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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

canuckanese posted:

Also, I bought a Galchenyuk jersey even though I didn't hit that part of the toxx.

Look what I got in the mail today!

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Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
I've got the recording done but the quality sucks so I'm going to try again; if it doesn't sound any better I'll just upload the first one.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Serisothikos posted:

I've got the recording done but the quality sucks so I'm going to try again; if it doesn't sound any better I'll just upload the first one.

The quality of the article will always suck

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

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HOW COULD YOU posted:

The quality of the article will always suck

Also can I get a ruling on whether I should just be reading the panegyric to Therrien or also including the Tampa series prediction? The first recording only had the first part.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

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Hi, here you go, I have to go wash my mouth out:

https://soundcloud.com/serisothikos/habs-toxx

e: I don't have a mic, so enjoy listening to me breathe in as I record into my phone

Serisothikos fucked around with this message at 00:21 on May 23, 2014

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Serisothikos posted:

Hi, here you go, I have to go wash my mouth out:

https://soundcloud.com/serisothikos/habs-toxx

e: I don't have a mic, so enjoy listening to me breathe in as I record into my phone

Beautiful.

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

Serisothikos posted:

Hi, here you go, I have to go wash my mouth out:

https://soundcloud.com/serisothikos/habs-toxx

e: I don't have a mic, so enjoy listening to me breathe in as I record into my phone
Welcome to This American Life with your host Serisothikos

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

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deafmute posted:

Welcome to This American Life with your host Serisothikos

Somehow I don't think I'm going to rack up a Peabody for this.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Serisothikos posted:

Somehow I don't think I'm going to rack up a Peabody for this.

you do sound like a cut rate Ira Glass (I think this is a compliment?)

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

you do sound like a cut rate Ira Glass (I think this is a compliment?)

I deliberately tried to talk a little slowly so I'd be more intelligible, so if this is true I probably pace my speech - and end up sounding - more like he does in real life.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

AsInHowe posted:

For every Montreal win from here on out, I will donate for one virtual Canadiens candle at this site - https://www.laflammedesseries.com/en/.

I love the idea, and will donate in the name of whoever scores the game-winning goal. Plus another candle for every Carey Price shutout.

Changed it a bit. Decided to dedicate the candle with a post from the corresponding game's GDT.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

:toxx:

If the Montreal Canadiens make it to the SCF in will eat 3 cans of sardines in 5 mins (or as little as possible). If they should capture Lord Stanley's Cup in the Year of our Lord 2014 I will burn some Leafs paraphernalia and switch allegiances for next season.

:canada:: Don't do it!
:quebec:: :getin:

and this time I'll try not to gently caress up the documentation

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

I ate 12 cheeseburgers while reading that.

IBurnStuffAlot
Feb 25, 2008

:siren:DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN:siren:

JoelJoel posted:

:toxx:

If the Montreal Canadiens make it to the SCF in will eat 3 cans of sardines in 5 mins (or as little as possible). If they should capture Lord Stanley's Cup in the Year of our Lord 2014 I will burn some Leafs paraphernalia and switch allegiances for next season.

:canada:: Don't do it!
:quebec:: :getin:

and this time I'll try not to gently caress up the documentation

Don't just post a picture of the loving wrappers, that toxx was horseshit.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


Serisothikos posted:

I deliberately tried to talk a little slowly so I'd be more intelligible, so if this is true I probably pace my speech - and end up sounding - more like he does in real life.

i dont think you sound like ira glass at all personally but that was very public radio-esque.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Even if that last toxx was a lie, he weaved enough of a story for me. You guys are sticklers. :colbert:

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

HOW COULD YOU posted:

Says VJeff, poster desperately hoping for some leniency on his own toxx

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

flakeloaf posted:

I will donate $5 to Equality Michigan on behalf of Pavel Datsyuk for each playoff game the Detroit Hockey Red Wings win, and another $5 for each game the Wings win that features a Datsyuk goal.

They only won one game. I gave them $25 anyway because cc fees suck.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

MononcQc posted:

I toxxed myself in the GDT:


So I guess I'll have to do that.

EDIT: Ordered. $3 bracelet, $17 shipping to Quebec :suicide:

I'll be in Vancouver for a week starting Friday, so hopefully it gets delivered after I'm on the other end of the country or something.

I got it delivered today, just in time for the last game of Habs' playoffs.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
So I did a thing yesterday.

RC Cola posted:

If Handzus gets a point in this overtime I'll buy a Handzus avatar.

I need help figuring out what to make an avatar of. Some ideas were

TMMadman posted:

A terrible quote from the 1981 Clash of the Titans: You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. Hah. Work yourself to death.

Or you could go with an old quote from Hesiod: It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus.

edit - Or from Aristophanes: Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Electromax posted:

Someone make a gif from god of war with Zeus impaling kratos but replace his face with handzus (glowy eyes) and kratos with the LA logo

tofes posted:

Change your name to MICHAEL loving HANDZUS and then change your avatar to a parking cone

Someone please come up with an avatar to reflect the glory of Handzus.

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013

RC Cola posted:

So I did a thing yesterday.


I need help figuring out what to make an avatar of. Some ideas were




Someone please come up with an avatar to reflect the glory of Handzus.

the traffic cone one is the best, imo.

Crumbletron
Jul 21, 2006



IT'S YOUR BOY JESUS, MANE
PK Subban has scored a combined 15 goals in the regular season and playoffs, which is good for a total of $30 by my rules. I was originally going to donate to the Canadiens Children Foundation but their site is still hosed so I went with the same charity as Fateo, Dans la rue.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Man, Montreal hates kids.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Sorry it took so long - money's been tight - but I got a Rangers ish avatar.

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

nothing can or will ever Kill me

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

Wayne Gretzky posted:

nothing can or will ever Kill me

You can't die until Kevin Lowe does

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