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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
summon cuckhold IV

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Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002


A meteor large enough to destroy this loving planet.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Make person instantly poop.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

summon dragon that breathes weed smoke

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Philthy posted:

Make person instantly poop.

Listen these are not real spells drat it, keep to the lore

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Silence so none of you fags could use your spells

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

kittenkicker posted:

Kal Vas Xen An Flam

Summon Great Creature Negate Fire? That makes no sense. Unless that spell summons a Greater Asbestos Golem or something.

I'd go for "Omniscience", though most likely the first bit of knowledge gained from casting it is that you should first cast "Immunity to Crushing Depression".

Close second choice would be "Chicken of the Infinite".

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Kenzie posted:

A meteor large enough to destroy this loving planet.

woah dude

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Kenzie posted:

A meteor large enough to destroy this loving planet.

gently caress off Sephiroth. ugay.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Kenzie posted:

A meteor large enough to destroy this loving planet.

omg i bet the wizard secret service is gonna issue another subpoena against lowtax now, gee

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

where the gently caress you wish assholes gonna get the xp to cast those spells? fuckers provably couldn't squeeze out a full level between the lot of you.

work in a slaughterhouse

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

ok I changed my spell now I wanna spell that turns me into a cat man so i can be a furry irl

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I want the spell that lets you be omnipotent

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
Power Word: Orgasm.

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
Gil Plus so I can get the money.

Dance Marine
Feb 17, 2014

Summon some sexy demon so i can can get laid and she can kill my neighbour.

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.
Enlarge Satan

Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

erm... quack-ward
A spell that helps me decide what kind of spell I want.

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
Shrink item

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.
Sorry, I meant: Engorge satan

The Walking Dad
Dec 31, 2012
Become dildo. This is an irreversible spell.

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Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

VomitOnLino posted:

Sorry, I meant: Engorge satan

i change my vote to this

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