My teacher is pretty cool.

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Esco: Jan 18, 2003

So far he has proof that not only is he the great grandson of the man who invented coca-cola, but he has met the man with the gun in the famous exacution picture you guys seem to love to photoshop.
Tomorrow I will try and get his picture scanned that he has of him and the dude with the gun.
Do you know anyone famous by one degree?

# ¿ Jun 22, 2003 21:40

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 18:05

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

Funny story, my teacher, Dave Candler (I think thats how it's spelt), is niether rich, nor gets free coke. His great-grandfather sold the company for 80 mill back then, and founded schools and paid for atlantas sewer system. Dave was born in Atlanta, and his dad was in the military.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2003 21:44

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

I am 17, and would kick his rear end if he tried that.
He also plays GTA3 and Vice City, Morrowind, Diablo2, and planetside.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2003 21:50

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

Wow, you guys seem to hate me...

# ¿ Jun 22, 2003 22:06

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

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Necro-tron came out of the closet to say:
I'm a direct descendent of Francis "Swamp Fox" Marion, a SC Revolutionary War hero. My family still owns what's left of his land that the government has already grabbed.

I thought Swamp Fox was an American Revelutionary hero :confused:
Care to link to this guy???

# ¿ Jun 22, 2003 22:13

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

:( You guys should be nicer. I try and be serious and I get laughed at.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2003 22:50

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

quote:

Fragmaster came out of the closet to say:

Again, if you change two letters in "Esco" you get "Euro" and they sure as hell have similar voices.

That's not my voice in the Mp3...

# ¿ Jun 22, 2003 22:52

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Exorcism Tongs came out of the closet to say:

christ you're stupid.

gb2fyad

# ¿ Jun 22, 2003 22:58

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

well if this is the way you guys respond, I won't tell you about the other cool people that I know.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2003 00:18

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Detritus came out of the closet to say:

I hope you die, Esco. If you get banned one more time, please take the hint and don't reregister.

Just for that I am NEVER going to leave,

# ¿ Jun 23, 2003 00:32

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

because a lot of people requested me to open and bump this thread...

# ¿ Jun 25, 2003 00:36

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Orbital came out of the closet to say:

Thanks dude, your a pretty :cool: guy, and I would give you my kidney if you needed or wanted it in a second.

fixed

# ¿ Jun 25, 2003 00:42

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

I just listened to the MP3s, and I realized that he was really running out of poo poo to say. Voted 1

# ¿ Jun 25, 2003 00:50

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Linguica came out of the closet to say:
Wait, this is the same ebonics-talking esco, right dawg?

What are you talking about? I do not remember this.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2003 01:50

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

I am not a lier!

# ¿ Jun 27, 2003 02:03

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

No pictures becuase I forgot to and you guys were kinda mean.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2003 17:13

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ShadowDRat came out of the closet to say:
Esco, just sit back and bask in the fact that you have been immortalized in SA forum history.

If someone makes a Flash anim (I'm very tempted) of Frag's mp3s then you'll be famous. Women* will flock to you like mad.

_{*people who like to point and laugh}

That wasn't my aim. :(
Fragmaster is kinda a jerk.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2003 22:49

Esco: Jan 18, 2003

That looks NOTHING like me.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2003 22:58

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Supar Tom came out of the closet to say:

I thought you got banned, furry.

Re-regged, and I am not a furry.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2003 23:28

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lucidish came out of the closet to say:
I like you Esco :) :)

My name is Casey, not bob.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2003 23:50

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 18:05

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quote:

Oz_Bonus came out of the closet to say:

I had no isp for a few weeks and when I come back this is the first thread I open. Thank you Something Awful, thank you.

So far the only thing that has made me laugh.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2003 01:23

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