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I just unzip my pants and drop them along with my underwear down to about my ankles. Give it a couple good tugs, make sure everything is straight and akimbo, pull my boxer briefs back up with a quick snap of the waistband, then do the same with the jeans, tug the belt tight and keep on rolling. gently caress the haters AND the lovers, that's what I say.
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Jul 2, 2014 02:17
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nah you guys go ahead I gotta make a phone call real quick *fumbles around with phone and stays seated, waiting for boner to go away*
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Jul 2, 2014 02:27
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*jacks off in seat of cab*
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Jul 2, 2014 02:41
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Around the age of 21, I gained the apparently magical power to mentally prevent myself from getting a boner when I don't want one. I'm probably a real-life Jedi or something.
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Jul 2, 2014 04:14
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its good to have a boner at all times just in caese
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Jul 2, 2014 04:21
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ninotoreS posted:Around the age of 21, I gained the apparently magical power to mentally prevent myself from getting a boner when I don't want one. I'm probably a real-life Jedi or something. why would you not want a boner
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Jul 2, 2014 07:18
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Business Gorillas posted:*doesn't adjust boner* That's why Gorilla business has such low returns.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:34
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Sever (your dick)
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Jul 3, 2014 00:38
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boom boom boom posted:Walking along, no one's looking, take one really long sideways step, just keep walking, no one saw, nobody knows about my balls. a classic.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:40
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Ball Cupper posted:Sever (your dick) good post/username combo right here
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Jul 3, 2014 00:47
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oh my goodness there appears to be a piece of lint on my trousers i'll just brush that off nope that didn't get it maybe if I b r u s h slower no that didn't work either this is unbelievable let me try to B R U S H again even slower that seems to be working nothing untoward going on here people maybe one more BB RR UU SS HH well the lint seems to have gone now back to work
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Jul 3, 2014 00:54
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I move my prehensile boner while attracting your attention to my face with flashy hand movements
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Jul 3, 2014 00:56
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ghlbtsk posted:oh my goodness there appears to be a piece of lint on my trousers i'll just brush that off nope that didn't get it maybe if I b r u s h slower no that didn't work either this is unbelievable let me try to B R U S H again even slower that seems to be working nothing untoward going on here people maybe one more BB RR UU SS HH well the lint seems to have gone now back to work *on the phone to HR* yeah Jim's just sitting there, slowly wanking
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Jul 3, 2014 00:58
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*always tucks so doesn't have this problem*
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Jul 3, 2014 01:02
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im just gonna get this over with and rub one out in the bathroom
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Jul 3, 2014 01:05
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i look at the person i am talking to in the eyes and then i look down at my bulge then i look them in the eyes again and i look down at the bulge then i look them in the eyes again and look down at the bulge
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Jul 3, 2014 01:09
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Well, first off. The trick is to always have a bucket of popcorn handy.
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Jul 3, 2014 01:10
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Frostwerks posted:Well, first off. The trick is to always have a bucket of popcorn handy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24gr1dC1r4I
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Jul 3, 2014 01:15
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luckily no one ever notices when i have a boner, not evne me
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Jul 3, 2014 01:24
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"Oh this? No, that's it un-erect"
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Jul 3, 2014 01:26
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boom boom boom posted:Walking along, no one's looking, take one really long sideways step, just keep walking, no one saw, nobody knows about my balls. ive done this and gotten called out on it
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Jul 3, 2014 01:30
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Why contain it? Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let the boners pile up in the streets.
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Jul 3, 2014 12:58
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"oh this isn't a boner, it's just how my MONSTER DONG is naturally"
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Jul 3, 2014 13:02
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Pochoclo posted:Why contain it? Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let the boners pile up in the streets. Source for awesomeness plz
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Jul 3, 2014 13:02
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I prefer to go to fast food places or if im feeling brave a starbucks. When i reach the front of the line after being asked what i want to order i make unbroken eye contact while adjusting my dilz. When im done i deposit the day's crotch lint and mould on the counter and leave without a word
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Jul 3, 2014 13:11
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I walk around in public with my cock in a hot-dog bun with mustard and ketchup on it so it doesn't matter if I get a boner or not
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Jul 3, 2014 13:15
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Alan Smithee posted:Source for awesomeness plz What is this, 4chan? I just searched on google images for "glowing codpiece". One more thing to explain to my employer and also probably got me on the NSA list.
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Jul 3, 2014 13:16
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Pochoclo posted:What is this, 4chan? I just searched on google images for "glowing codpiece". One more thing to explain to my employer and also probably got me on the NSA list. NSA: Not Straight at All it's okay though
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Jul 3, 2014 13:45
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lol at this stupid fakepost thread who the gently caress gets boners in YOTL 2014 
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