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oh, haha, no no, it's just these pants they're always erm well the pleats always just make it look like that *smooths pleats to allay suspicion*
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*Stands on a pitching mound* *Full on grabs junk and spits*
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Jul 1, 2014 06:32
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Ughhhhh rawwwwwr everyone look at me adjusting
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Jul 1, 2014 06:33
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Ohhhhhhhh excuse me Arby's cashier I need to tuck my erection under the waist band of my sweatpants
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Jul 1, 2014 06:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfLgXJpQd0
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Jul 1, 2014 06:51
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just scratching my balls for ten minutes on the train
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Jul 1, 2014 06:54
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woops i shouldnt jhave wore this in redibly short skrit in public,,,,
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Jul 1, 2014 06:55
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*in the middle of a conversation* excuse me, hold that thought real quick. i just, you see, i have to adjust my boner, which is causing discomfort as it is in a position within my trousers that is not ideal *adjusts boner* now what were you saying? edit: also, iit? "in idiot's thread"?
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Jul 1, 2014 06:57
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^^^well poo poo who doesn't get dressed that way erry day? was gonna mention something about breaking your pencil tip during a test
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Jul 1, 2014 06:58
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Jul 1, 2014 07:00
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The Feldman Felcher posted:was gonna mention something about breaking your pencil tip during a test poo poo man you're adjusting the drat thing, not manhandling it you need to loosen your grip
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Jul 1, 2014 07:02
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*pretends to be messing with something in his pocket and slowly shifts boner*
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Jul 1, 2014 07:06
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Just meow and walk out of the room like a normal person.
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Jul 1, 2014 07:11
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I wear an apron most of the time at work which is good because I work with a lot of girls with crazy nice asses.
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Jul 1, 2014 07:11
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VendaGoat posted:*Stands on a pitching mound* *Full on grabs junk and spits*
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Jul 1, 2014 07:13
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*adjusts boner very jewishly*
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Jul 1, 2014 07:15
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Turfahurf posted:I wear an apron most of the time at work which is good because I work with a lot of girls with crazy nice asses. creepy goon posts creepy post in an otherwise funny thread just another day for gbs
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Jul 1, 2014 07:16
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Fake thread: noone adjusts
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Jul 1, 2014 07:19
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real post learn some self control and not get boners in public hth
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Jul 1, 2014 07:21
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Dubious posted:real post learn some self control and not get boners in public hth No. Buy my new self-help book and learn to get the self control you need to get all the public boners your career has been needing!
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Jul 1, 2014 07:22
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Dubious posted:real post learn some self control and not get boners in public hth hey man, being 14 is hard (heh) dont make their lives even tougher by setting unattainable goals for them
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Jul 1, 2014 07:23
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:hey man, being 14 is hard (heh) this is a good post
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Jul 1, 2014 07:23
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Quickscope420dad posted:No. Buy my new self-help book and learn to get the self control you need to get all the public boners your career has been needing! 'getting public boners' could be taken multiple ways much like the public boners you are getting, which can be taken orally or anally
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Jul 1, 2014 07:24
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Walking along, no one's looking, take one really long sideways step, just keep walking, no one saw, nobody knows about my balls.
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Jul 1, 2014 07:24
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:'getting public boners' could be taken multiple ways All of these topics and more are covered in my book.
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Jul 1, 2014 07:26
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:creepy goon posts creepy post in an otherwise funny thread Lol what a human being.
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Jul 1, 2014 07:55
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Look, ladies, this happens to guys on a pretty regular basis. Might as well get used to it. Mine's got a hair trigger.
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Jul 1, 2014 08:22
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Prettz posted:Look, ladies, this happens to guys on a pretty regular basis. Might as well get used to it. Mine's got a hair trigger. so that explains why all the women at your workplace have shaven heads
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Jul 1, 2014 08:23
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Quickscope420dad posted:so that explains why all the women at your workplace have shaven heads
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Jul 1, 2014 08:40
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Prettz posted:that's not all they shave Or perhaps it's just alopecia
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Jul 1, 2014 08:48
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Dubious posted:real post learn some self control and not get boners in public hth lol if you can control your boners. what, u got a tiny wimpy dick with no willpower of its own or something?
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Jul 1, 2014 08:53
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Benedick Cuckold posted:lol if you can control your boners. what, u got a tiny wimpy dick with no willpower of its own or something? Well I didn't expect to hear that from someone with "cuckold" in their name. Unless it's projection of course #highschoolpsychologyboner
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Jul 1, 2014 08:57
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My male virility is beyond any normal control.
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Jul 1, 2014 09:00
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Dubious posted:real post learn some self control and not get boners in public hth sorry about your dysfunctional dick
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Jul 1, 2014 09:36
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Jul 1, 2014 09:40
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Recently I found I was not the only one. Long ago, when I would be making out with a lady, I would get a boner, and for whatever reason, I thought she might be upset about that (I don't know why). So when we were finished with kissing, I would have to leave the room "clever" so she woudln't see it. What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs..... Another friend of mine apparently use to pretend he was a monkey while jumped around until he was clear out of the room. Anyone else?
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Jul 1, 2014 22:09
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sorta wish these came back
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Jul 1, 2014 22:29
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Piearesquared posted:Recently I found I was not the only one. lol
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Jul 2, 2014 01:20
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*adjusts boner and accidentally lets the tip come out over the waistband*
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