My Nose.

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have: Mar 23, 2004

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have fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Apr 17, 2004

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amenenema: Feb 10, 2003

Dude, what the gently caress?

EDIT: GODDAMN WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH MY EYES???????????

HORRIBLE.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:04

KaosFactor: Dec 10, 2000; Rommel Rommel

That sucks, but might want to mark those NWS.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:04

J.theYellow: May 7, 2003; Slippery Tilde

Jesus gently caress.

I hope you don't have to show your face to anyone but Internet public.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:04

JIHAD JERRY: Mar 16, 2004; by Fragmaster

Holy loving poo poo that's disgusting. Uh.. Get better?

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:04

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Stupid; Bread Liar

quote:

The Gumby came out of the closet to say:

Day Three (beware, it's pretty gross looking):

http://members.cox.net/johnmcochran/nosetexture.jpg

Day Four:

http://opa-ages.com/forums/uploads/post-1-1079939944.jpg

Oh what the gently caress. Jesus loving poo poo, I didn't think a camera could capture so much detail.

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:04

mockingbee: May 7, 2003

Holy poo poo. I hope it gets better.

Remind me never to get that done.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:04

Lazyhound: Mar 1, 2004; A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

quote:

The Gumby came out of the closet to say:
I went back to the doctor.. she said I might have a staff infection... :(

Staph. And yeah, I'd say you got something or other going on there...

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:05

CombatMedic: Feb 26, 2004; ANUDDAH SUCCESSFOOL PRECEEDJUH!

You paid someone to do that?

Butts.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:05

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

ACKCHK

I'd, uh, get that checked out.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:05

CaptainStinkybutt: Sep 8, 2003; <img alt="" border="0" src="https://i.somethingawful.com/images/title-permabanned.gif" /><br /><b>by radium</b>

It's staph.

P.S.

I was "lol photoshop"-ing until the close-up.

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:05

Vorpal Bunny X: Nov 11, 2003

My name is Humpty
Pronounced with an "umpty"

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:05

Hidden Under a Hat: May 21, 2003

quote:

Louisgod came out of the closet to say:

Oh what the gently caress. Jesus loving poo poo, I didn't think a camera could capture so much detail.

I didn't know so much detail existed

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:06

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

I really don't think your nose was red enough to warrant such a procedure.

But on the bright side, it looks like you won't have a nose for much longer...so I guess it was a success.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:07

Astroman: Apr 8, 2001

Hello, lawsuit!

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:07

Hybrid: Sep 9, 2002

that is disgusting. do you leave your room? i know i wouldnt.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:08

DeltaAttack2go: Feb 6, 2003; what the christ

Gross, man. Didn't anyone ever tell you to "keep your nose clean?"

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:08

have: Mar 23, 2004

I'm on spring break right now, thank god... Today was the first day I left the house so I could see the doctor.

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:08

Mandarin Deli: Nov 18, 2003; "...but none of that modern stuff. Just shake your dinners!"

quote:

Vorpal Bunny X came out of the closet to say:
My name is Humpty
Pronounced with an "umpty"

Man, that takes me back.

To the OP: is there a chance you'll be permanently disfigured from this little procedure? Even if that doesn't end up being the case, you have my sympathies for having to put up with this in the first place.

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Old James came out of the closet to say:
EDIT: Mandarin Deli, I want you to know Errol Flynn titty hosed your grandmother.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:09

Charger: Feb 6, 2003

You should have gone to the doctor the minute you saw some puss appear (IE the day after) both are indicators of infection. No problem though, just get a prescription of some tetracyclene (sp) and you will be on your way!

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:09

GBS POSTER 2000: Nov 25, 2003

Litigate. Profusely.

:witch:

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:09

oh snap: Apr 17, 2003

Wait a minute. Registered today? I call bullshit.

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:10

have: Mar 23, 2004

quote:

thefoxgal came out of the closet to say:

:lol::lol::lol:

Man, that takes me back.

To the OP: is there a chance you'll be permanently disfigured from this little procedure? Even if that doesn't end up being the case, you have my sympathies for having to put up with this in the first place.

The doctor claims that all the scab-stuff will fall off within the next few days... but gently caress, it's really ghastly. It hurts when I touch it :(

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:10

Sonicdrift: Jun 15, 2003

quote:

oh snap came out of the closet to say:
Wait a minute. Registered today? I call bullshit.

It's real. I know him.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:11

Ragehaver: Jul 27, 2001; "Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service."

post-1-1079939944.jpg - Hello new desktop :cry:

I still dont understand. Your nose looked fine in the first picture. The only downside was it was a little red? Now its really loving red. Hope it gets better because uhm.. yuck.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:12

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Get away from me kid, you bother me.

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:12

Dr. Farkio`: Jan 23, 2003; by Lowtax

Hey man, there's something about your nose...something odd. I can't put my finger on it though.

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:12

nudejedi: Mar 5, 2002; Shanghai Tippytap

Christ Al-loving-mighty that's nasty. Hope it clears up.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:12

PyRo!: Jun 10, 2003

Hope they dont gotta cut it off

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:13

Fireant: Sep 13, 2003; Information Gatherer

ACHK... MEIN EYES!!

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:13

oh snap: Apr 17, 2003

quote:

The Gumby came out of the closet to say:

The doctor claims that all the scab-stuff will fall off within the next few days... but gently caress, it's really ghastly. It hurts when I touch it :(

I still want to believe this is bullshit. But assuming it's true it might not be so bad after all. I showed this pic to a friend and she said it looked like the skin underneath looks normal (I would have never noticed). So maybe after the scabs fall off you'll be ok.

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:13

Terrorsaurus: Aug 6, 2003; These horses don't run.

You need to amputate that loving thing before the evil spreads.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:14

Jolt: Dec 29, 2001

besides the whole inflamed nose thing you have really great looking skin.

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:14

have: Mar 23, 2004

quote:

oh snap came out of the closet to say:

I still want to believe this is bullshit. But assuming it's true it might not be so bad after all. I showed this pic to a friend and she said it looked like the skin underneath looks normal (I would have never noticed). So maybe after the scabs fall off you'll be ok.

Yeah, I can tell that the few patches of clear skin on my nose lack the redness that used to cover my shnozola.

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# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:15

Eva: Nov 8, 2003; Kikkerspion

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The Gumby came out of the closet to say:
It hurts when I touch it :(

Only when you touch it??? God drat, I would expect you'd be in constant pain with such a...well with...augh, I can't even find words to designate this. :o You seem pretty mellow about this, jeebus. I hope you get yer nose back. :p

# ? Mar 24, 2004 02:15