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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
itt we talk about how to defend yourself against white "people"
basically ima repost a bunch of stuff from thsi thread in the op http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3642130'

but ill post new stuff. share ur tips and tricks itt. protect your melanin fellow gods and earths.

field notes on white "people"

Ilikedirt posted:

whites naturally want to lay there eggs in wooded regions . they instinctually. over theyre nests in moss to create a type of primitive incubator. after a long night of stealing, sheisting, trickery, and incestuous sex the whites return to there nest and regurgitate any undigested blood into the mouths of any newly hatched whitelings. during the day, the naturally nocturnal whites usually sleep. towards evening they awake and engage in a crude, soulless, mechanical type of dance known as line dancing. the music that accompanies this strange mating ritual consists of nasally, atonal singing and screaching stringed instruments. this ritual sends the whites into a sexual furor where they become irresistably attracted to they're closest relatives and engage in brief missionary sex. during intercourse the ehites excrete a potent, foul smelling poison (often compared to the smell of wet dog, urine, or hot dog water) known as mayonaise from their skin to ward away predators such as bears, the whites natural enemy. after coitus they consume the mayonaise from there skin to replenish energy. after this the whites sprnd the majority of the night consuming the souls and melanin and stealing money from actual human beings and the cycle repeats

Ilikedirt posted:

a common misconception about white devils is they consume melanin thru tgere moutgs. this is untrue. most whites use theyre hands to absorb melanin similar to the way a leech absorbs blood. if u have ever had the displeasure of shaking a whites hand u will know that they are very clammy (ironic that whites consune raw clams and other bottom feeding animals?) and cold. that clammyness is not sweat - its in fact a type of saliva that dissolves melanin on contact.

Ilikedirt posted:

whites have an uncanny ability to mimic real humans. for instance during my field study i observed many whites in their natural habitats (usually mountainous forest) wearing garb disturbingly similar to that of human beings. additionally, some of the younger individuals in this cabal were able to very primitively mimic human vocalizations. for instance one individual, who i effectionately named "bobo" was able to recite lyrics to rap songs he happened to hear over the radio. it immediately brought to mind the lyre bird of indonesia and its remarkable sbility to mimic camera shutters.

some of these devils manage to work their way into positions of power and more insidiously, the social circles of POCs. they use these opportunities to hypnotize real humans using comforting language and by calling themselves "allies". additionally, whites emit a powerful pheromone from their "freckles" and abundant animalistic body hair around real humans that has a very potent neurotoxic effect. this lulls POCs into a false sense of security and gives the devils and opportunity to steal these unfortunate victim's money, melanij, and ultimately... souls

Ilikedirt posted:

this is why whites are more comfortable in cold, dark places like basements, forests, etc. it shields them from the harmful (to them at least) rays of the sun AND it harkens back to white's animalistic heritage - albino pig apes of the german mountains. these grotesque creatures are long extinct but much of their behavior has survived.

for instance did you ever notice how whites nod their head downwards when greeting each other while POCs will nod upwards? this is because white apepigs would compete for dominance by biting the juggular of any challengers, and bowing their grotesquely developed chin downward provided some means of protection against this.

Ilikedirt posted:

whites are frightened by color, due to their inferior blue and green eyes, color must spend more time processing in their smaller, reptilian brains. this causes migranes, anxiety and occasionally sends whites into fits of rage and sexual violence.

ever wonder why television was kept in black and white for so long? it kept white "people" pacified and dull, and thus more productive for manual labor jobs in factories and fieldwork. whites are excellent "blue collar" workers (blue used in reference to the color of there eyes) when they are kept tame by bland, flavorless and colorless entertainment and food like sitcoms and meatloaf.

few people know this due to coverups but when "the wizard of oz" was released, the united states was thrown into a period of unrest and rioting. whites could be found destroying there own property and even engaging in seconds- long sessions of missionary sex in the streets!

whites = vampires?

Ilikedirt posted:

there v. similar. whites dont have any outwardly monstrous characteristucs (other than there ghostly white skin) but they do behave v similarly to mythical vampires. for instance did u know whites suck the melanin from young male POCs through their calves rather than there necks? since young males have the most powerful souls and have the most potent melanin they are the target of whites. one protective measure u can take against whites is "sagging" ur pants low. this provides a layer of anti white armor that will allow u to escape their vampiric grasp.

another thing ppl do t realise about highly dangerous silverback whites (more mature individuals) is that they are threatened and confused by loud bass sounds. since whites are more prone to attack POCs when there vulnerable (seated in a car for instance allows easy acces to the calves for stealthy white devils) it is best to play various types of music in ur car with the bass setting maximized for total white protection.

Protection Against White s

Ilikedirt posted:

one thing not many people know is that whites actually have a very limited range of color vision. they can only see the colors of the rainbow, and not into the uv or infrared spectrum like superior melanistic peoples. this makes whites particularly attracted to two colors - blue and green. whites love to make their uniforms blue and green, particular the uniforms of organized violence (since whites have an unwienchable thirst for violence and are shirt tempered and prone to fits of rage these jobs are particularly appealing to them) like soldiers and policemen. it is interesting that only devils have blue or green eyes.

u can use this limited vision as a type of camouflage against whites, acting as a kind of repellant to them and forcibg them to pur as much distance between u and them as possible, protecting you from there vampiric grasp.

-wear colorful clothing and accesories like bandanas with lots of branding, patterns, etc. the naturally attractive capitalist logos will attract them while the UV and IR spectrum coloration will confuse and disorient them

- jewelry, and shiny accesories will refract and reflect light and cause painful shocks to inferior, weak albinistic eyes. occasionally they will catch a glimpse of their own reflection and become so repulsed that they may do things like cross the street to avoid u.

-cover ur skin as much as possible in clothing like hats or hoodies. this will reduce the rapist-like attraction to your naturally beautiful, melanin rich skin as whites are primarily visually driven, similar to a t-rex or other sluggish, dimwitted lizard

basic tips:
- whites are allergic to sunligt. there skin breaks out in to red rashes and peels off like a lizards' coat if exposed to sun for to long. this is proof that whites are primitive and nocturnal creaturse. furthermore sunlight causes cancer in whites and has recharging, health rpoperties in people with melanin. if u stay in sunlight u are less prone to coming into contact with these melanin/money thiefs.
- whitelings (baby whites) have particularly low intelligence and are extrmely fragile. this is why white parents refuse to hit there children - even the slightest tap will break bones and because massive damage. whitelings also have a natural defense against rpedators = they have a supersonic shriek that is highly damaging. this why whites bring they babies with them everytwhere. as a kind of "human" shield. avoid all places where large numbers of whiteluings gather.
- whites are highly violemt and tend to take jobs where they can fulfill there animalistic desires, like polioce. first an foremost avoid police officers at all costs. if however u come into contact w/ them The best way to deal with polioce is to show ur natural superior intelligence to theres. Be polite and use a slow, calm tone around them bc they are thrown into a violent fit at the slightest provocation. do not make any sudden moves. keep eye contact at all tims. make sure u dont have any food in youre pockets. if you have any pork on u, you can throw it into the distance and they will instinctually chase it

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
didn't read a word, op

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

butplug accident posted:

didn't read a word, op

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

butplug accident posted:

didn't read a word, op

whites inherantly have a didfficult tome w/symbolic language so i do not blame u,

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Yakub set out to create a group of people opposite from his own. The first white man appeared only about 6,000 year ago on the island of Patmos in the Aegean Sea after a 600 year breeding process called “grafting”.

Yakub’s mother and father died when he was five years old, so he was raised by his uncle. Yakub was emotionally disturbed and rebellious. He was teased in school because of his extremely large head. He was given the nickname, “the big head scientist” because he was smarter than his peers. At age six, Yakub was in his uncle’s back yard playing with two magnets. He noticed the power of attraction, “unalike attracts and like repels.” He then told his uncle, “when I get to be an older man, I’m going to make people to rule you.” his uncle replied, “Yakub, do you not know that if you make a man other than the original man who is already here on the Planet Earth, you will be making the devil himself?” Yakub replied, “Nevertheless, I know that which you know not.”

By the age of 18, Yakub graduated from the colleges and universities of his nation. 20 miles outside of present day Mecca, Saudi Arabia, Yakub began to teach his doctrine called, “Tricknology”. His Holy book was called, The Book of Tricknology of 120°. He told his followers if they follow his doctrine, they could rule the world for 6,000 years and make slaves of everyone else. Yakub’s large following and teachings began to intimate the King of his nation, so he was put in jail.

Yakub and the King made a deal while he was in jail. The deal was for the King to give him and his followers everything they needed to start their own civilization and leave their current land. Yakub and his 59,999 followers moved to the island Patmos in the Aegean Sea. There he formed his government headed with a nurse, doctor, priest and cremator.

The blacks who came with Yakub to the island were placed under a system of laws by which mating was based on skin color and in which only lighter-complexioned babies were allowed to survive. Over the course of many generations, the population of Patmos began to grow lighter and lighter until, after 600 years of this dedicated grafting process, the people became very pale with blue eyes and blonde hair.

95% of Yakub’s followers discovered that this “grafting” process included killing people, so they lost loyalty to his mission. Yakub had intense hatred in his heart and died of a brain tumor at age 150. His remaining followers carried on his mission.

Of the 600 year process, it took 200 years to create the rubedoid “red man”, 200 years to create the citrinoid “yellow man” and the final 200 years to create the albinoid “white man”. The albinoids returned to Yacub’s childhood home, 20 miles outside of Mecca. It only took them six months to cause chaos in the lands. The albinoids were stripped of their clothing, dressed in aprons and sent to cross the hot desert and go into Europe to live.

The albinoids stayed in the Caucus mountains and caves for 2,000 years. There they became savage, moral-less shameless and psychopathic. They started to walk on their hands and knees like animals and eat raw meat. They even ate each other and their babies. The albinoids tamed the wolf to live with them in the caves. The wolf became the dog, which then became their best friend.

Moses was sent to Europe to civilize the albinoids. Once they were out of their caves, they went on a rampage throughout Earth and Yakub’s 6,000 of rule came into affect. They caused choas and destruction wherever they went.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I don't plan on reading any of this, but is "be white" an acceptable defense?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
^^Only if you trust other white people.

Field sketches would be helpful.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Ilikedirt posted:

whites inherantly have a didfficult tome w/symbolic language so i do not blame u,

i iz black

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Zeroisanumber posted:

^^Only if you trust other white people.

Field sketches would be helpful.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Give Pat a Job posted:

I don't plan on reading any of this, but is "be white" an acceptable defense?

whites are naturally cannibalistic and incestuous so if anything u are in cgreater danger. of rape and murder !!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Nobody read your posts in that thread. What makes you think they are gonna read them in this one?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Posts so bad u gotta post em twice

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
agents of yakub,.. typical....

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




i have already stolen your melanin

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm a white slayer

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
keep moving into theyre neighborhood. they will continually flee and eventually have no place left to live

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Nathilus posted:

keep moving into theyre neighborhood. they will continually flee and eventually have no place left to live

once they flee to there caves in theyre homeland in the mountains of europe we can trap them all by causing a massivre landslide. problem solved!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Breed them out with race mixing is the strategy of the modern yid

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
the pig fears black children because they are brave warriors

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Peace to the gods and the earths

Civilize the 85, etc

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

ilikedirt posted:

itt we talk about how to defend yourself against white "people"
basically ima repost a bunch of stuff from thsi thread in the op http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3642130'

but ill post new stuff. share ur tips and tricks itt. protect your melanin fellow gods and earths.

field notes on white "people"






whites = vampires?


Protection Against White s


basic tips:
- whites are allergic to sunligt. there skin breaks out in to red rashes and peels off like a lizards' coat if exposed to sun for to long. this is proof that whites are primitive and nocturnal creaturse. furthermore sunlight causes cancer in whites and has recharging, health rpoperties in people with melanin. if u stay in sunlight u are less prone to coming into contact with these melanin/money thiefs.
- whitelings (baby whites) have particularly low intelligence and are extrmely fragile. this is why white parents refuse to hit there children - even the slightest tap will break bones and because massive damage. whitelings also have a natural defense against rpedators = they have a supersonic shriek that is highly damaging. this why whites bring they babies with them everytwhere. as a kind of "human" shield. avoid all places where large numbers of whiteluings gather.
- whites are highly violemt and tend to take jobs where they can fulfill there animalistic desires, like polioce. first an foremost avoid police officers at all costs. if however u come into contact w/ them The best way to deal with polioce is to show ur natural superior intelligence to theres. Be polite and use a slow, calm tone around them bc they are thrown into a violent fit at the slightest provocation. do not make any sudden moves. keep eye contact at all tims. make sure u dont have any food in youre pockets. if you have any pork on u, you can throw it into the distance and they will instinctually chase it
posting to see if we registered on the same day

edit: hahaha you loving noob

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
OP you're white.

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MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
It's usually non-white people always trying to pinch a dolla or holla when you cross each other on the street.

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