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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Having a common name is the loving worst.

https://www.google.ca/search?q=ryan+the+hedgehog&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VnXVU_jGIJLZ8AGVt4GwAw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=955

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Arcanite
Apr 27, 2013
Some of these have more thought put into them than actual Sonic games.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Your next line will be -
"AWAKEN! MY MASTERS!"

Psygnosis
Jul 30, 2003
When someone's mary-sue sonic clone looks enough like another person's mary-sue sonic clone do they get into a fight over it?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Psygnosis posted:

When someone's mary-sue sonic clone looks enough like another person's mary-sue sonic clone do they get into a fight over it?

yes

its like kids playing superheroes

"i fire a super laser at you"

"i have a force field"

"my laser goes through force fields"

"i put up a force field that stops super laser"

etc

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
If all these ones are wearing clothes. does that mean sonic and tails have been running around in just shoes socks like that kony guy

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Parallax Scroll posted:

do people make all these slight variations on mario as well?

that would own, creepy manchildren and confused teens working from the template of a fat mustachioed italian plumber to create all these mary sues would be hilarious

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

Parallax Scroll posted:

do people make all these slight variations on mario as well?

http://mariofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Psygnosis posted:

When someone's mary-sue sonic clone looks enough like another person's mary-sue sonic clone do they get into a fight over it?



of loving course they do. where do you think the phrase DO NOT STEAL! came from?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

http://mariofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Alberto posted:

Alberto is Bowser's Partner Just like Eggman and Metal Sonic he's Mario Bros and Wario Bros's Rival his crush is Princess Gwen she is evil too he haves an Russian Acent and he owns Tick-Tock Clock

[Not to be confused with the Alberto from Fantendo]

Contents[show]
VoiceEdit
Steve Carell does his voice and Does a Russian Acent

Voice ReferencesEdit
Steve Carell talks in Russian Acent too as Gru from Despicable Me/Despicable Me 2

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Samantha Mina Toadsworth is Toadsworth's Demonic Twin Sister bit by a Vampy when she & her Brother were 19 since Super Princess Peach: Ally or Enemy?. She drinks blood (which is also why the game is rated T besides Mild Language; Blood and Gore). King George Toadstool banished Samantha from the Castle due to the matter of Vampirism (her eyes prove it) and she at the backalley of Toad Town, under her own umbrella during sunlight, renames hersef "Lady Brooddrink".

Racist

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

quote:

Richard T. Toadmeyer is a Toad in the Mushroom Kingdom. Unlike most Toads, Richard has mastered the art of growing facial hair.


Personality
Richard is something of an idealist, and always optimistic. His humor, however, can become very dark. His preferred pasttimes are relaxing and exploring the Warp Pipe System. He's friendly, but a bit awkward around new people. He considers himself an introvert, as he prefers small groups of people to large, and will often go off on his own for a short time. He spends much of his time in the library tended by his uncle.

Skills
He's tall for a toad, and can hold his own in a fight, but he is somewhat out of shape. He's not qualified to join the Toad Brigade, and he's not interested anyway. He's very intelligent and can think his way past most problems and puzzles. He's also heavier than many toads, so while he can't jump as high, his Goomba Stomp is slightly more powerful.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
im looking around this mario fan wiki and i havent played nintendo since like n64 so im seeing these characters and it'll say "this character first appeared as a playable character in mario kart: gotta go fast!!" with a hyperlink to the game name and im like "oh this must be a legit character" since there's articles on actual non-fan characters like mario and bowser too. it turns out they're making up fictional mario games and mario spinoffs in their fanon and listing character appearances in those games like this one:

http://mariofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Wario_Kart:_First_From_The_Start!

i don't get it, what story is there even in mario games to insert your mary sues into??

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"


Motherfucker looks like how I feel reading this thread



DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012




mspaint over official art check.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

AWAKEN MY MASTERS! ...?!

Psygnosis
Jul 30, 2003

No, just stop. don't do it.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009


lmao

Krakox
Oct 9, 2012

He looks like he posts on the mushroom kingdom equivalent of The Something Awful Forums.

EDIT: So does that makes him a Goom?

Pornographic Memory posted:

im looking around this mario fan wiki and i havent played nintendo since like n64 so im seeing these characters and it'll say "this character first appeared as a playable character in mario kart: gotta go fast!!" with a hyperlink to the game name and im like "oh this must be a legit character" since there's articles on actual non-fan characters like mario and bowser too. it turns out they're making up fictional mario games and mario spinoffs in their fanon and listing character appearances in those games like this one:

http://mariofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Wario_Kart:_First_From_The_Start!

i don't get it, what story is there even in mario games to insert your mary sues into??


The same thing is on the sonic fanon wikia too. Not only do they come up with fake characters they mention where their fake first appearance was in real games, and then rattle off a bunch of other fake games. Some detailed characters even have /different outfits/ for whatever game they didn't appear in.

My favorite is the fake Sonic the Hedgehog tv show lores. People write pages and pages of synopsis for sonic TV shows where self inserts meet sanic and help him fight evil.

What the gently caress is with sonic the hedgehog anyway that's appealing to autists like this?

Krakox fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jul 28, 2014

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Cole the Hedghog is a ghost in the shadows, walking unnoticed through crowds. He can slit an enemy's throat before they even realize he's there, and slip away, never to be seen again. Those few who do notice him soon forget he ever existed… and Cole isn't certain that he does exist. He is a spirit, impossibly caught between the immaterial realm of the Fade and the confusing realities of our physical world, but does that make him real? Does it make him human or a demonic pretender, as some believe?

All Cole knows for certain is that the world is full of pain and he must find his place within it. Those who wish to restore order and help the helpless will find him a strange but unwavering ally. Those who use their power for selfish reasons may never see Cole again—if they remember that he was there to begin with.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Krakox posted:

What the gently caress is with sonic the hedgehog anyway that's appealing to autists like this?

growing up is really scary so they seek the safety of cartoon characters designed for children

RonJeremysBalzac
Jul 29, 2004

Parallax Scroll posted:

do people make all these slight variations on mario as well?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Psygnosis posted:

No, just stop. don't do it.
Interesting how in a thread about fanfiction, it's an actual screenshot of the Sonic cartoon that produces the most revulsion.

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011



Could be worse.

Soulcleaver
Sep 25, 2007

Murderer

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

goddamn these are hilarious

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Krakox posted:

What the gently caress is with sonic the hedgehog anyway that's appealing to autists like this?

something about sonic having gigantic eyes making it easier for autists to read his facial expressions. also all the characters are animals so furry weirdness gets mixed in too

queertea
Jun 4, 2013

Not Fade Away
My Google search gave me a facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Benjamin-the-hedgehog/198764606880600

"Hello, I'm Benjamin... I'm a soilder from Mobius who was abandoned to planet Earth.. (OC based on Benjamin Carmine from Gears of war 2.)"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Awaken my masters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

is fanon the same thing as headcanon

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
real canon

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
easily the best

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Phrasing posted:

Could be worse.
Sonic snuff porn?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

Sonic snuff porn?



Wow nsfw fucker

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

M-mods?

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


awaken my masters

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Richey posted:


This is the Epitome of the whole Sonic OC thing.

I had 2 thoughts at the end of this
1. if I were a super-strong hedgehog who sprouted human limbs and poo poo, I don't think I'd be too worried about kevin robinson from school
2. likes: NIN, dislikes: Trent Reznor wtf

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Some of these are trying to go for the same vibe as Half Life: Full Life Consequences. I wonder if those who are genuine in their obsessions can spot them.

Parallax Scroll posted:

something about sonic having gigantic eyes making it easier for autists to read his facial expressions. also all the characters are animals so furry weirdness gets mixed in too

This, plus the fact that the human brain is hardwired to like and be visually stimulated by rounded shapes and objects. (Sonic was literally copy-pasted in his design, by putting Mickey Mouse's head on Felix the Cat's body.)

And misfiring brains still retain (and sometimes emphasize) primal urges and designs while lacking more developed aspects...

Yeah, some autists are obsessed with the stupidest of stupid bullshit. And others of that disability have obsessions that can be somewhat explainable.

Arcanite posted:

Some of these have more thought put into them than actual Sonic games.

Staple of fandom, long before pop culture and mass communication. But I digress, and I sometimes wonder what the original members of Sonic Team might think of all this fan-created stuff and self-inserts and what have you. Presuming their English was good enough to read all that crap on the internet, of course. (What did Gene Roddenberry think of Star Trek obsessives, anyway? I think George Lucas admitted to retiring due to internet nerds hating him so vocally.)

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