy???

Scud
Apr 2, 2002

disposable assassin

quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:


What makes you say that oh look it is another MP3

that was a nice "woah" :cool:

Fufo
Apr 23, 2002

UNEXPECTED!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Thanks, Fragmaster.

Torquemada era un jula.

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

I <3 you Frags, never leave us again.

oops wrong forum
May 21, 2002

heh, you think you can withstand the power of my solarbeam?

quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:


What makes you say that oh look it is another MP3
from worst thread to best in record time


IK sticky plz

Mook
Sep 24, 2002


sounds like a rapist, really cool.

Pussy Haunter
Sep 9, 2001


that was pretty funny + I'm exhausted and laugh will at anything



The pussy I'm haunting is you, bitch.

Trampus
Sep 28, 2001

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here.

quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:


What makes you say that oh look it is another MP3

Oh poo poo, you gave me my asthma.

elf pr0n
Oct 13, 2002

They fucking better have lemon cakes.


quote:

Wrathraven came out of the closet to say:



IK sticky plz

Necro-tron
Jan 12, 2003



quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:
Hey Esco, I found this MP3 of you reading your thread

Hey, you cut off part of the year. I'LL NEVER KNOW WHEN HE JOINED!!!

Please ignore the idiocy of my above statements.

Exorcism Tongs
Mar 20, 2004

by OMGWTFBBQ


quote:

Wrathraven came out of the closet to say:
IK sticky plz

i wish i could :(

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Wompa164
Jul 19, 2001

Don't write ghouls.


Fragmaster, that was pretty hot :cool:

eclipse
Mar 12, 2003

It's gone rather dark all of a sudden...

If ONLY I could make flash movies...

dork
Sep 13, 2000
Forum Veteran

I'M A COOL GUY

chime_on
Jul 27, 2001


your teacher is a direct descendant of He-Man. huh?

Necro-tron
Jan 12, 2003



quote:

Esco came out of the closet to say:

I thought Swamp Fox was an American Revelutionary hero :confused:
Care to link to this guy???

SC = South Carolina, one of the original 13 colonies. So yes he is an American Revolutionary hero.

Google time: http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/1786/swampfox.html

Please ignore the idiocy of my above statements.

notlodar
Sep 11, 2001



that second one is scary you guys :(

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Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!



quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:


What makes you say that oh look it is another MP3

Better get your throat checked, Esco. It sounds like you're coughing up a lung at the end there.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention 5.