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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

The Protagonist posted:

wait i call bullshit, aren't real tarot card readings the culmination of 3 cards in tandem?

also wait tarot it bullshit but i digress

No, Im not giving you an outlook
I'm answering a specific question

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I have a co-worker who is into tarot now & she pulls just one card. She also pulled the same card on two consecutive days, decided that it couldn't be coincidence & she must be especially tuned to the spiritual realms & has been giving people advice based on dreams she's had.

Shes fat right

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
will i ever lose my virginity? if so, how?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

will i ever lose my virginity? if so, how?

That's two questions, but you got
15. The Devil

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

The Protagonist posted:

Shes fat right

No, she's a dead ringer for Sarah Palin.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Anymore questions, this is about to wrap up

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

No, she's a dead ringer for Sarah Palin.

Whoa, that's weird.

Hey sether I gotta question for your deck:

whats the meaning of the answer I receive?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

The Protagonist posted:

Whoa, that's weird.

Hey sether I gotta question for your deck:

whats the meaning of the answer I receive?

The Sun reversed.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
will satan ever prove his love for me?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

The Feldman Felcher posted:

will satan ever prove his love for me?

this is the last question

Princess of pentacles reversed

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Dubious posted:

should i eat this Dick's Deluxe and a chocolate shake?

sup Seattle area goon

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
It's been an hour I'm closing this now, I hope it's been entertaining and illuminating.

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