A review of the Hentai game review of princess maker.

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MrRock: Apr 10, 2002; "I always knew I could find love in another mans ass."

just wanted to say lol

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Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

I think this is the most succesful SA Old Game Club game ever.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:36

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Stupid; Bread Liar

I was depressed for a second there when I saw the "Close Thread" picture. Now the depression is lifted!

Now I'm off to buy Harvest Moon: Friends Of Mineral Town for the GBA. Huzzah!

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:36

Method Loser: Oct 10, 2001

Saved by Stanford

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:38

FIRE CURES BIGOTS: Aug 26, 2002; by Y Kant Ozma Post

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elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:
[B]You may not classify Princess Maker 2 as a hentai game, but it is most definitely a hentai game.

No its not a hentai game. If it was a hentai game then it would be all about sex. The "weird cross-species sex" is between a human and a dragon assuming human form. You make it sound as though she gets raped by a dog. Also the underage nudity is burried so deeply that no one could realistically say that seeing your daughters breast is the focus of the game. Not every culture places female mamaries as a great taboo like our culture does.

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Also you might want to take note of the fact that I repeatedly and specifically mention alternatives to cake and fish.

If you had the slightest bit of skill at the game you have the daughter rest at the end of each month. Stress is easy to deal with without making her gain weight. (I will however concede that the game has a terrible standard about what qualifies as "fat".)

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FIRE CURES BIGOTS fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Nov 13, 2003

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Binbin: Jul 15, 2003

This thread needs a compilation of video-game based macros.

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Siphon3D: May 19, 2003

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Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:

:911:

:fap:

toot

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:39

Method Loser: Oct 10, 2001

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

No its not a hentai game. If it was a hentai game then it would be all about sex. The "weird cross-species sex" is between a human and a dragon assuming human form. You make it sound as though she gets raped by a dog. Also the underage nudity is burried so deeply that no one could realistically say that seeing your daughters breast is the focus of the game. Not every culture places female mamaries as a great taboo like our culture does.

If you had the slightest bit of skill at the game you would be having the duaghter rest at the end of each month. Stress is easy to deal with without making her gain weight. (I will however concede that the game has a terrible standard about what qualifies as "fat".)

o rly

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:39

FIRE CURES BIGOTS: Aug 26, 2002; by Y Kant Ozma Post

EDIT

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FIRE CURES BIGOTS fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Nov 13, 2003

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:39

Method Loser: Oct 10, 2001

quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:

Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

I don't think you're too smart

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:40

Ben: Mar 18, 2001; IF YOU'RE CRIPPLED, DON'T COME TO MY GOON MEETS. I'LL TOSS YOUR CRUTCHES IN THE LAKE

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Fire came out of the closet to say:
If you had the slightest bit of skill at the game you would be having the duaghter rest at the end of each month.

Oh snap, I think he's calling EPG out.

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:40

FIRE CURES BIGOTS: Aug 26, 2002; by Y Kant Ozma Post

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Kezef came out of the closet to say:

Yes, I'm sure that is the only reason.

Thanks for misquoting me.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:41

Crass: Mar 22, 2002; enjoy the show

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Fire came out of the closet to say:
Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

This thread just took a turn for the better.

Also, post review of Stanford plz

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:41

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

Gahahahahaahaha. Dude, look at the username of that "idiot" that posted the frog.

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:41

MrRock: Apr 10, 2002; "I always knew I could find love in another mans ass."

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

ATTENTION ON DECK, WE HAVE UH-OH

REPEAT WE HAVE UH-OH

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:41

Kezef: Jul 11, 2003; insert witty phrase and/or large red text here.

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF IDIOTS BECUZ U WEIGH 2000 LBS LOLLERS

more like full of idiot am i rite?

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:41

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Stupid; Bread Liar

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

No its not a hentai game.

You're taking this game way, WAY too seriously dude. It's a loving Japanese SEX GAME.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:42

tehSpades: Apr 16, 2002

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

what you got against frogs now?

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:42

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

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Fire came out of the closet to say:
Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

that's what we call a nail in the coffin, pard

ps. ever try the secret clothes which turns the little girl naked?! NO HENTAI GAME HERE, OH BOY, NOPE NOPE NOPE

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:42

Ben: Mar 18, 2001; IF YOU'RE CRIPPLED, DON'T COME TO MY GOON MEETS. I'LL TOSS YOUR CRUTCHES IN THE LAKE

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

I hereby claim this as the funniest Games thread ever.

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:43

Daryl Surat: Apr 6, 2002; I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!

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Fire came out of the closet to say:
Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

Posts like this are the result of smoking weed and being a TCC poster

ps: even ADTRW hates you

Anime World Order: my podcast about Japanese cartoons and comicbooks. Yeah, this is about as nerdy as life gets.

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:43

elpintogrande: Sep 3, 2000

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

No its not a hentai game. If it was a hentai game then it would be all about sex. The "weird cross-species sex" is between a human and a dragon assuming human form. You make it sound as though she gets raped by a dog. Also the underage nudity is burried so deeply that no one could realistically say that seeing your daughters breast is the focus of the game. Not every culture places female mamaries as a great taboo like our culture does.

If you had the slightest bit of skill at the game you would be having the duaghter rest at the end of each month. Stress is easy to deal with without making her gain weight. (I will however concede that the game has a terrible standard about what qualifies as "fat".)

You've got the facts right, but my real question is, why do you care? It's not a good game, it has creepy sexual stuff all through it, so why are you defending its honor? Did your father promise you to the dragon for 10,000 gold?

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:43

FIRE CURES BIGOTS: Aug 26, 2002; by Y Kant Ozma Post

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Saint came out of the closet to say:
Gahahahahaahaha. Dude, look at the username of that "idiot" that posted the frog.

ok, that was out of line. I am sorry. However, I still say that the review was unfair and the thread has been trolled to oblivion.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:43

ballsman: Jun 16, 2003; a fuckin bomb; Grimey Drawer

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Contrabassoon: Jan 29, 2002; REALLY SHITTY POSTER

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MrRock came out of the closet to say:

ATTENTION ON DECK, WE HAVE UH-OH
REPEAT WE HAVE UH-OH

Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave, do you read me? Uh-oh, over.

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Rankin: May 31, 2002

Fire shut the gently caress up.

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Method Loser: Oct 10, 2001

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

ok, that was out of line. I am sorry. However, I still say that the review was unfair and the thread has been trolled to oblivion.

Why are you still posting in this thread.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:44

Creative Bicycle: Apr 19, 2001; I have a hole!

Its not every day (usually) that a thread in the games forum makes me weep with laughter.

Sextacular work, Fire, keep em rolling.

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:46

FIRE CURES BIGOTS: Aug 26, 2002; by Y Kant Ozma Post

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elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:

You've got the facts right, but my real question is, why do you care? It's not a good game, it has creepy sexual stuff all through it, so why are you defending its honor? Did your father promise you to the dragon for 10,000 gold?

I care because I like the game and the people are going to get the wrong idea about the game if they read your review, especially since alot of people look for the game thinking they're going to get something worth jacking off to.

I'm sure you were only taking comedic licence but not everyone reads the forum. If they did they would have seen the thread with a lot of positive responses to the game.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:47

jfjnpxmy v 2.0: Feb 7, 2001; by Lowtax

Oh man, you've really done it this time, elpintofsemen.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:47

MrRock: Apr 10, 2002; "I always knew I could find love in another mans ass."

quote:

Contrabassoon came out of the closet to say:
Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave, do you read me? Uh-oh, over.

UHH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:47

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Stupid; Bread Liar

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Creative Bicycle came out of the closet to say:
Its not every day (usually) that a thread in the games forum makes me weep with laughter.

Sextacular work, Fire, keep em rolling.

Amen. I was gonna go buy Harvest Moon and bask in natural sunlight, but this thread persuaded me to make popcorn and smash refresh!

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:49

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

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Fire came out of the closet to say:

Very well, keep a thread full of idiots posting pictures of frogs. It's your forum.

You really don't know when to shut the gently caress up do you?

Also, sup Stanford.

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Nov 13, 2003

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FIRE CURES BIGOTS: Aug 26, 2002; by Y Kant Ozma Post

EDIT: This comment was out of line. I am sorry.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:49

Ben: Mar 18, 2001; IF YOU'RE CRIPPLED, DON'T COME TO MY GOON MEETS. I'LL TOSS YOUR CRUTCHES IN THE LAKE

At least he's trying to remain true to his avatar (sup Stanford).

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:50

FIRE CURES BIGOTS: Aug 26, 2002; by Y Kant Ozma Post

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Method Loser came out of the closet to say:

Why are you still posting in this thread.

Because I want to debate this.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:51

inkblot: Feb 22, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

Am I the only one who immediatly thought Fire was a gimmick account? Besides, even if it isn't a hentai game those types of games are all really loving boring anyways. Click through some menus, give your simulated daughter some cake and Bloussant, click through some more menus, who the gently caress finds this entertaining? I could make a more entertaining game in Hypercard.

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Mos: Jul 11, 2002; by elpintogrande

This is easily the best Fire thread I have ever read.

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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:51

Lurchington: Jan 2, 2003; Forums Dragoon

The hentai game review makes it even FUNNIER that people are claiming Fable ripped off princess maker 2...

# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:53

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FIRE CURES BIGOTS: Aug 26, 2002; by Y Kant Ozma Post

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inkblot came out of the closet to say:
Am I the only one who immediatly thought Fire was a gimmick account? Besides, even if it isn't a hentai game those types of games are all really loving boring anyways. Click through some menus, give your simulated daughter some cake and Bloussant, click through some more menus, who the gently caress finds this entertaining? I could make a more entertaining game in Hypercard.

I'm a fan of Sim games what can I say. If you can make a better game please post it. If its half as fun and addictive as princess maker I'm sure I'll enjoy playing it.

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