If you were a given one spell which would it be? no ultima

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SpeedGem: Sep 19, 2012; by Ralp

I'd make it rain.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:06

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:04

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Cloudkill. To use on this thread.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:12

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Induce Fattening to upset people

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:14

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Teleportation, so I can teleport this thread to the gas chamber.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:14

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Wish spell, and I'd use it to wish for more wishes.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:26

Momplestiltskin: Jan 15, 2014; Got any extra firstborns?

enlarge satan is the only spell i need

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:27

dodecahardon: Oct 20, 2008

Ivor Biggun posted:

Wish spell, and I'd use it to wish for more wishes.

*upends bowl of Cheetos, spills Pepsi*

You... can't... DO... THAT!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:28

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Universal Remote Control

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:30

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

teleportation, easy

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:30

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Mass Inebriation

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:31

SpeedGem: Sep 19, 2012; by Ralp

adocious posted:

*upends bowl of Cheetos, spills Pepsi*

You... can't... DO... THAT!

your integer math means nothing here.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:33

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InNHB9J0eqs

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:01

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Ultima.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:03

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Conjure breakfast.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:04

Momplestiltskin: Jan 15, 2014; Got any extra firstborns?

Bigby's Grasping Hand

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:04

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

butt house

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:04

Zenephant: Dec 31, 2009

Revive Pet

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:07

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

goodberries

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:08

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

shape change of course

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:08

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Enlarge butthole

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:10

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Dominate, gonna Xavier up in this bitch and make a mod send this thread to the gaschamber

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:11

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

olaf2022 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InNHB9J0eqs

I remember when these were cutting edge graphics. :corsair:

Might have to change me choice.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:13

Dr Strangepants: Nov 26, 2003; Mein F�hrer! I can dance!

Chocolate Jizz.

Not because I like BJs but because I like giving ladies yeast infections.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:13

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

telekinesis

But I'd mainly just use it to fondle titties n poo poo

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:14

SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

whatever that dude from planescape torment used to make that other dude speak from his butt and vice versa

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:14

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

I don't need spells dude

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:15

dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

Meteor

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:15

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

spirit of wolf

id be rich

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:15

Butt Frosted Cake: Dec 27, 2010

time skip forward, the spell only useful for trolling

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:16

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

gate

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:21

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

i am a fuken warrior i dont need spells u r a bitch - everquest, 2003

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:22

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.